第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Bd66Immw
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7q9CT3axQ
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCbHeorzcs
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYB5BmhaDk
係咪應該遲D先做啊？593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdJGNVWpfj
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PqoQVZ88t
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPDWnO7L9c
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDDVQnzuyC
我自己講返好過…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLTlBj39Zd
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIslmCQSHG
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHML2aFV0fb
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSKXxhq3eD
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMEDUOfxSo
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnb1t4z1v5
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxMVlC9IPy
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WMSkgvpMC
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnJ0XY8sVg
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV95qgHDmN9
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim3LIdXrxQ
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyuGqHJfnZ
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjFthgxfDI
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT89xHk6ccp
「咁請邊個啊？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAz5O5obLA
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGnjaplIbe
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ8BRFgktD
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiWK0bYw4q
「仲有兩隻？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3Mr15UsHJ
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifDls83MlM
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON50ADD27L
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyvVy8WTdF
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YVNUt8jV3
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbQpNmWmi2
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKA3oMsvkDX
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdOlWqMjNG
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfi3tSqtr3
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcqQD4kjzm
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy60sPMlptE
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GjF4apvKX
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVb5be1Guc
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtFNy4r8LO
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMgOdTBpjC
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuLF8HHmSR
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkBL6sxjnA
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXMtK3KGQe
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJWRWrrq76
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq6Ei2pPf3
「雷電交加！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiA4EM53Sf
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYevXQrNfB5
「風牆！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNqX3Kc7oC
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf077Y86J9Y
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8v7Gad2iKV
「漫天飛雨刀！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozqkqTxm1g
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPWVof4ZDN
「電光霹靂！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTFuyk1itq
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbys1yG2DP
「疾風快刀！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH1IUNC6PA
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IefwCjpit
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVKysX3wUT
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouXj0U8wAh
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH2YMc6hmQ
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAahDASO8z
點知…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yaDLO53NI
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4Arj2lFM1
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSyPbvX0gs
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL658RHKwDv
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXmmtnC9uJ
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrc99ksDPY
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD71Y1FrxLG
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphrojXuY5L
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqwgB4PBI3
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcju8qEh4T
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsazvrTvBB
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4b7K7ALE9
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKJQXvszWS
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMtkb9PWCQ
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9QTmsVsIS
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZt6sE0g7j
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw4R6gRtrq
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4SFaxv1NJ
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SGAIxuUhU
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHNL7EVwc4
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I5ZVxr4ou
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmGOPl6N8k
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxTArBKsBl
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO7PWlHYyx
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZQwkCmGM2
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzXVgfs4xm
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXJkTUaCjP
「哦！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck1mntkdk1
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDU63LAZwe
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5orWB3dQhs
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6aADIqvSR
(嘟嘟 ~)593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wf6Q8k4E9
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNoP2SYNXd
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLztiaBbWoV
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg5wskVORo
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeRMTioMI0
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77xw6uA27D
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CDj2DdXiE
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbg2S8XYwp
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeUZYDZdkY
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyZxA3bxup
「係噃，試吓先。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4IEN3DZp9
(嘟嘟 ~)593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIjrlnUBV8
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9AT23V0Ix
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyywEi8lg6y
「有冇預約？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlsPW4nrB2
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAUFGRCE9G
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKb2WAdfDvA
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPoLOYSTKG
「車，用張飛啦。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cSPq2Hywm
「張飛？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPnPxz073z
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFab1chJtvT
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo2NbtjYnt
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1WzwNnK0a
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6SyM8gxrK
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0x3vy5ARw
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf6ukqfATI
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdOMqPFFLB
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSPM8RGA8K
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdVAVtQ4Fn
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7x6dV3KLzT
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4nr2BwRF8
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9CcO9nf5v
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18NvSuYocT
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwsfabSiKc
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uG2SOpbSx
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEplr9L2Prn
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uuYVjymrz
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMn1v5uDmW
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1S7dLqWI6
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4Ph7kEBPd
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6rzse7bbz
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SCpjLNEjb
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtQyDtLDjg
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJb5183tm84
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpSWOBBYtZ
「咪住！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpvmzXb4d3
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