第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgaLKXQ7kT
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8xLLfz9N9
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXCKXKM8M7
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzgz8T6N9E
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S4888Czgm
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpnIWcXTTG
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKJoWSCYQf
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aML8oFg6h
但係原來…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEuaXoyYeb
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg2Y7AhPiR
不過…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i2TQZQyTw
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKMRoZxUKy
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRF3omN7lY
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPR2tXUtDJ
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeau4YHXrw
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9Skupbt1O
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM6E0HP3Qy
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGapIYWwj36
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1L4lmq5Ca
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7oNlt8GEn
「毒河水炮！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcUEsB8Dhx
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkdurGAvLL
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Qr7UUciUT
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQjhEwiFUE
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dJwSeWanc
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwt4aED9QL
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4gpcqkgNG
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux9jMmE40W
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnRrLGfIEw
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KHgcjomza
「衰仔，重色輕我。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97gLspAfV4
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmusFqb2DG
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBfdO1ggEk
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2QEWXgw4N
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcB9ZDeeVpy
總算頂得住…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdYmqEP3l8
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXrUvHgajM
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Eq1b5CT7n
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzSuQs4Btw
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUvP6jM8gS
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzw3qNtc5C
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCHnR7kouT
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr0SAoX3vr
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDWdM6iQuF
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOSFnSKvgA
「冥河鬼爪~！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZg0dyxYx3q
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bUuqjwi6O
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD36d7R2Bd2
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMouHArZ5sK
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlisoL9o3je
之後佢雙手合拾…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKFs6IRczq
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ALgP2dWRF
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL3FSh5y1e
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v5KEzKBf7
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc46NvEOEw
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3CnY89JjJ
…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzm1UzHmJB
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOeDMBLt0Z
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNQCGVmJa0
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5nR7qEbZZ
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYzydTx8C3
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOHwmOblyc
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0E9rMuQeHg
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZmpZBqvzI
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sJLA2mVwU
攪到呢招成個食物咁。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVT4OahgC7
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeT5zFYM9xz
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ss1mO8bRE
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ighyVtlgJ
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXffcNCMlN
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aDJP3pMA7
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkPAAqpVxx
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm5icSGqrc
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsh0E3vEK4
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBg5pvJJmK
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHeySOfFlZ
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm6Td4kBMB
「好！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkjXchvLUw
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0TrcosGnF
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzm4EzI9F7
我想回應佢，但係突然…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaqLMcKvam
「哇~丫~！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuKGObukNg
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpo4Oto4wy
吞咗「春麗」！？644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaubHv1X0W
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2A0hJKEvW
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGc9ZYpbu8
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHPY5ZOiaL
…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRgwcPnN9T
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjO2qYOQ2n
「哇~丫~！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid70YbIsUb
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOup2Jt05Zj
嚇到跌咗入井…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpvZBSdCAe
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6syvQTGCqH
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvAudn2vLj
(噗~！)644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZskVWajFHP
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWrnfgqO5l
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWCucipy92
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Pyo8TBePj
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYCSS5EAWz
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSFlujfAzE
過咗一陣…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FGY7uuxTL
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ2R5r4LtY
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG0K3jR8vz
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1bw2ciudn
我真係俾佢激到想死！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTY8dacr4e
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO8crFkHfS
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJMpdRKF9S
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRESWb6xHWr
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhUPhWkMMt
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrvUYdMnjG
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvjRJDSrk7
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDkAP6OYSf
我連繩頭都見唔到。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDpqe6fGgF
「駁！長！D！啦！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8S7KnvaPI
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuCt4vOcbM
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vLnEgWOHR
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISq222bdEn
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAvIjUSLfY
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TnARrxVmU
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7eibHllmd
「你踩完未啊？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez70EM0FE9
我…踩完未？唔通…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMgh8CoGXO
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nyD7HRQA9
(待續)644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdvjeYKZTY
下集預告︰644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6EkKRtEHG
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC5baBKZck
註解︰644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5YI6f8sAe
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ0NOprr8v
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9UKTDzDp9
