番外篇L：美人計450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhk96QmAuj
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「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkcGWhQtcW
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpN8Pz9lil
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoItm4mesR
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44vREA9aie
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRcOhTulzC
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArPDhEuFMo
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGuLiahfYT
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqim3iCPAhX
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcur9KKQup
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHyFdo1BWR
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3prF6WaOnE
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yF4YsPkTn
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「叮—鈴—」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw9mPi2OS4
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5wRAowafy
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE5A3j92mS
「錫翻，呵翻」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUrf9xBfnE
「快啲覆我啦」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOOjf4ekHa
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qu99QKA5L
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrs2loKTvtp
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但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplGjipvrNT
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDPmeK7zA8
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某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jjhyY2fxu
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJAZ8UPFHC
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKFeHdfGvu
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsh9XVItZLJ
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx0hjxhMNq
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「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs38woSkgF
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Wg6bpgPGD
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRFLjgvi24
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「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFHRUPORH6
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQQfzrvAar
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVSmaGwBOS
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwtESKpepA
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接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3J9NXLPn1
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3Bap9tZk0
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzV9sDODkn
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfilUZ4J3N
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWyQCqZ3Gy
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoys7XJ0ANc
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VGJonuoaa
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJnhJn2IcD
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這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbZPHVvAQq
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61GSt8lN9z
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkhgpWm0Qs
他到底是如何做得到的……450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x0r6PqErQ
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lQF2dqAvk
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMMyEvkQEw
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqRGocKgV0
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFesWoa54sy
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENsOVtQf7U
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7Z3QpBlpv
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOREwEAjWwX
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy27ipIEMXg
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt0IqD0fPt
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CX4snRAKO
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgGs91GS36
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9T2PTxPcp
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfmUzD1YKt
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz8smkrTpZ
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雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSnueCzOjG
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP1a3uC5AS
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsaoZm70nH
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53zRPtyBdm
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiCiODymiq
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwp527VYaP
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHKroEnBdh
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdtRVZSuNy
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNjOyD2Fgn
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdygL55jDzM
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxD287dsCi
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXMrLS2Fc5
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq6bg0QCj4
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuuNF0Izxj
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqE4gWEm8hG
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「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatUP45oWwL
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUrYk00CXr
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4LUlsgOFz
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZdq9xTX9T
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44JcrqYsGc
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9woSvYB7Nq
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2w7yglkce
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoFwZQ3qUZ
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於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqs5e5aff2
我、想、嘔……450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwPzKzXPXG
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隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66m86gTX1B
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX88tIeqJG
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF6kNLkX80
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我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0vKZPeUyM
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFYn4g5Ip4
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZOnusvlFZ
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4ut5FK062
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPEwzWaRXj
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetB6W7IqHS
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV2aY7Nx4T
並很快就被他表白了。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJpCCgSOzz
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbSQ8o7GUp
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLsDarAZH7
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa8HAPDnHi
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h71dy0VNL
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G4Gib61Wq
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvd2Nqeym6
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRaZ89Mnqu
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH54NVZXM4
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39osnl99wM
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VdsGvBN6j
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWOekxJQJA
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G8s4q41WQ
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfQdeFbHl4
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtC4Lo7npI
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmecWu0krTF
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wpJfvKeKf
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB33CBO0ck
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UdAjWz8pY
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WvEXtbuUX
450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd4je7hlNF
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI21DYvnYvq
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqSuMfNufQ
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsgXWw9hvv
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZtXKGKsVa
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1oKYWy88a
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待續……450Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7UePFS7OR
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