第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRkkelUUPg
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GyRmV91mg
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xXSa8eszj
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjMLjLH0SG
(又話追？！)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD745cAg1Uo
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uTNgr2kU9
(咁你快D啦！)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrQJ9YW0KM
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD73n2yt7k
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRHB1sFaFm
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Yos8yWhiU
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9ytXiGuwr
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECmCOJecKx
如果係，我肯定…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsBEtO6X6r
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkawmcC66K
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZSy5Zr5Mb
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBuS4D4BRK
咦，後面有堆字噃！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpEACZWPjQ
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7h7wdL9A8
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWoqtWVN4i
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrnhk2kXOK
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybiVSAvIXz
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6lAK9IuPm
唉，阿公真係…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiLWVXnqkl
咁我即係唔使學啦！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEUh1mj3ra
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4PhddDq26
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZioBOwHQPF
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybU5aNUGeS
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkizkA0MhpG
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyE4N0xhqX
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrRABIjbQw
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOp7jSW8kZ
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN1f5Xkw1E
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGGRSkOS3z
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew5WXKW11j
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdt7oZzIVM
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYBc3uWPdQ
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEJSuJzDqX
………702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52bDBavkyh
返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AxKpR1iey
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX4pJoJN3o
………702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePwDcHhHu9
入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGuy7YyVNv
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC9XXhEkfY
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGAeJOh2lq
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolEK0aKtME
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnVyU2WLOU
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y6ni5CgcA
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOAwTpjale
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwriq8EX5JO
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdHRhmn5Tq
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5X2LATboU
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkMSIo88yh
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFBTjgnx2C
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mJfebVBR6
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeuofxv6l7
「校長佢點啊？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1aUCc52NJ
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxjaZrC8mr
「咁就好喇！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxBRg6hLPO
(…)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0kgvhdy1m
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsK6gJ2lesG
之後，我行返前去最前面…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOIX8wL8DF
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FGQtnoYQK
「咁贏咗呢？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmLPg7DhUE
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhxJ4sCdbR
佢真係乞人憎到呢…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsv5PqDmjY
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUsC3aLoRZ
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QKTuZiBUn
「九字護身法，收！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqv1r67DEE
「天馬行空！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8R95xHHWLR
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiSgTDTNGs
「救命啊！救命啊！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkw9Bwj6Kg
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQynYuCh8zi
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgn3Qerns0
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZiaN8vSNT
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwqKSz65IF
好在，佢都識做…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQGyOOxLdL
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57ocSii8p9
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2SbbJicai
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYskaHOihuh
好啊！好啊！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTCI1fRKbR
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAox6ROd6yS
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6w3kvziUvR
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xOa9hIzUm
………702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTW6EWE3C8
(咇~~~！)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEliGJeMXB
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ0H9tqL9r
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4fDG7YFhY
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sgGQAqpNx
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lmhfkZOVC
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxIzVQHZIb
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk6WO2CEtv
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YfAeacm0V
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesRYvm0n5o
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclFIfB7SKr
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyENqEOCu5
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dA9gpo5jJ
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPfCr5fszl
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItbpcTYVh4
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNPnSoYuwQ
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpHO4Y9sRl
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NebqX7ida
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYYNzshbz4
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgPDgCuogH
「傻佬明，波啊！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEgrvAn6Qw
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAjzgfJvFk
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wiUDEY4Nr
「七旋斬！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h1IW51xTC
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu0Gtz6BTC
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBdJHC9ZpM
「阿狗！接波！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQB4KPsIJe
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIstgSWogO0
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVi8vPRUXH
「百米九秒九！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuGGZo6NB0
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifT0ehqxgS
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hqEnjkp6d
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSq49MGVUB
(咇~~~！)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mrFnmnvGG
YEAH，入咗喇！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ955GgsQ0y3
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPJWRUy8or
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk2oUpQvcf
「越位。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJFuPu9qYZ
「越位？！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqUR5rcpYA
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGpZ7LScNX
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfujcYsJ7T
場面一片混亂…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4YQcBsWcS
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp0KzOtaG1
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡql8jKjuoza
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg6zlF6rtp
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm83g6HAPbz
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEJNByPoOT
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cncPOUhH9
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCbhlPCp6u
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtRhTKE3x0
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraiyS5BbqM
(嘭~！)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStzcLns8jp
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWp6zQwQsB
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch8AMXvuKa
個波仲…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3bx1oDzG7
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpoMsFJx1N
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzJkQHocvc
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