第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYdw0CJVSU
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV4xNKWH8Z
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEIlkUE1cr
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hWfi9CbOW
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHUP4BWFjS
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ188SFjvaaF
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMiNqDExB2
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjQinGayPq
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddIPn1WxLh
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66JYa6PFry
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DU2sLMyTp
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXfhPWtS8M
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j7XN9jkdO
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwt0xCDN7o
「衰仔！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhclFLRWPJB
「哎吔！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2e1Zs6HmpK
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8wqhUmDN9
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrxVX3GZhR
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6kKjfDvVf
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQewvQqz6IV
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufauk4Q4MS
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwXyDBhvPP
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fYyWGo2yb
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVOIXrUwdf
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaYLvyoujn
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8WnYkI8PQ
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyAei78lU4
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs879luHGBT
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jWE9gz102
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFCtVEgeHV
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFXcG1xN3U
「鳳初兄啊！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrAn0DvI2c
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi60JYbqmzu
「阿龜兄！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacMclabaQx
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfYKXJIaoV
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpkarHEZhy
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24WBnZJOnN
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJuOGFOVie
………832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMl2aVQsxR
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJWMvi35Dg
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb0CQwRhwp
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesNVIK2VQe
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM6wyV8eMG
「大家準備好未？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmvmE6RdUd
「等陣！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQzl7m0x5L
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BMaqXTn99
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUaqXy66vV
我好快就去完出返嚟…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkprrL4FDCn
「得喇！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMb6fcVzuP
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAW3HjmwEbP
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ3WPyRiss
「等等！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr4xJicdTx
「又咩啊？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp07jYLfx9
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcGAX4PcoA
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtErzFYfDA
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixzNxVS3Dm
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYxxFsNpm3
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCgtN8A1Qd
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxYzyHWTwI
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO5Y1mKMSO
「哇~！丫~！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIicqlCTSk
………832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUtVlAyOty
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA9hNhghh3
「到達！仲有時間剩！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtszL1dqNY
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRPv44Kto1
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasJQZb1iiS
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOa4B8XUxq
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYc1eHUPyWI
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqFIa96dFW
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaubsTByBLv
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3j8w5w9ib
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI8WK3v2Q3
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFxXeFNs8r
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKNxQosHXP
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1rhaOIEcC
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedBC1eVaXD
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9Q4bBEteO
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mPbJ14kj2
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yMMooKWUi
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjvbh5tv7c
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42iDT3SAQg
我同阿公都係同病相憐…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdfNtC923m
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXldBl6f8sg
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehDGO75g0g
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ6bcwSlZE
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOe5ryCS7Ov
「井底之蛙？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyXsGaSMc4
佢行咗埋嚟…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XQnLU2oSH
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6dNoImBOs
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS9CclE9Nk
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNTzPjmdWl
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vSPzxUExL
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86a77BDHgf
「咪住！」我大嗌。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBIcKpeKRP
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MQEClpIPZ
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaBApfWT3P
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNDzizd4NX
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaZC273uXT
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvvw1SniF1
…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwD58jWYQp
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclEoDWJoes
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpiaDwS7o0
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmLeolYIja
「死喇，冇利是封添。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIODsyKtjG
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0YoZxgRCB
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA0lYYGBB5
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkisk0dOBG
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1YdmfSFR7
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpD6eCkGik
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1eIRiu3Hj
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh8blPlyf4
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDAYyq2hrB
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RwGSN1VKO
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd0TlhwitP
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlD39P26E7
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIcy8V0nWZ
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnmKuEqSca
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolGfE1P6xZ
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe88R3B8piO
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjWeRXI952
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCDqy19VRB
(待續)832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndXeryRWXt
下集預告︰832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaha7kobyTS
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9lI5nP26t
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHwGyXDzTX
