第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1QmUpqeeQ
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzrRAmEri0
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIbAjrQp1B
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJDPNMT5jz
(又話追？！)709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnIdAdLfTr
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmtgv39Pkh
(咁你快D啦！)709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBip6y0Jlip
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTq7q73J1T
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxuxh6kDGL
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij5CsgK9T0
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1faAxGfwm
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q4LY5nCss
如果係，我肯定…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ULLkHVC8l
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpIxviYxXH
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1lq7fgpnP
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAqmkhNTU0
咦，後面有堆字噃！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaRui9sbAM
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyN4agixdyT
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInIK44vP9Q
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSG6VH7fKU
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiu4Nr2ICq
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0c7haK3Q7
唉，阿公真係…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0A4TkAAVB
咁我即係唔使學啦！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimRSQytuIn
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbUJMY73Om
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ23eN5V4y
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc66zfUfEhQ
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDwWgTMjzv
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZb7lmoLlG
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXtzYOvjfY
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVls8IdLvbG
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr78bI5bCLw
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8StS3NdJKB
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NvY09GlTa
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0GHEsbWgW
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbaJ1ncMe8
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pOWSs9zZA
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5Xu5678NF
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xypQggo4t
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzXyIqKBWC
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UYhBo6ycW
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqx92LLp5b
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlJ4wfQ0BU
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNruzbNEQVa
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXM564vmEc
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgeTjc2WBy
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9JthofycV
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dqNBk35VG
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RuHALBYBO
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD7gYfnuta
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV17RepYnJ
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4emjLk54s1
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhLrIuIOgA
「校長佢點啊？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9VgR0U4Ql
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgZtqdMb7q
「咁就好喇！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTuOKAfAcK
(…)709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IWN3dDrB0
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp9sRhRlbn
之後，我行返前去最前面…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYcZQHuakW
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQTp7HcFcW
「咁贏咗呢？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pWgcOu02W
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QWK4jwLS5
佢真係乞人憎到呢…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS6dl0G3QK
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQjWdR2RZx
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjtx31PeBY
「九字護身法，收！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPzrmuaAhL
「天馬行空！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjvD49KIBD
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYj1LEig7p
「救命啊！救命啊！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI6VUBW2Kk
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUAkoya3n4
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONuBR7GUsV
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKgsjFSnMl
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rhH2weKYX
好在，佢都識做…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtogoh72yf8
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOugQfrmQ7T
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwVxbIhKFP
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCQximOrpk
好啊！好啊！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2mPr168py
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0HUnM5NJI
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIh5wZbs1lU
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hyond9yRB
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(咇~~~！)709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI2QKuzbto
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGxkzdRg2G
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpZqjz2c9P
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BeUSDhUSM
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ7reSvwiU
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqZ8eLKQw5
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyE4DzYqEh
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlWQry5sEP
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqzVAGwyhv
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGGcBnxVvn
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3lC1jzzsx
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijKdVwkYoQ
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwFsxkKUJZ
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFVsWFOq47
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzDpeHnpSY
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEr0a4Fk66X
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ETevLoFLf
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyAW4bpvWW
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmRxaVMOKG
「傻佬明，波啊！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsuU2s55M6
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfPFHNOABW
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0dwWEWKbV
「七旋斬！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUI2ucHfmOU
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDvy0dp92U
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrKx8KdZHF
「阿狗！接波！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65DBvoVqNm
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8bWtfLMwO
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm7AZxEV0C
「百米九秒九！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ID3VRpDoR
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYZx0m4gw2
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZwmQdpe2t
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSQZp2v8uT
(咇~~~！)709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTWCNHP4lq
YEAH，入咗喇！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDI9k2ZV57
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpjdcEhSqr
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4dmf0fTnY
「越位。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiQnXH0KJS
「越位？！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZEk3aluKs
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4bdwR28Io
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZUJEq8J3q
場面一片混亂…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3XZO2OdAo
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutusljOwPG
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W39KFYyUq
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQ1ETzA8FF
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBXs25oj74
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IcbBYqKUF
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTjEYwYe0U
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4DmOz8VM9
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6UjIMVqrb
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzRQb0mmpf
(嘭~！)709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrgFkqdDVt
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgh1ZjBCV7
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs6tC3pqdy
個波仲…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHGd5LqsOc
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj72DfeuGos
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqV3T28PQx
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