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「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnQfJmDpMr
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQjqqKCukJ
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfVvGsmuX7
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「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdelot9gPXr
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「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUK3octlEF
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo8Aavw9gz
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「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbTKBhL3lk
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之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiX6K2JbvN
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hI9oyCL60
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8Qx55GbKr
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堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYA8z4jnJ3
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFXY6eGGcw
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台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXCGSyoVe2
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kOLMiuDip
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「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBKcqQFycX
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf7EZd8kO7
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2E3npuZNU
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIujbr9Ws77
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVoLKndacV
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡur4kCQ48DM
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ7Mb6eypK
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOd42VPpvg
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yXs1nVhok
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiSjVlhOrA
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcdi4MQSsL
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「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1KDf2qeLC
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55EmpeOf05
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