第049集 ~ 輝︰瘋婦認同+1，救命+1，大Lin雄衰到+01814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ky6dqQYBs
女鬼嚟嫁！(女鬼都唔得啊！哼，唔理你喇！)814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1bWcaMAVZ
下次唔敢喇！(仲要有下次！？)814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIQocj44uq
「關你個貓樣咩事啫？」我係咁諗。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSVeXzaBt5
但係喺阿欣面前，我又點會話佢家姐丫。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdL1dC2cOL
唉，算喇，講返呢邊先…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyZHd723V6
上次講到班死仔攰到衝晒上我床度訓，我去完廁所返出嚟，諗住閂埋個窗簾就訓啦。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuft3TNhOus
點知見到隻「長頸女鬼」同我打招呼，佢又冇乜嘢嘅，我諗都係禮貌嚟啫…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstkeFOxuab
佢真係就咁打完招呼就返咗落樓下，但係個死人阿明原來仲未訓，仲笑我添，咁我咪同佢都「打個招呼」囉。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1rLb5Kx3C
點知條死仔，打打吓都訓得著，真係吹佢唔脹。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf3Lym1wkS
俾佢咁攪一攪，我又唔想訓，一條友，百無聊賴咁，咪出去行吓，買罐汽水飲吓囉。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVowxkXOw6f
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點知又見到「美奈子」，佢個樣就唔恐怖，但係一諗起佢D之前嘅動作，就真係毛管都棟起晒…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sSOIFgVca
我又唔識同佢溝通，所以咪指一指佢個口囉，意思係想同達叔傾吓計。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7Bb1IcLZ5
好在，佢似乎都明，但係我一見到佢開始擘大個口，我就即刻另轉頭去買咗汽水先。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58A87U5jYR
嘩，大佬，真人嚟嫁，你估漫畫咩，真係好Q恐怖嫁！上次真係嚇到尿都標埋！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFtAmOatHj
「喂！你搵我呀？」達叔出咗嚟，拍拍我膊頭講。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjeonxGI55
之後我哋就你一言我一語咁。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH2LnaC6jC
「無啊，你忙唔忙啊？我訓唔著，想搵人傾吓計喳嘛。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthAThAFKJD
「哦，好！我都係平時咁執頭執尾喳嘛，你有咩想講就即管講啦。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWU7q9pPdU
「呢個旅程都幾奇怪，見鬼怪好似仲多過見人咁，都唔知發生咗乜嘢事。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLU7cg3Xms
「哦，平時見唔到就話啫，見到就當然多啦，根本成個世界都係鬼怪，只不過人類平時唔會見到喳嘛，唔係點解呢度十四層樓，得四層係俾人住啫，仲要好多鬼怪唔鐘意住酒店嫁，佢哋鐘意流連喺條街度。係呢！你個額頭做乜嘢損咗嘅？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoVtYvM7Gv
「今朝囉，去拜神之前喺條街度見到隻好恐怖嘅老女人鬼，我咪做護身咒囉，點知緊張到篤到個額頭損晒都唔知。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDuHEtwoIr
「護身咒！？你識護身咒？老女人鬼？咩樣嫁？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxvHcbMeAw
「識啊。佢咩樣呀？老女人囉，最恐怖係佢個頭，毛孔好似火山窿咁，仲有D好似脷咁嘅嘢，喺個窿度伸出嚟，舔喺佢個頭頂度漏出嚟嘅奶，真係講起嚟都覺得嘔心。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvjvS58gV3
「哦，我知邊個喇，佢住樓下喳嘛。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUVKqEISg7
聽到達叔咁講，我個樣就好似「大口仔」咁。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyMz2XP0Y2
佢之後再講︰—814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfue2lpw6ur
「佢個樣就恐怖D，但係佢應該冇惡意嫁，身世仲好慘添，其實呢度有兩層係俾D無家可歸嘅鬼住嫁，「龍也」都係住佢隔離喳嘛，佢都好錫「龍也」嫁，佢係一隻好怕醜嘅鬼，好似今朝喳嘛，佢話有個男仔俾咗張裸照佢睇，嚇親佢喎，仲同我傾咗成個晏晝呢樣嘢添，至於佢嘅身世，只能講係一個唔正常嘅悲劇， 我諗你睇佢個樣都大概知道咩事嫁喇…」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c3bqkmOb0
後面嗰句我都聽唔清楚嚧，淨係知道裸男照單嘢令我有D尷尬，所以我嘗試轉一吓話題…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOslSioP7OW
我見達叔佢都係香港人，仲好似識好多嘢咁，咪試吓問佢囉。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXAwXBPKzt
「南龍北鳳，你有冇聽過啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQJFiHOTsP
佢個樣好似好雀躍咁，但係好快就平復返落嚟，仲另另頭咁，我覺得好奇怪咪再問囉。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjm2LGO1fA
「東虫西聖，火鳳仙人，乜虫大師…呢？」我一輪嘴咁狂問。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSoRrh1D8J
我發覺一講到有關「北鳳」嗰邊嘅嘢，佢就好似有嘢想講咁。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj7cLspVgi
「我要返去做嘢，下次再傾啦。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTNGyytVRB
達叔佢似乎係想逃避D乜嘢咁，我雖然唔係好想強人所難，但係又真係好好奇咁，想再問，點知…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczy3DdjBhg
「你再講，我就叫埋肥妹上嚟同你講，聽講佢對你好有興趣嫁喎。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqsurvoSIf
佢…竟然咁講，呢句說話太邪惡喇，我估唔到竟然喺達叔把口講出嚟，睇嚟佢知道嘅嘢真係唔少，我唯有收口。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdJH0VBJAW
佢之後走咗，我飲埋罐汽水就返咗去訓。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XfXLHD5dX
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一訓就訓到第朝，亦即係我哋嚟咗呢度嘅第三日，我檬檬鬆鬆咁見到阿狗…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YnWzw8EiH
「而家幾點啊？做乜嘢你換晒成套睡衣嘅？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmyA0MNLeY
阿狗原來半夜返咗自己房沖涼換衫，原來佢都見到隻「長頸女鬼」。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsziH8dKQmM
我哋好快咁梳洗好就出門去搵返其他人…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24CfaGNG0Y
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一落到樓下，大家原來都已經齊晒人。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDhc6JmPO6
我突然諗起我女朋友阿欣，佢應該係今日會過嚟嫁喎，唔知有冇時間接到佢機呢？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wpSlNoBOW
「光管陳」佢叫我哋唔好去地藏廟嘅隔離，佢話係間鬼廟嚟，阿明佢呻呢次旅行點解遇到咁多鬼怪…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPPwl3pWPP
其實，我又何常唔係尋晚已經問過一次呢個問題丫，佢哋一輪廢話應佢，我就冇理佢哋，跟大隊就上咗旅遊巴向地藏廟出發。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXonir1k8al
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一到咗，成班衰仔又好似尋日咁，各有各行，「光管陳」話肚痛，自己行咗去搵廁所，但係…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0UNRwhJwJ
班衰仔竟然向住隔離間鬼廟走咗去啊！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUA0slQd4qs
「喂！「光管陳」話唔好過去嗰邊啊！」我叫住佢哋。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWDoFIEIMc
「我都唔想啊！不過佢哋成班都過去，我哋唔去唔得。」阿狗講。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AO2Tc1n1x
「咪跟去囉，我哋而家識D嘢，應該夠撐嘅！」「大袋」竟然仲大言不慚添。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUblkcNtdk1
「六脈齊發，射爆佢！」阿明仲陶醉緊尋晚個撞手神；814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6s7xS3DG9
大哥啊！九發變六發，未發已經打咗折扣啦，仲點旨意你啊？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJCldN7lk4
不過，阿狗講得啱，真係唔跟唔得，最衰係帶頭嘅阿華同達明…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfofR9k0YDg
唉，唯有跟去啦。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh3MMFqybh
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呢度門亭個鳥居好大座，仲好莊嚴，參道寬闊，亭園顯赫，四周圍樹木都好茂盛，就好似去咗另一個世界咁…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRNU8Iz70v
嚟呢度參拜嘅人仲多過地藏廟同七福神廟嘅總和，呢度冇乜中小學生，大部份望上去都似係D名流貴族﹑社團組織或者D身家顯赫嘅人，感覺好唔尋常。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOD4tgWdfn
我記得「光管陳」講過越多人供奉嘅神靈力量越大，相反，鬼都一樣，佢話過呢度係鬼廟，所以我就咁望埋去呢度供奉嘅人數，我真係不禁心寒起嚟。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sz4OZOvCl
但係，若果係鬼廟，點解咁多人供奉嘅？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp373CNM6Av
喺呢度逗留，我雖然好唔舒服，但係一來，要盡力保護大家，二來，我真係好好奇究竟咁多人參拜嘅係咩神？所以我決定跟佢哋走得更入裡面。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wFCfZEJEk
我哋分咗兩大堆人，阿明同阿狗跟一堆，我就同「大袋」跟一堆。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNvwR8Ly8g
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「鬼武士！」我大叫咗出嚟。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUfrBTUv1p
我同佢哋行咗去左邊一個較細嘅參神位，呢度有個好雄偉嘅武士像，佢個頭係骷髏頭，不過係石做嘅…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkzujkZR4c
佢把刀生晒銹，但係動作就好似想殺人咁，呢邊冇乜日本人，淨係得我哋七﹑八個同學喺度。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLZo5btTxB
「咦！又話日本好乾淨嘅？我頂你個肺丫！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADctGSiwNW
「哈哈哈，哈哈哈！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x2Jgzt3wo
大Lin雄踩中咗狗屎。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChrMonSHhE
但係，個死仔竟然…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkfjThmZeq
大鑊喇！我諗我哋呢次大鑊喇！佢條友黐線嫁，佢竟然…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbYUiYua45
將D狗屎抹落去個武士像塊面度…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgqqLqP8iO
我即刻衝埋去用少少水整濕D紙巾抹返啦，希望個「武士」冇事啦…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKj3gdA9eh
唔係，希望我哋冇事啦，我起勢係咁捽…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFOWK750Nn
「仲有冇水？仲有冇水？仲有冇紙巾？仲有冇紙巾？」我好緊張咁問佢哋。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc67vD92685
點知佢哋竟然答「冇」！我望一望個像，而家好似仲…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwtzZHNUix
衰過頭先，佢成塊面都係…濕淋淋，一躂躂咁…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4Q8GoQJnr
陣陣惡臭飛晒出嚟，佢哋仲話︰—814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvPWRaNTkB
「唔好理啦！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j3nJW6xRT
「走啦！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6ngWAtHoM
我俾佢哋扯走咗，但係我見到個「武士」，似乎呢次大件事喇！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRCB4To5oB
「佢」發緊嬲啊！佢對眼紅到發晒光…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCGoh6BW26
(待續)814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHp9Ewhi1z
下集預告︰814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VCxCVMp0u
路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6Do3wMe7u
