響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrdUZbjskS
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsc8QPKBe6
不過點都好...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUj1N0vtWn
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8QxUrQO6Z
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZCzpuxngh
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMcuK7wxp2
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegcKvI0JSz
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfxy8y6Lnc
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x3huA9tZt
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4JMp0Buna
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3FOZHVCMx
「有咩著數先？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznciRo2GwI
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtMIXoWqMP
「嗱，你講架咋。」 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHOlbWBznx
雖然練習掃地神功真係...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxOyO2SVqx
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FaWr3q38x
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghweawH0Lf
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetAFl7nS0k
我真係由心到笑出黎。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbo9zfBlNj
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT3qXalGWF
之後我返左去Pantry...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRapIk8eVhd
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKbJWkOqfD
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnucHMRxfvZ
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWA9NddzEL
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpSY5nyk9A
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RP0PM8RL1
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGlLSgLuIY
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVB6j1qcwF
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AMn2qw2ja
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9rVMAkNQS
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowReDylDc7
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKApBDYAudG
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOPONlK8AP
不過我即刻接多句：530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn3ZBrlIQI
「喂！幾點呀？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXtJBtX78y
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf9Q2MHRKw
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp4DtZutEn
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLdMn2bWb4
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUULi8zHZZ
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZU1abKCARa
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfZRT8xkAb
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYEnrCOoyJ
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBTz9Ri7kp
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aPFs5YhPF
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXfxlVzRte
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAis0dnBxei
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QBlNkJFUZ
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kJXHcTiW0
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5g7cJUVsa
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfx5jESFL1
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA0wBgWIC4
... (練習過程)530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oflLJqimg
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCvXsrka4a
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxClpcB4S7o
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXl9bmfDbi
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YqR1PyGAz
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrrjHLYOv2
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDUMcfSvd2
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgD3O1H5GN
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSeps9M2ME
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2U5d1Mp1t
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJo5fFDWX1
最後結果...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLQSLPUl8T
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5drHaWtBn
