第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOd8lkZzmb
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtePtKDlPbV
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj688xxkmi5
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPmmgBarCp
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEjBBNECkX
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsiKNeKPXI
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHRG4ZtwNy
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIYZKLSpMo
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0CfUJ313R
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEe9vManirZ
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyXV4S5BGM
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3MAAfcP1G
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3uPUixXDl
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCfWVrjjDh
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hz6L5eKid
………824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ThZQfju84
而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uWxoTnpXJ
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXz4vd7GH5
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqIfwoM3sP
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXyNrfVUqL
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZjWJErfed
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4EFx1XZQN
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbTLpSm31c
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoqzQT27sS
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4x7LvFisY
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxiL1kdYlG
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHfwTWRG7K
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rIqv1uucN
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBDgv7g8KB
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7C8ASFxCaK
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rtrYGCpyi
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwFUjGerZu
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH6SCybaEJ
「係我哋啊！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg7YIHHUGp
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqpWibh7I2
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaHXYNLNkJ
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGHNLxX9L6
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd5HLd92Ie
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vs7a21WQQ
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO37QkpGkLy
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9lQvYxqjV
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsSz9Q46w2
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWng2ZuV8Jg
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIov0Rfvxpy
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFJnAdYzuj
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuVYi9lLAt
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW0woJAJw6
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUGyAF1whF
「感覺還可以。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBEJdrJEey
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bHg0W6Nts
「最多咪輸！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGrsSR0WU8
「你會唔會太天真啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwWYjWv61F
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7qaMCclbj
「邊有得贏丫！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFxjh0LyHM
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu5aCHbZ6D
「妖，你去死啦！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9lxcGZxea
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt3ie8l3sL
「好~~~」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb7oJZvB0h
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglSz40S2CR
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ999Zw3R6Vd
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMq06AWFCkj
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLP0h9ZfxG
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4B4Ufkp1g
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDXhbhn1Pv
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxu88rpJ9Ad
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3boo6pwK8Q
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9jE1c4c7P
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsr8wpu0jLX
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdDW4L4z7I
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6wE80Gxes
阿明突然舉手。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk4GJQUsbS
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsitrtJqck
王老師望一望出面…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37zg99Ffpo
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk8vmvt1OO
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xv9rq4yNE
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5vCORIDc3
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DJJPnzv5d
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMgncM65Ct
輝輝，好英啊！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSswWl6rLP
佢哋之後走咗入場…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhBaaxUK9a
(咇~~~！)824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZnJfIWRJ4
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9ULCLueRz
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNXHk2x9nW
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetgjvBz4Cd
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0Ne7SJvwE
點解佢向上踢嘅？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UYfNLOg2C
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHfq0B76uF
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFBBA5yjRL
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkXhQ5mzCW
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuxKSeLQ18
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXURaiU9HC
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1KTsiaUrN
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz1Ekvdwrw
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGatH4px0V
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjsGdMdWV5
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWchvgZEQX
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDQeqVq4ej
(嘭~！)824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DRFRuNSdQ
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmUDBfbrGm
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBcGERZYo4
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWuM9T4zvW
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXmulagVdf
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfemlwZDQds
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgc8DmJMCy
「邊樣嘢啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCsGEOLX0S
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbzhqNVDjS
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCVK8uOEZn
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9D0GDCBgc
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhVVMa7t70
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxvFH4N44l
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazcxR1hZ2u
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cOrHUG42J
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5bzynZMDY
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7UzNO19sf
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd408gmMlT
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScpM3VGSIg
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMsb2DnoIK
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqnrjqxnvD
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK84h4xylz
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYESpWyZXuT
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvriwh0mK6
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiLyRe6vgN
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JtcTO07I5
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3EHlkez4f
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcj46KlEJ9
至於出面…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThikSP8zwm
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeI1qjrV6g
………824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMbJDZLPAS
突然，全場靜晒，因為…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRHQav866f
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCNjnKASpn
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF8NYrUjAv
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