叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXo1JFZRWS
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6PA1alodN
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonZEpJ5dYz
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2jlmAQhVr
點知…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZV6p5VskO
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL4bYXMj15
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdZFt2N0ZU
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY4E6DgyES
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夜來香及頭回應。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4InxvSGe0b
但係響呢D時候，我仲邊理得咁多丫…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXNddBWSfo
其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztzxaYnm47
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYDyJR0Kff
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWU91zz5HzA
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4Y4joy7vu
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEw2IDp1Xk
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuj2KAxftL
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNb56kaQ85
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt67lxbqLk3
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WfU6SWQHe
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpguvuoiO2f
而當我講完呢兩句之後…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7N5GFT9kE
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9TkxKsgw1
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfISjDlgXw3
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56eUT261ly
突然…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdz0jFdbA5G
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1ZVFQaXsV
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgEsOJLFhv
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRxl3VQhXW
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原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJTVklExuv
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSa9frnuFW
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgkLEs4Prw
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4R05g3f9uS
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWB8rOvJgt
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5eOt2NbBw
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XfxL5pjoc
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsdLU3QChf
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡro9jTieP2e
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIKLrth7SX
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTe8o6ry7J
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr1rPcVNOA
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI9blCCxcB
「小心呀！契弟！」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaE0sxYdXg
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「小心呀！我條J既主人！」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcHT3hKKcR
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsMK2PQK76
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQWUNS2AxH
我既怒火已經到左極限…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3RMVYGHjX
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyCP1ilTev
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFbkX3JwbA
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19e495BNqW
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo76HM3dQfD
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rYe1z7sDS
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7APw4BIOnD
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoUyWRCmDc
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HldRQB7Tn
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSJKWWzFs1
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9sXIFlbqU
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1krDwwJBl
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5A8Wk7Szi
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NqBrSS0Vc
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzJ93PrW2o
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQUQ1IOAxc
