番外篇L：美人計447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqufwuelzN
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMWWvm9MpN
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFC6v2FeBT
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJkFilVbLH
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vw9SrWmcK
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHvQj3daMG
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtSaoMBh6X
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8Sej6RAqx
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f8Y9DGETu
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafifLiACkc
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXTqXyICix
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSClij7WAMc
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMlL7Xdinm
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8HjEB2VQe
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2zXPlxgHx
「叮—鈴—」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCh5zBAIzo
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbKM4517zN
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp1orggqXk
「錫翻，呵翻」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4cd8fUsVQ
「快啲覆我啦」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJpNcIFpNY
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTQrTwZBfl
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHurRuA9vuP
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSoAWN42um
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF8DDpLzTk
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnFQ4pKZtb
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGmEhc84IX
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaqwrwiykZ
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOHNF5Jh0c
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe83p4w4P8b
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbhmY0fw6F
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9yPVdsrTC
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8mfZHf8Qd
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGils4adsJ
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bCmCqKqFM
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu50udJ5Sw
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1f2V6fHOq
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIK7v0U8Jz
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7enwFHUbh
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkIykIHDRL
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ6M72eg37
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeeqdnUWCv
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDl2eZp5Bs
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJosjAc2hn
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByBaLpecM5
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPvTkptmg9
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xKZZxte1l
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCokQ4BeWeG
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pz2ogtd7S
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIJdKNcRHh
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ECRVOjt9S
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSK7jYikI5
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBVovLyv9D
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8y5iEOwgr
他到底是如何做得到的……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzINBezeRe
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe9VqdfrI4
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSdbNi4mjo
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17TKT6SCxS
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ8QL7KoMm
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkob71Das00
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPsszlepJJ
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpwMae58tz
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBRfHe4UBU
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYy6ZYlZw8
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXwUcRGkx9
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKYPxvDXGS
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62x37Gv3P1
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEsDryJ59n
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyz8lpy9TA
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTinQcPQ0wj
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHMJR6CyPi
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nbkhVtr8x
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJZkCnfly4
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd6TdtzIYY
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XjDndkT35
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGPonY47P1
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3020qyjcRZ
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgixK8PMu1
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvEaTpa75d
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4NVtPk7Wo
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ntkV5fK6f
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGXPyyWHSs
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZshD8MSkfX
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt6ATst04i
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D0fvknX6a
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jaOMeS9zy
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ6DDSSwlP
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZVhlODd2v
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3COr9F3Ez1
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezyKTTXPTF
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQuxlV2wlj
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm2uLVKIBX
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnouBPayCoB
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bt1FRam6F
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES00Ylc31T
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUBnEeMmoj
我、想、嘔……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY60sj7xXgr
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4PODDTUz1
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ9362lDNu
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMprXyYCFA
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h8xTRb8Z8
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxnIZNCkny
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjLWgfNkge
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSrUBpeXxT
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjNGoHKCBy
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQdeDS2Sge
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSEHcT2Kxz
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQhL8PuhQd
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kpDQbmlMQ
並很快就被他表白了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcFoSbaOzA
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sIbUbOZMS
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ar1Yx3mET
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡty6DDTECwQ
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqI36G9MHs
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9cTwI2zmZ
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsmSWXOx5r
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaZrFeeXQB
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEZAGs9Fty
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkeplR3eXn
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmhKn0aoky
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaT4pQrgUY
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7YMBOLi9J
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprZc4SQXoh
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevteKrzjy1
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2fknu5Ccu
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyglNVubM9O
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0PfG76zGu
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07WiGOX8jP
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zw97ptgsp
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D9uRwUAcR
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwQFD2D5QM
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9UG7fOfF9
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvh6xtV4GGh
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DT8UFsexQ
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ydkG6Mbdo
447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnd9je7fml
待續……447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfMNIoijXS
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