第084集 ~ 欣︰「草帽呼子」原來…，大家似乎都打得好激烈啊！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTFz0uAjCr
個井咁深咁窄，點解阿明你仲咁輕鬆咁嘅？你有信心返到上地面咩？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMoIpoNw2G
而家仲咁明顯有隻妖怪喺井底陪你，我真係戥小倩擔心你啊。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPTUbposc8
不過，我呢邊都好亂，我似乎應該擔心返自己先…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDIkMejo15
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走啊~！」「救命啊~！」「哇~！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGVRFveEiv
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Tpgvtt0gM
仲人踩人，鬼踩鬼咁，攪到周地都係手腳，仲有甩咗出嚟嘅頭…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8Xp0s7XDe
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYkOp8FSg7
「老人家」佢摸摸我個頭講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOzqERT37G
而我頭先淨係掛住睇個混亂場面，都唔知佢哋講過D乜。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfFAVEK6kO
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9B0QkGBkr
我數數手指，有陳老師，靈犬！？唔通「居居」都係神靈嚟嘅？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqFHIWkigm
仲有「荷瑪」﹑阿妮！？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTm3dqcArx
「老鬼」係咪講緊頭先傾計有講到嘅阿明公公呢？淨返係…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOftwNmRUak
「袋袋」！？佢真係俾邪靈上咗身呀！？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiUBSWsMQP
但係，點解班高人由得佢俾隻邪靈侵佔身體嘅？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9U9TDpThS
講到明係「邪靈」嚟，佢會唔會保護「袋袋」嫁？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq8VzYX7GA
定係會調轉槍頭打返我哋呢？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAWj67Jkwv
…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ELPAegpWC
「至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1eqy6LCTv
唔係講緊我呀！？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl6BBFRPlj
輝輝佢拍一拍我膊頭，唔係連輝輝都想推我出去死呀！？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52TUyEd8Ok
不過我諗諗吓，呢個位好似已經係最冇危險性…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf20CZIHqCN
所以輝輝應該都係咁諗，我唯有…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDVREIGgRF
「好，我試吓啦。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB0iBMz1mx
我有D唔係咁開心，依個時候，仲要有個喺地下碌碌吓嘅鬼頭碌咗埋我腳邊…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9Q9CzqCQZ
我咪大力一踢發洩吓囉，點知…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS6daChUcy
踢中咗「臭西道士」塊面。呸呸呸，LUR口水講過，講得太快添…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LZ9Qg2p0Y
我係想講臭道士「西斜」啊…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MsqNC4JQO
「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5ruD1pxHN
死喇！攪到佢哋班壞蛋睇到我哋添，好在，好似冇人發現呢個秘密…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3wv9SMq3u
大台上面仲行緊個男仔落嚟…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AnCJqnyif
咦，又幾靚仔喎，佢咪好似係…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gVDe9niWq
GTO個鬼塚英吉啊！電視版嗰個啊！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LRlGomF0V
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「肥高人」突然分開佢哋。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xtRwmZawV
我掛住睇男仔添，嗱嗱聲就位試吓同「草帽呼子」傾兩句先…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RPzA8SCNw
我慢慢Say住Hi咁行埋去…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp2LkS5AfN
「我叫阿欣啊，你好，你叫咩名啊？你有冇時間啊？不如我哋坐低傾吓計丫…」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej3Gp9YaVs
佢望一望我，之後就好快耷低咗個頭，好似好怕醜咁…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoXzSCdKDC
仲行咗埋一邊坐低咗，唔係咁順攤呀！？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgx4nNOOFb
之後，我都坐咗埋去…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroZhmSjBEm
「你係咪怕醜啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodmFs9cuIo
佢冇答，我就繼續講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBH4rbMqO2
「我係香港人嚟嫁，你係咪日本人嚟嫁？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeimIFlxAN
「係呢，你有冇朋友嫁？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgrnqXlNtE
咦，佢似乎有D反應噃，佢另另頭咁。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfNbBlqGyK
「咁頭先喺你隔離嘅係你乜嘢人啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Sd0ItGjmS
佢搲搲個頭，之後終於出聲︰—840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp7b4EYIJz
「爸爸媽媽哥哥姐姐叔叔伯伯！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YOHlZBahC
一時之間，我真係睇唔到邊度有兩個女性出嚟…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgCB8GZB2h
但係廢事打斷大家傾計，唯有繼續搵嘢傾…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wmqDCzLCL
「佢哋好錫你架？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1QysWUva7
「係！佢哋成日打我嫁！」佢竟然咁回應。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp4JNYVvNt
唔通真係打者愛也？俾人打仲要話佢哋錫自己都有嘅？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLlBxU4rsa
不過似乎可以試吓拉攏佢幫我哋呢邊噃。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjFL95ahPn
「佢哋打你，你痛唔痛丫？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A15NCKO2N
「好痛！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLp0klEVTr
「係囉，錫你係唔會打你嫁，所以佢哋根本唔錫你，不如你幫我哋丫，我哋唔會打人嫁！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuyOQJnKdI
「但係…出面騎住獅子嗰個人用皮鞭打緊人噃！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOmQYI8b3r
佢講緊輝輝，一時之間，我真係好尷尬！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mnYPV1HTe
但係又唔可以講話輝輝打嘅只係妖怪，因為「草帽呼子」佢都係妖怪丫嘛。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKgEuHvcI4
「哦，佢…哋係骷髏骨，所以唔算係人囉，應該係咁。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKO9xbDuiU
「咁…嗰邊嗰個打緊人嘅人呢？」佢再問。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7coTYPlPnF
佢講緊「袋袋」，我又要諗嘢回應喇！好攰啊！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk7aJWp4Wu
「哦，佢…其實係…黐線嫁！唔使理佢，好似係。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJOYk7Ri3x
「咦，又係噃，嗰邊個老嘢同個大肥佬係同媽媽佢哋三個傾緊計咋喎。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpItp2pi0c
媽媽！？佢係講緊「千年石妖」！？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT0QlPQRZg
如果鬼塚英吉係女人，又真係…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VfdkNikb8
好嘔心啊！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9Rpp2gMEC
不過我飛過咗就算，我望一望家姐嗰邊，再同「草帽呼子」講︰—840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y45rRm3jv
「呢，你睇吓，嗰邊佢哋都係玩緊躝藤喳嘛。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oZVwlwhze
好在，家姐佢哋未打到埋身，仲係爪爛緊「毒藤女妖」D毒藤。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKvxH51sxN
「草帽呼子」睇到佢哋都好似好開心咁，所以我就再問佢嘢…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EgSnf68aE
當試探吓佢都好丫嘛。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa2fJn8R6s
「係呢，呼子，我叫你呼子好唔好啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLRJyceaMT
「好！都係一句啫。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7jUldbweB
「呼子呀，你有D咩力量嫁？勁唔勁嫁？可唔可以講嚟聽吓啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ607PMZOPq
「風力量，木力量，我一吹，呼呼呼咁就可以吹到D嘢亂晒嫁喇，好勁嫁！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAV76kqujS
佢好似都冇乜問題丫，似乎都係隻好妖嚟…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmokhYzehwa
「係呢，呼子啊，你鍾意食咩嫁？」我試吓問吓佢D無聊嘢。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlz5SVqhpr
「人類！」呢個回應，似乎有D唔尋常，我亦開始感覺到我有危險…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYVpKEr3xx
「Eee…會唔會…有其他食物…你都會好鍾意食嫁？」我唯有繼續問。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWZjuc2WId
「但係…」佢好似有嘢想講，但係講唔出咁。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JhooesHZJ
「但係咩啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeTnM8DmuN
「我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇~！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3A9FmQOrX
佢突然擘到個口好大，好似想吞咗我咁，佢D牙有成幾層，仲有好多蟲喺裡面…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYgveIyUPc
「丫~！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX6Bj7VARP
「欣欣！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU22ULLGqk
(插~！)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4xP7NFmu2
一條金光陪住一把三尖兩刃槍直接插穿「草帽呼子」個口，仲將佢飛咗埋一邊。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHjVrPRMba
之後，輝輝騎住「居居」跑過嚟，仲一手將我扯上「居居」背脊…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdwmKyI9fw
「居居」背脊位置有限，所以我只可以做嘅就係…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQX8jRWWoA
攬到輝輝實一實…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHyDr6r4aY
「欣欣，你冇事丫嘛？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpR6O7Nbgso
「無…無事，但係頭先嚇死我喇！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M27CWIqan
我好驚，但係而家輝輝喺度，我放心晒喇！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYh8ggOeHb
仲可以同佢喺危難中一齊騎住白雪雪嘅「居居」…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWPqGvIJp8
感覺真係好夢幻啊！輝輝佢就好似白馬王子咁。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSZpU3M5Me
「蝦~！「居居」，衝去欣家姐嗰邊啦！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4utlKSznGM
輝輝佢「蝦」一聲，把三尖兩刃槍就返埋佢右手度，真係好有型，好勁啊！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE5qbQgOMm
「居居」跑咗兩步，一個跳躍，就飛咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPEmqIBXip
「蝦~！蝦~！蝦~！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQbZik4gHn
(嘭~！嘭~！嘭~！)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dwijFaaIz
輝輝佢橫掃三吓，毒藤就爆開晒…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqX2vsSzc5A
「喵~！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgJkfqrGRc
家姐佢亦都迅速衝到「毒藤女妖」面前…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHNoDfFUiZ
(嚓嚓嚓~！嚓嚓嚓~！)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrGll8M87B
連環幾吓貓爪，將「毒藤女妖」爪到重傷訓咗喺地下…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbqWeDbpRA
家姐仲要吓吓爪面，睇嚟「女妖」呢次真係醫返都唗藥費。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuQ7ItWjRC
至於阿狗嗰邊，我哋完全睇唔到情況…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQPy6vxsBq
因為佢同「迷霧天魔」都俾一舊巨型泥土包住咗…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjeKRvGoEv
不過好快，泥土就裂開咗，我見到「迷霧天魔」佢訓咗喺地下…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrGNhoz2xv
而阿狗就凌空飄起咗，仲一副不可一世嘅奸樣…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5z85M0HA2
佢邪氣咁強，究竟佢係忠定奸嫁？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7hpA0jIMv
不過我唔理喇，總知大家都成功打敗對手就好喇。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweKippiZxl
…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rB0Ziq4cm
「你班死仔！仲唔過嚟幫手？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaBm1xGDLR
「袋袋」佢原來已經打低咗成二三百個人，但係佢似乎有D攰喇…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPXTmupAYx
家姐身為人哋哎吔女友，當然幫都幫唔切啦，但係…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MWb0Rw7Ss
「我哋想睇你威丫嘛，大力D！專心D！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dZoEtZUnn
乜輝輝同阿狗咁衰嫁…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGQ3TQ8IVh
不過睇住一對情侶一齊並肩作戰，又真係幾好睇嘅…
所以我都冇叫佢哋幫手添，嘻。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXlx1mZkeJ
佢哋一對情侶就繼續並肩作戰，而我哋就望咗去大台度…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpSQ1I6Eod
高手過招，果然係唔同D，原來到而家佢哋仲係鬥緊把口，仲未出過手…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvkTAskSgb
「媽媽！你哋走先，呢度等我呼子攪掂啦！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ozbMTcpM3
「草帽呼子」原來未死，仲雙手噤住傷口，好大力咁吸氣，依家…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHkeT5b0iD
阿狗製造咗一道土牆出嚟保護我哋…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgkBibfBTo
而其他嘢，包括同「情侶」打緊嘅人類都俾佢吸晒入口…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yEB1IEgnq
而「千年石妖」﹑「南轅」同「西斜」就襯機走咗佬…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsIzjWgruW
「草帽呼子」而家吸到成個「香港太空館」咁…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBWMFDtSb8
唔通…佢要大爆炸炸死晒我哋！？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZsMzoTLs7
(待續)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZmNG7ygnv
下集預告︰840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdyDRonOlz
咩話！？冇路可以離開呢度？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMLGcECkHV
註解︰840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovsSx7U67y
(1) 墟冚—熱鬧，人聲嘈雜，形容地方。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jcX4gLMe4
(2) 調轉槍頭—反過來幫另一邊。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHViZjIexuB
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