第056集 ~ 明︰肥咩僧丫，我叫佢「肥龍」，睇嚟佢有D料噃！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Db5yPsTY
其實阿輝佢講得啱，我係真係好緊張…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwHlRGGWLF
我亦好擔心自己唔可以同小倩佢結婚生仔，畢竟就算係國家大事呢D嘢，都唔及得兒女私情咁重要丫嘛…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGn1gKC7S2
不過…我更擔心嘅係…我就連孝順父母嘅時間都唔會再有…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xXXI4vbX7
(睇你個樣唔似咁孝順噃！)938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgdFUKpIVB
阿爸佢讀書唔多，成世人最叻嘅就係學李小龍咁，功夫佢就學唔到，淨係學咗一句說話…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbjbm0qR98
仲成日掛喺口邊，「我讀得書少，你唔好蝦我」。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaufDc2CNS
佢細細個就要出嚟做嘢， 打工賺錢養家，靠住自己一雙手，每日勞力工作…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCorgMhVvyv
辛辛苦苦先養得起呢頭家，將最好嘅都俾晒屋企人，自己就連衫褲都唔買多件…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5BxzflQGR
咁多年辛苦嘅工作，換來嘅係一副五勞七傷嘅身體，成日話腰骨痛，手腳痛咁，叫人點樣唔擔心丫？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlBZI3fn1l
阿媽佢生咗我之後，百病纏身，又糖尿病，又偏頭痛，試過出去做嘢賺錢…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVm1IcqmObo
但係亦試過做做吓嘢累低咗，屋企人都擔心佢多過自己，而家仲…(抹抹眼淚)…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11uoSu0wiO
算喇，喜劇嚟家嘛，唔諗負面嘢喇，為咗佢哋，我一定要生存落去！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZyzvDl6BI
我唔會再令佢哋擔心我，傷心嘅嘢就同眼淚一齊留返喺個心裡面啦，正所謂歌都有得唱啦—男人仆街讓女人流淚丫嘛！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KgUrOqciD
所以我一定唔會仆街嘅，亦唔要阿媽因為我而流淚！我會繼續以樂天嘅態度去過我嘅人生！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG2XKb8hQA
講返「酒乜吞童子」先，呢邊總算已經攪掂，之後我哋好快就搭車返晒去酒店，大家都各自返到自己房。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlmYAyErfe
我見自己返酒店途中諗得太多唔開心嘢，唔想自己鬱埋鬱埋，所以想搵個人分擔一吓…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LNTyEQI8G
我本來係想搵阿輝佢哋三個傾吓心事嫁，但係…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jth8heME0
一來，麻甩佬有D嘢好難開口嘅…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjPGMJtMhY
二來，阿輝唔知去咗邊，「喪狗」就去咗溫女，「大袋」又去咗爆石，所以…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSb438JzwU
我好自然就諗起另一個可以傾訴嘅對象，我女朋友，小倩！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO6qSHeiK0
我好厚面皮啊可？人哋都冇應承過做我女朋友就咁叫人哋，但係…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcFD4mBWiJ
唔厚面皮，點追女仔啊？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrBrrvOslL
我之後自己一個人離開咗酒店去搵小倩，行行吓見到個地鐵站口就落咗去，不過…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBGYJic4zx
奇怪喇！呢個位原本唔係個地盤嚟嫁咩？不過算啦，都落咗去嚧，呢度人影都冇隻…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDVBSYaNXr
人影都冇隻呢家嘢，就意味住冇人會查我，亦意味住我唔使俾錢搭車…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh4ocxvAJH
不過，其實係因為我得幾張大紙冇散紙啫，我都唔想嫁…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nOV2qKTxc
(扮咩嘢啫！搭霸王車就搭霸王車啦！枉我頭先仲俾你攪喊咗添！)938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaWEEFygmM
係啊！我認啊！拉我丫笨！我就係咁，落咗月台…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8nUIW2XCV
落到月台，我見到架車就開，咪即刻衝門囉，身為香港日日搭地鐵嘅一群，我點可以眼白白睇住架車走嫁，我「呵」一聲就跳咗上車。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU4GAwUNcw
車門閂埋嗰一吓，一個人從罅隙攝入嚟，真係嚇鬼死我，點知…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTLw5I8noV
原來係阿輝。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3br9KyJp6
「你做咩跟埋嚟啊？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXa2uEjwGu
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwczPdIxEp2
我之後將認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾佢聽。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDi2LLYyt6
「咦，你阿公呢？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxPgbGCUes
「佢話頭先打鬼打到攰，要返房睇睇「大電影」充充電喎。」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bE75sV0Tg
「咁你隻「戇居狗」呢？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuC8O2W2qH
「人哋叫「居居」啊！佢話今日成日都冇玩過波波，要返去同阿妮玩喎。」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBoAdvHZw2
「嘩，果然識揀人玩！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNcgx79yJH
「唔好諗衰嘢啦！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3eyw0ZIJ1
「咦！奇怪喇！點解仲唔開車嘅？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTCjRGLILE
「有冇人啊！？有冇人啊！？」我睇住阿輝佢不斷咁大叫。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTzh1NNdPB
我心諗，佢唔係覺得呢度有人識聽廣東話呀？我見佢係咁嗌，咪陪佢癲吓囉，跳起身就兜嘢拍落去個緊急安全制度，但係…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78CHyCjrCM
換來嘅係…地震！？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9FNcYVviN
(龐龐，龐龐~！)938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ719BSfl9Vg
咩事啊！？黐線架！？日本D安全制咁唔安全嘅！噤個制啫！使唔使放隻「恐龍」衝過嚟啊？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeHQ151dsf
唔好話俾我聽係佢係職員囉！個樣咁「親切有禮」就唔在講啦，一身麻衣木珠，仲要加個布袋…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCW7guuaPK9
如果佢出聲話自己係職員，我諗我真係要重新評估一吓日本人嘅品味囉…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDY1Sa5Qklq
見慣鬼怪嘅我哋，當然唔會俾佢嚇到淆底啦，嗱嗱聲就造好「九字護身法」！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV9r5Gd0H3
冇錯！我已經識做晒「九字」，無他嘅，我驚「六字」頂唔住隻「肥龍」丫嘛…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO3Sf9yiUX
佢衝到過嚟，竟然冇傷害我哋，反而「嘰呢咕嚕」一番(講日文)，我想問，我哋兩個邊忽似架仔呢？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvLPOxO98U
隻「肥龍」後面轟轟隆隆咁，好似有一大堆嘢衝緊埋嚟，但係俾佢個肥身阻住晒我視線，攪到我睇唔到…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAxTmTEeZG
佢望一望後面，突然雙手運勁…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuKOKwRCV4
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼，啪啪~！)938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD6b3UN5cF
佢雙手發出電光，「哈」一聲將兩個電光球掟出去，隨住佢稍為轉咗肥身，我見到電光球打向一大堆鬼怪…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEX7I5Ozcz
我驚又嚟唔切，讚又嚟唔切，連避都嚟唔切，「肥龍」另返轉頭就一手捉住咗我個頭，一手捉住阿輝個頭向另一邊跑去…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqsMb7QukL
「喂！唔好捉頭得唔得啊？好很痛啊！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI1m17PR0G
「個頭就嚟甩喇！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DHqQvVv1d
死人「肥龍」仲要跑得超快，就連鬼怪都追唔到佢嘅速度，請問有冇當過我哋兩個係人啊，好很痛啊！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZ1JyO3QMU
「姨！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1bIidaosp
你話死唔死丫？條頸俾佢整到連個「咦」字都變成「姨」音，我離遠見到一個老人，佢氣定神閒咁坐咗喺左邊手嘅長櫈中間…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ShOzyiwHI
「肥龍」見到佢，立即衝上前就停低咗…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKDaiRxgmJ
「嘩，我條頸啊！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBQuSkaulu
「肥龍」將我哋放低，而且好恭敬咁向呢個老人家行禮。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlBRKGCO3z
「咦！廣東話！？」老人家咁講，佢竟然識聽？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8mxbmBwKO
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」我答，我郁郁個頭，整整條頸，之後再問︰—938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZh06GCH7YZ
「咦，咁你又識講廣東話嘅？」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlJz2XmdmL
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」老人家串嘴回應，佢之後轉身就打落「肥龍」個頭度。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOPAcjHSJk
「巴架耶魯！」老人家好惡咁鬧「肥龍」。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvCkEEGkbc
呢句我識聽啊！不過，之後佢都係嘰呢咕嚕。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlacZSdwEdV
佢講完之後，「肥龍」就喺自己後面攞咗道白色嘅符隊咗入個口度吞咗，我好奇…我好好奇…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTY2T8x3sc
點解佢後面冇褲袋都可以攞到張白色紙出嚟嫁？究竟喺邊度攞出嚟嫁？我參透唔到啊！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ0wq020Q3
不過，你唔好理，食完白符之後，佢竟然識講廣東話，世事果然無奇不有！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeFREKokS8
「你兩個做乜喺度嫁？你哋知唔知呢度係大蛇妖身體裡面？」「肥龍」咁問。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnrTR3XFce
「大蛇妖身體裡面！？」我同阿輝一齊講。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY16KqlwqvX
我哋未得閒問個老人係邊個，因為D鬼怪都已經跟到上嚟喇！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fx3L6ycpf
「肥龍」突然蹬大對眼，另轉肥身，向住鬼怪，雙手做出…竟然…竟然…係呢個動作！？938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzq3pgDmST
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼啪啪，噼噼嚦嚦，啪啪啪啪~！)938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo2qLhwBTL
佢座低個身，雙手電光匯聚，之後身體隨住雙手另向一邊腰間，一個強大嘅電光球就喺佢腰間嘅呢雙手之中變得無比強大，電光噼嚦！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pFahMc6mw
說時遲，那時快，佢雙手已向鬼怪用力一伸，大叫︰—938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej1t9ghAMo
「紫，電，靈，丸！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQnQMsbW2n
光球隨即射向鬼怪，唔係講笑，八千幾條閃電連住一個光球，配上車廂嘅狹窄空間，就好似幫架車清理腸胃一樣…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3sCaYYxTQ
D鬼怪根本冇機會亦冇空間生存到，簡單嚟講，渣都冇得剩…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXDbYWjDkb
但係，我反而係想講嘅係…點解…點解啊？點解要係呢個名啊？我唔想啊！938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh74a6ZHagJ
「我唔鐘意呢個名囉！」938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkfbzbEnE7
阿輝佢竟然直斥其非，我除咗呆咗，就只能心裡面表示認同加一。938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAtyf0LlcE
但係…「肥龍」佢…938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAKWEK9cTG
(待續)938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fPEjTuwqh
下集預告︰938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh1MgvFlDU
邪道外魔都企一邊~~~938Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jcTVfyIhA
