第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpJxQeFEm4
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXYMBgW4DN
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi7tgWHVem
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCdInebnSu
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XLaSODpx9
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEI1cDsQuz
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT5nBBx9du
「咁贏咗呢？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT2LKix6nK
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCieS7iG5N
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKAkYLwu28
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqepqmJI63
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRgysQwq5i
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHqIk9iFiN
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtdXo2EbV2
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO38RPLRxsp
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFYusN3n5c
我就襯有時間…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlb2au1V5f8
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1Uqi83jDG
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvMSXjJvzj
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndTGcZmphz
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYLUcQ0sqc
會俾綁住嘅？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodgHtfaKJW
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH9YhT6xL4
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKVKTSMYLC
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40u1zrqQ18
「唔係啊！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9LB8UGezU
「你玩緊SM？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4h4ydp1uqH
「唔係啊！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzSRyxnKPX
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohx9EQFqMF
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJy5jqgUc2
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwPySEA2PP
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AC1ojqPDg
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiUs7zly2X
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJXREmYZVu
「傻佬明，波啊！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpNgI3Qc3T
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmgjQnoRQt
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdfgr3mH2b
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6rc5jYGYk
「阿狗！接波！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DrVj2Nd8j
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeazF7lXyB
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGwyO69JXV
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiK5TYbRHa
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBuKxeeq0P
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOFIFLGE70
「冇效！？點解啊？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK8spxxRhM
「越位。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOdfDsG8qS
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwQEJMUD2Q
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbLsoIeQ2a
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiputWt4qA2
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOaUklIt4r
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rMlXtdJWW
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlYQLEzuSl
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhpNMrsxQ5
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0fMsXmt8q
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesaknPRMVv
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCpAWKtY0t
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqjnlwGkcQ
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbYbsnJ9dx
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OTn2Xr3Q6
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFu1KVyVg8
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqWB1kcsVj
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGfDBjvCgK
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfROrbASoif
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuryF2fU4Cd
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcCKDBQCcF
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYAdaIVa5M
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8U7FrjdPY
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcDLEqbGnF
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmkpQFIKSt
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQgBTuJcKl
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3MADgRrJE
「好好笑呀可？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0O5y6hzY6
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTo45QLV3z6
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiGpJcDd4j
但事實上係從來都冇利…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvY5xAesls
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaYr40s8uh
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7NXmFcACr
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSO13AkA5f
「大袋」開出罰球…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AvmthLorA
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2peG0IJwxm
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgQWUONms2
「大王，請射球。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIaFvki5vs
「我踢波使你教？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcb0j36Tt4Z
「係嘅，係嘅。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZqsS2QGIc
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBON6FhoAZ
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKB1CYUXBb
「鬼王硬射！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JPN73A2yB
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiumuyP8ze
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiPxkmDJZt
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2YVE8oUNZ
(咇~~~！)「入球！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkHfD6wegc
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SMeHIM0RA
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup9UZjdzTm
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BASXt2jvM
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp7HwfBaAB
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL3Locxvx9
「射穿牆！？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRlycLBCRj
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZMca0EQK1
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbcDQp1PQn
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIlOALBW2Q
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKYvv9OYqO
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOvVg5GXlp
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLMklbP2J0
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEqisSnKWP
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlPht5jKX2
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvjAWxlQJs
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZnDn3Tp1T
「林，尚，義！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT42cKR7PZ
(待續)653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFMstZXLCJ
下集預告︰653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUfYL2awHT
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqErIq6VE2
「請換入我！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjm5W6VHke
註腳︰653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zVERMm59R
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVDgffOIi1
