傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7zDbmLXIy
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaGz5znND9
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxTOAhkGEq
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7dAItjYZt
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRssx8aKIGr
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVePpqjFOud
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoXgWJ9W4N
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX8HzScUIY
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kf8KW2xzO
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJAPuvZ2jP
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「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM38ZFvsYfz
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzCpdJAtRh
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbd3rOQDdE
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbea7cgcuC
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3atOib0WTb
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQBRqh4T3z
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI2oRhd92b
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W6KH8i3fx
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwkT6R3ygv
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FfNFnbYRf
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv0bp2Nl16
第一式，掃理老墓470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvzGKwIswJ
第二式，掃溝里興470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcdFAOGiK6
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBlQzcsLI3
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj81mDGmH0
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIWHEd8Z5j
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFwEnVgqKC
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5S7Rfe5lz
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSwvaUv18k
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qe3a28f9F
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIWIEJhtNO
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIHNg1LOl0
我可以肯定左一樣野...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57vPb8aZBz
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NXD3fr4ca
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBo0awJq6n
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSopDoXYsw
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzOfFkL8ro
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv6L1JIjGT
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvLbAYh2qQ
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhMAbBKlwl
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZtJuv8anK
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0NuIpFmFb
「做乜你響度既？」我問。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRRrbfCFj1
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0iwswwCZk
「哼。」師父。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lUNTBbyCS
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7JmDXILon
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLnTM1rkCz
「余小欣！？」我問。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibAv4TyEII
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYFH6k4luX
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiFbA8hO0R
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkM9EJb241B
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JUjeWgmpW
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx5GwLghij
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuGxnEAlPL
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2g2ROdlt4
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zGVuUNdLX
「OK，出發！」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXp6BigyHD
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7rUnNG2fk
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdULXeWYeEf
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