第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vEbVm98YM
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WPWvGzTb0
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWt3OFuKHu
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmKlwq7zW0
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODgcq1WvUT
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yGvde1Lfo
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGChC4celO
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQcDucj9Ho
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9eCgbBvKL
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSW9DgdFlQ
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeir32Mjk0z
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCS7GVcuqX
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpFq1X2ipC
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10cAApvEs8
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoh64k3KLm
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTV2tyzMtUV
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkrsCGjsYQ
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iPaAQfOSf
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqozX2yZKy
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHDWdK5azF
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweRlveJtXt
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE2L1AsdTH
「你又識咩？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELp6KElzrG
「唔識。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z5wa95e81
「哈哈哈！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiNCSUx65o
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8ezSgFYZk
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71qG8PxWlL
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIt69WdPmex
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgKZvSG48z
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGO0EvxV5W
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yARYLsSdJ
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DQFSkpYw0
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadjAs8pvAC
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hysszQhkY
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyh38Yv96c
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKehiYK9HOE
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzYjX5aiQ7
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0S5Os7qUF
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR2Pt90YpZ
「阿公！？阿公！？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJYdDO8lh2
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzZEPKpmKN
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaiUayRG5R
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaulXskzc0
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LgLnegbi1
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQcm3QwLEL
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jyZ7M7IlY
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr2w42j4e0
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt3e2Xs3up
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrINxoxcTHy
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZv3KYAhy0
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcLYO0qYr9
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVGGBxMhCm
「哇丫！哇丫！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QUE8PdHsP
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM7Qf5Flgx
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGqR522dOj
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2L0wOxGbg
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh1hIBUFSf
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMViOvTgBf5
場面怪異中帶D寒意…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbV3sCgzqFr
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7zvtqwTOi
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6DlluUATm
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxGyZbTNel
「停止呼吸！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR2QkI95JK
「扮同類啦！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLzGk41aVl
「仲講，走啦！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81LHiMMYEb
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQK4MWB8WG
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLimRWiDfZn
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kZHXIiFsO
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTemOtWjCRe
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMya2O6yMc
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZnP1YMTHB
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5cFxJNyOe
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCfjsnzAHQ
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMUUeBNMbL
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd47g1HtAXm
(呯嘭~！)817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMrsFADwZw
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVNgsDm1QD
我頂！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhphYcIYea
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuihkcQ7r5
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWsByl3Zto
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS14F1tkY2
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPFEcNtT0d
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN32xX88yy
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mdnvsamXm
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b1iw9gOQD
「鳳凰擺架！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlGlUcxr8m
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLPq2zo7YK
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3QEvJ6L7W
「大波翻雲破！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YomIFXQKa
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWSYmfaSZb
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2XNOERTeK
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBHcsQqK0p
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXl44FMt1c
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6I64D4Y8h
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEe6bBVTLV
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmqGtmtBRT
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzCQ8fVUZe
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStcNuIm4gV
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewpGAeP4wJ
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uAZqguOU0
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XXu6KB9ga
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRvmUXVLRK
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ28PCW74Yx
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzrpAGSN75
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ThMf8Kvxe
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNeRrJdnn3
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8EqCfKonz
「判官？」我問。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcb4WY00A0
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LcBcFOSMz
(待續)817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMjCSwWRwA
下集預告︰817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyL3eNlWWn
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcqb76vIlw
