第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42NXGNJwGl
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnTOMHe0q9
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8xDbBPlJO
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1yJbIuDox
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHEhqzO5KJ
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v8mnUcDef
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx26SpPMTEi
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8c2k6KW2p
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPTlhhzgmg
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVUxP6WnoR
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurLbVXVUng
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡee3lnrXYOl
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXFwCdk4cb
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5RayKtQXe
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCVA3Yfd0x
………834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3a7RHuwXd
而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn9qa2W9ps
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40po0Jh2u1
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnheumM5flV
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEZVTmaHkt
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UMqHa49Ys
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RNU03hH74
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBDAoUyrrw
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOWUEmZkBx
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqw5FzVslX
………834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDrvLl62WH
「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqruKfg51kT
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCZPWStUcR
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo205NVo8i
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5G3pBfacod
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtqVapGlgl
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSHqXKk6rr
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxEZDFpLB9
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMhCtLOQdw
「係我哋啊！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju94Fkl9ln
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2zYilwGt6
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcHsV1WCVy
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N1uXAXUAo
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtnS4APXMO
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid3H2IrRD3
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUbnLbhJaR
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUpEz1R6D8
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfhwFqpQMA
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivhXPzfTKq
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciwzoQ8Ujn
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2KfaQZAiE
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd5gsvLv5I
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaLJ35aK0c
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwSZ2ImdJ1
「感覺還可以。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEIMdbDn4P
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeSV7FzwZ2
「最多咪輸！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoJZoti2Bh
「你會唔會太天真啊？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCX0zd7K66w
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlTtEQ3Nui
「邊有得贏丫！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZy8LnNImw
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiPIG8rhJW
「妖，你去死啦！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsKP4IMhFd
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEVqPydeEb
「好~~~」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTllsNYIOR
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z8hxH7MGH
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXl70j6Kn5q
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr46rYKnGs
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBk9cEcbSQ
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz8S3zrOU2
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzltBa8HKR
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj1rk6Z6kI
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2UDEIQ4e7
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqi6Z94qye
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyrjDANg6L
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FLm3qFON2
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwyvXWeU04
阿明突然舉手。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1maGXw4o7y
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPmIyqs7hC
王老師望一望出面…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnqEshnKTu
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P19khvsMV
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMHkK1hodS
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAnGiUqAay
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeneVdHE8XF
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadju8nBrM3
輝輝，好英啊！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl9sLlcZ4S
佢哋之後走咗入場…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNBy3Ak6Cm
(咇~~~！)834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUv5xcQObW
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0H6rDLvRM
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU0qX8YQ9R
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW4yWZVEuB
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5qpBQhmZV
點解佢向上踢嘅？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVQJj7kW6F
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskJX0evatJ
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwt5APZjaX
………834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi44DJF5WOq
唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcfIt35Znk
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQGf5uaaFm
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ8o08NoUu
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIOpdxyV95
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz4fbzqrcE
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPNV9mcSlR
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21DgPsXPxg
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3kxp4Lbba
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyGQ5Y9KVU
(嘭~！)834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hoPgLtUvE
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV9bFwy8pU
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHd66Qx8fe
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcjdPXppkp
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj012KtXjz
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vUHDAyVnT
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0L9gDg9oSO
「邊樣嘢啊？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVCgSSC6Du
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET6MAYbcA2
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH52emynTN
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxIRzbUZuC
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJIBvlJs7A
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfJAeKCEMe
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKbRkNj8oE
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q5E9O77Iy
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1kNd3qElO
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9yY56Dx8H
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNXIBM7sQC
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF99U6kNAo
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXIDiV9mIu
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhyeDsyWpO
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXc4bMzsp9y
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPPrVSY1Fz
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TyhtSZyoO
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN4KUdd7r5
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYC09Yiqnu
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqWqHDPP0y
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHJ1cOJOz1
至於出面…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Wwg14EnqQ
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8YRxfvyer
………834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NB6te2eu2
突然，全場靜晒，因為…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7Adi0zm1H
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RCkIh1NN7
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPusDC0k5Qh
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