第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvfuhzBzKk
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcb4Rj8Grb
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDewAZVsLRN
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwqnoJKHkg
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3k0P5KBsK
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG3H6QpHmf
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXvebjhbYa
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrgPGaxvv1
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7zEZxMIx1
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCVg7RFCxM
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQNeAPYPip
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TUpGcBBWj
「結好網喇！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4L2xT4j71
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91omHiqPdt
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXakBxuHfN
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdYTrGhPA0
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvOUI7ocSG
我好似講到係好自然咁添。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBouZCqH2K0
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRTpjR73FA
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFgckR0otV
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K76EpwbuI
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyl9qQslFy
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ6Hbod4Hz
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4D6Obq2zO
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjW4XD1J3y
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dh5wbUklb
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjat6yv1FzH
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZLcNAq7aW
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylibXHfb6F
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYM99CpaZk
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFenN9XGRdU
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoHlswCmrc
我真係有D擔心。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYStWUvkcu
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXorDSOOMrP
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXfggv6fvE
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH5Enzepfg
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcL3jYApMD4
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZserIlzNDB
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwrQj7OqNY
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iTSMzGyUZ
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdkTZbITRi
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhQltKrHXB
「好，我試吓啦。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKVjTqkeca
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBdOodIqDx
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQei18FBg9
「你啊！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU592i3DV84
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqIqCZOBr5
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRT1v44Fom
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNLFfZShN9
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4KZLli62i
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvNytneACx
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvruITMk83n
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpR1KoqR2a
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz2fD5CfKX
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tVMpntD4t
「分工！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh84hhcPRG
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoWvamXGTm
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlbpOIWjjn
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFxahhnlt8
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2BkikDfsF
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPyJlVn3iy
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJJ2hI3bjf
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZuJwa4I7q
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcGM6SX2B1
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGpNVA6a79
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vBHdJBCfe
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FMa7K0C46
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIZxGQtDpv
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cgtSpNtFr
好！到我！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62FFX2AMoB
(吼~！)「居居」變身！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UWglIh12n
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK8djr2qYo
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV9RJdYAmC
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9jbycktfT
「居居，衝啊！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzPrU98LhZ
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn77YA4rPz8
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfodUxgWP8o
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTO6MfMzXg
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLxPrDE94e
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyKsB1oBop
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GcDbJrjMi
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRWQy8uYI0
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4381cVfj0A
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyqkhqc02d
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPXX55A4rD
直接跳上嚟追打我…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZcFGSPdh5
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1Vw7l0biK
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa2FFUKAIq
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8xE1ukH04
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaEAlEcpFT
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsFlji4DLi
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa8LZ6AcjY
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZMD7lbLqA
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFfOxzlzsS
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbAK9LD0t8
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxXLqJAvDR
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHF6qFDLdd
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqz5F1tsQp
「冇咗條棍啊！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyenDL5A2u
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObnG266OyG
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcZ9IM8q5d
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHlfWMfyf8
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnccYXoap8w
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f0wcJx9YP
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjhgbUyLce
(吱依~~~！)869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRQN6XowhU
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BH687bkot
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk90abHyuWW
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA75U8M13OM
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscsQxt5bur
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAP9r2Thdf
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffhQ5ADIDt
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSF4Ca9WPu
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMKRXRHN9P
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7OGtEnP4L
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq9Ifgc65y
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN3Lxj7bXB
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佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRTWzMex4a
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(待續)869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiD6azKlIB
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(1) 亂晒龍—形容情況混亂。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ249cVSFIb0
(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfCD3M9IMf
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(5) 均勻—呢個唔知係咪廣東話術語，不過呢度意思係形容女仔身材有一定比例，有尚好嘅意思。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSFIb5fnA2
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