第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHial0MxlxI
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaM63qMwkj
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKz7M2PtlN
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsRicYqlGT
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsctspgaI2W
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo36x2tfRq8
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XJ8hmdgq0
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tbKQrjsPZ
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu3KXKP3nE
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpOOK0IA3e
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nWJSHUsf3
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3IMSNvsLP
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUKjBjFHNi
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEamhE1aR7E
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcj7c0lUeL
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而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVb1agJ1P4
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBkdLMbscY
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrO5a24TgQ
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1s5aZjbBx
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIiiUe6HuK
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJl6VGhQ0b
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV58r2KXZQX
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan5mSeoLiW
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8A6vOUgrJ
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTupQoeu1ur
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9aftutg0B
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yIt6CawAh
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepDjeNOEKc
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpOzVqgEyU
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkPDj5glQS
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4DtoZ4YNH
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6VV9UAOxn
「係我哋啊！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOFi23yDXF
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhhiM66ALE
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOIqdEsVro
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKucrM14aih
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniWP8126H2
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWUWwCOP4d
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreP069HaQJ
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIirDodGkdX
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3urjFXInBC
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72pT4GZtun
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHg0nIWZuC
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMhZZKJt1N
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1d84HP7wR
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3VmAkN1rk
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupNOtzVw44
「感覺還可以。」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Jzc1OraIF
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaw4ldFkmj
「最多咪輸！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO2MP8dZzb
「你會唔會太天真啊？」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUwJGX4NdE
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vNEEAvgHq
「邊有得贏丫！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRvq46gfJA
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a9ZfoabZg
「妖，你去死啦！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5Zm0rih4m
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ak9tRzDkP
「好~~~」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Uvggaux5i
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHRWfpJuSv
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls6C6AMPZU
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT203w4Npo
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe8ukbGzfw
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD3kzSsVlO
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqXEHXPILU
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnoEuRnh4i
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwtg20CUPe
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQKvodvoqZ
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fgR1NReVI
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcGDlbvlrQ
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYMOtX9LpN
阿明突然舉手。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQGi7BmtZf
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq2pP4iozm
王老師望一望出面…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTwROkbD35
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8yYJ9Zicg
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPcQYvVpCo
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0MykOS85N
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzthIrdsMa9
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgi0ekVCKkr
輝輝，好英啊！920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkimle8qOR
佢哋之後走咗入場…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fWQvVbHa8
(咇~~~！)920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQxJY17eCv
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8toMEp9Z3
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbPa2L8zuh
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCS06kmiTi
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzPwTtSLzM
點解佢向上踢嘅？920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsoL77HIil
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEaNoprZbL
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD59OhLRcW
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTu1QFs68b
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl813CiJZSD
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpsUf8R0YV
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6lS6wqEi0
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQTAr2VE0C
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqtMtxi1Uy
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nLwIrFa22
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhNyM8T0Ia
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUz6XOo7VB
(嘭~！)920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhy6lH4lId4
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkM7PaBIvVq
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50PygvTX56
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzfqei810I
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85En2GfPZB
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkPVltTnzC
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHHr5u4DSZ
「邊樣嘢啊？」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIQmi0dGnY
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqwfnX0OC8
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl3oZF1jk0
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhox44qjs6I
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuaF0bhnaE
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULw8Vg8nBP
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWfXGHZBV1
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbD5HkkOFB
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0n49uQQSL
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt9qfDetOq
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlkA9CYC4V
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZR65ptZ2IS
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxu2SN7Bc3
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PaOnDkEc4
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoUDlZ8Toi
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuRONEwxdH
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5va5YP3hI
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrkAWxb8rs
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9SxSW2qcw
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpWOCLRKmV
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZthzsADJqL
至於出面…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkkmo5918W
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHyT6ph47R
………920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaPrSYmHbu
突然，全場靜晒，因為…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuj4lXBTtz
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1zBw5oJjy
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtYBwZMWBU
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN46ZpmycoZ
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」920Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOntpNMmr6
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