第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP12p3YRzyJ
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「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3LNKvuvCJ
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUKI0SfN2V
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEPtKPboy0
(咁你快D啦！)808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQfgy3kZqc
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUyTr6n75U
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh5TX5YcLt
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebR4YuBIup
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwQhmo2nNE
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdQVPnI55z
如果係，我肯定…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv225UCRuJj
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwFYQlvapP
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvp66tc4MN
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFBnGl6mUB
咦，後面有堆字噃！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iNlLOFfwP
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6hJTQFsUc
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFVJldp7Bp
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVi72rvmmi
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EICRsNBGK
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGtmo0cOw9
唉，阿公真係…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyzPgqHVi9
咁我即係唔使學啦！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbHu3ge0sl
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVGGwKE25A
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoXwMzTE0u
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeUyWLJUuZ
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyklH7IKh5d
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsA1qJAcEf
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFbBugK9Y8
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEal7fLK84I
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLWWM9fwB3
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5Mj6HnedI
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT2hK7npPB
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0zMjD5qR7
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPlfoMuK2x
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjD7na8WMK
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNFe6tGWq1
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t0TBaboi3
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN24HkCLjg
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww9dgzDvd5
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesdyXkHqpI
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8eBzc6NwQ
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp286m0KTG
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSOUQIlrBY
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqSUHtJSHv
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvFDwx6g84
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmm0O8x59P
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k8qE3f63Y
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8wdc8rF4d
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIJLUEdosC
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaneTVsevih
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrLNnsxIyj
「校長佢點啊？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ3brtYQ7A
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJQIqpk0P9
「咁就好喇！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7vfNh0qqs
(…)808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFvUcxak4z
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXpS3OzWxB
之後，我行返前去最前面…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNjiPoUKn3
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewLb6tR6OS
「咁贏咗呢？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3i9gYwj0H
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQa4g76PZL
佢真係乞人憎到呢…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMamIL5oTKU
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmZGpzzZnO
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OpSTegMIn
「九字護身法，收！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C7oX1hIHC
「天馬行空！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDrphkckyw
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbVixNyfkb
「救命啊！救命啊！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8OccIVDEv
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcC83s0vlk
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBOmPkEo0P
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56LPE3AgoL
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoJNZm3rxh
好在，佢都識做…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKP8kTDJyx
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedYjgfwLBb
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FnJB5QKW4
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLa8bTyMdDR
好啊！好啊！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpYR25HNzh
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoeowUcfAh
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCU2O0Aj1s
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRRFWBWS2Y
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(咇~~~！)808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgILVMA4tvk
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6g60MoMGn
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgMBEyVSBA
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGcfmfC18a
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlebq2drYF
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4CAyS7180
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwJIFs7jQC
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMw1gTem1s
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31pWAkfbH8
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgCATwq31T
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IUkPBsGGT
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCm6OwNL9po
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xGMhvVMhJ
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6OiOs9Oya
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC1cgOQook
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz03BdBPBfj
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw24c7n4cD
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJdsS7PGYo
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLdgQ6OA4V
「傻佬明，波啊！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWvo5vfQkv
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w1jTk2k2w
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdHwkhOJyV
「七旋斬！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzH5N6qB0O
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxRNPtUIkP
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlzDg0foZC
「阿狗！接波！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqlbBU7AKl
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESPbtzRoGa
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvXzTvdhsH
「百米九秒九！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgZU76Egid
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DQcfyd3ms
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsxDytiaon
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVI6K9ym2aV
(咇~~~！)808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYmMz49Tbh
YEAH，入咗喇！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE14oFVfep7
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZUHTawxeK
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CLMKckWlE
「越位。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhS16noVG6
「越位？！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwVE9ikL9D
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv6q4jkrr0
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAvRR35gSZ
場面一片混亂…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bo5gTgQ3j
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGSq2izSQH
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmH4jX0K7q9
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl25sFuWjG5
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9Z7nIXyGt
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5nf8fkGwn
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9pX1L4SdD
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb0RVVipgK
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNswaILYdl
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTxGHzECmC
(嘭~！)808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MHkELKAw8
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCOdTukTZy
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleMrVl8uoe
個波仲…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbx1e2zW6o
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQX6IuoioW
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dc3iifZgZ
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