第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ2QTUlb2D
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKX46Nmqjk
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgzceg62Bv
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3lwrbfnIh
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AWUMQOqNI
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqGWJkPBSc
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SSdG7YncM
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHlIU1Evhb
但係原來…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOmyJSRGWX
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TRxJpx8C0
不過…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHKlLDTrhF
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0wsL8Dtow
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnubDkLdcM
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZiJTcG77Z
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLhngV0xwW
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv7FeZWoPz
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPS7LGhs8k
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeCa7siwO7
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhv0K37FYZ
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo8Zu216Sy
「毒河水炮！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddSrLUn4oi
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs27F0emzGJ
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLMtoytKJC
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1exBOgAWhq
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTMR6TiqEZ
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHph090x5XO
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs3gRL6OdK
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo3Gkp7S4y
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkb5s8VyX3
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFLxBDDooO
「衰仔，重色輕我。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTYLwlGd5i
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eTiIpADH2
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBKah0BZMx
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3qspIpZ9z
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOz2LTi7CV
總算頂得住…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34MY12fr4m
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjgN5wixLB
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSTay4MWYN
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yIc23gfhS
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOXK9M7tt6
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNusT8un3r
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLtEgi6R3a
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Lz0k3ATOd
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhABj7UhjKl
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtPYxj6Crd
「冥河鬼爪~！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZn60bNzhGW
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkat115mMm
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEV5GKlg2YZ
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrNRxlsiU7
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkoLIV9grD
之後佢雙手合拾…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFEcZbNdiy
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUsPKmNuHo
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4slDvPI7L
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMvFfXPXIZ
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84hpSICY5O
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb5J5FUO1i
…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriY9lRLNCo
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPtxN4YVPV
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKqBDRe75g
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvgWUcxFCp
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jjyrrUzIi
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7tX3DYVvn
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY4PnpRlk8
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaon1jbvbor
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwP9vhkETb
攪到呢招成個食物咁。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBei5v8PjW
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkdsTVNHBG
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzsXAk8pLH
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG6DavMAdi
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bqzPpVENe
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNqp80Tc1Y
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2FvTkgHAv
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3dzypGOaR
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcifc7zpw5
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu9IJQUM8e
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKcdjvpUml
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkcpEQvBaS
「好！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYlij6A0Y1
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLCa7duk98
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKaGdAPkNn
我想回應佢，但係突然…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUpmtESukC
「哇~丫~！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdKD05PUA7
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV43TjtjrhN
吞咗「春麗」！？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQqfd2SKZg
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcECVLwotR
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWFGdX5imD
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXn4cXsh98z
…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9QNojiM27
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9sQrarE9Z
「哇~丫~！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh81MwY9Ml
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgt9a4cBIA
嚇到跌咗入井…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI93d0qo9oO
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG70WeC3zM
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYV6J2gGdzd
(噗~！)638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2yd7MTVR0
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi11UUmuCF
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8A6Q3HCHP
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PY4tGyZGV
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNusq9wLcT
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgilIaQ2tz
過咗一陣…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYgLs234rF
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4VRhNo1CO
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4C2SiFAnu9
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqE5WgAOcM
我真係俾佢激到想死！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdW5uu2UGc
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn8p9tkwi2
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7R8lAErrS
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifcTgEmF8X
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYI2EjFmHb
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3GmYOlPDy
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgUKwL0SBo
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq63OVjKkP5
我連繩頭都見唔到。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLukI0K9dQ
「駁！長！D！啦！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDXPMsZlVn
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz2hjoW9qR
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV6909HGmp
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2qO4MVdjf
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIwW5xAeNP
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94SXNMM7fY
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKejP0k2Eu
「你踩完未啊？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7GmrxvyvP
我…踩完未？唔通…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA62d9UV1TX
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzkfGKVQ0t
(待續)638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qZ6v0Tmxm
下集預告︰638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3lL9TI1zl
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB9u441gCi
註解︰638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4KweNGwZd
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDNAMPRrCe
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDbmukVJXb
