叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmmJCz7HWH
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJivKHSpWrE
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwyEXXKUmm
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「陪伴我每個晚上既，就係佢。」呂阿布回應。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxfPBLHl9D
「答得咁有詩意既？」賭撚。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6xlDyF0kl
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y6fTwnHlN
點知…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMjACIeqot
佢地班死仔竟然…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66I6nwGrGi
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仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZnBRdZjqV
「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7ihOhvt9i
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjuFAOAP90
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni0UedPX8X
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQT4Ouxm0G
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa2Qfrrupm
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支棍臭架！465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFaSQIGHBu
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夜來香及頭回應。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4ax5dgfxO
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOutPvP1pEK
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCiAWswGTy
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgIBXGAN12
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Qzj4ic5Op
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4NwzqJ292
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCXFNV4MRg
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pDJCUrPCt
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNXEtW8AJV
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZGMl7P2I6
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1r7gA6lVit
而當我講完呢兩句之後…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLjDADRIQU
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7uU0tzcoZ
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPoKoEzuM6
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbowavmMjBR
突然…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5fMW6zUAH
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ393pcUFRIy
之後我感覺到我面上面有塊布，所以抆開佢…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnTFlIRsbv
「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVAR9J5pHs
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLLDFaZBQg
連我都呆左。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAWRFVhlx1
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBFWPHHYwx
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzRgahp0mR
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkhpaq2ZW5
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEGIkOBZ6f
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9NSi1qCFD
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAefquvz96X
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdivXr4rKl1
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPjrl1QFw4
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJZRs3N3Kj
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiK174aP7B
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhmqDG1E4G
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAiy8MWcjt
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYtRB7nte3
「小心呀！契弟！」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya9a3Zl9Y2
「小心呀！耶穌！」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQYyHY3PV9
「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl59fFLp0FW
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt6DVrXDQN
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwS9Wc3qI5
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhGDhtycTi
我既怒火已經到左極限…465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5qyR9btyZ
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dUGEHts0L
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5rkSWiwYG
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHSNcjtXW5
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxBq3WOfYV
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6PCCb6930
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSJAL5Or1m
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQVw8EZyNj
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNdWy4QLab
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFMM3pVq4Q
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKd0u2YtlU
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIXLecQf4C
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUX13GzRlW
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNg4gHibzU
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwxljVQ8Js
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2Xm99lHsc
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 465Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYG9dVwqA1O
