第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu9lzih6BG
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUd78n6YEP
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJzpMDAPg5
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN148TFIBH0
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb6pT7iHLN
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8bqtyac4C
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpg2UcNtsS
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRmHi1BAN9
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOMa7ubNp4
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXlqOqIOug
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJjdaFQv6U
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX71qfRM0ba
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9OZIpzHfd
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4malj9jpm
「衰仔！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeocHkOaTxI
「哎吔！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WJVNZ6PKz
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6q0un2Jt3
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7VHCdZQGZ
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD46TJropsR
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeattY06ws6
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j96isMkEd
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hoAUZMzAq
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixj02jygoJ
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yaromCPK5
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBLqJNayei
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDGdJ0mqvq
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzkVMRrA8u
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbxEmRUycU
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AhCHTcP8P
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzFikQZwq8
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7uXi7OTCp
「鳳初兄啊！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMph6PJPBEU
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyyRj4Edrx
「阿龜兄！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9jmwZGHqe
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLSG3Y4wye
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uf9VqgXSR
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinL8YKjsSr
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzXRf1iIFf
………927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROZBu6BHFP
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV192eM4yjS
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI63OfgfGb
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJt03eFaaAi
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3moE0NFkP
「大家準備好未？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpXvnvyEsq
「等陣！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y7gVzgnuc
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMjANXIMFK
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8OW61XhJT
我好快就去完出返嚟…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiUMBm3Err
「得喇！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllJPUdKvXL
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB5iOsumgW
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayTNVWE589
「等等！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwe2vWce0V
「又咩啊？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoOI7r1zkz
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaONLqf8Eh
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUIFZBZCnr
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3Kd3kvQFM
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XUNfMsjpm
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ619Hwp3LB3
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCIjMuLDxg
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcqFDdXdDC
「哇~！丫~！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh7OCxjKxL
………927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n8af6eZuU
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKN3Nf7aAA
「到達！仲有時間剩！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8aF10DmNR
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pPDZutqnv
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0Bkz5Z9Pw
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y5ykFwQCn
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCEETzxEUc
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFkyoAymSA
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkzDPpt5rw
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFXUhuaLr1
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1wom3H8nC
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnrnYJc4lv
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZmSlLjoeP
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8URs061cdp
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkyYQ27fga
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvtmihliT2
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW79pAWKzm
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifWAgaqrwP
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudr8muRiVP
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qzO8LMatN
我同阿公都係同病相憐…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FkVUBbyk4
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLBEDEQDCN
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KKIdbGS1S
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP40vadD2cw
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdH80KAENE
「井底之蛙？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELHg2AUepD
佢行咗埋嚟…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYYBwDGAgP
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rHCN6LmUi
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HtEvRp8Uu
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4qrXfS4gZ
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoBVgRVfO7
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsj7aLLrKk
「咪住！」我大嗌。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm87tLhdTeE
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaiqUY8dFG
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcukl10EaC6
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcjsa9tdM8
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQq0ffVyLwk
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZ6dZR1vpi
…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSxuChEFEq
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb16LD2xU6Q
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIetWa6D7p
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedzlOguID7
「死喇，冇利是封添。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyNkD5DOAp
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVoW5LuyBp
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEoN8ezSXA
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTI2widxoL
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntrFMTYLTj
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6y5Z1bPYC
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoBHyi5pbj
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecTwWKCKLl
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSULOEkpkp4
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2saPJIVfq
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB8U7XpuqM
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumbjjTGJa4
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0V9ncKAZq
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeALms6buH
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0SSI3F8gv
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0P6wXpRWC
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VqyPCW4vh
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLylP5IdP2S
(待續)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnPGy4sODQ
下集預告︰927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIzW4XemtG
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhO10vcTQc
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWBDnec9yJ
