第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPFd23mQzr
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI14Q3V92Q8
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfwDyeWHOK
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSFQqiTrUX
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q3CHVgaWh
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiO2h8xJxAq
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej7M6epGQd
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoRib9Q98L
但係原來…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBhLXA9oh6
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUg53wqvd0
不過…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gKsge6sD9
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlUaeHaEMv
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgxpacGWzY
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuy8jGaIj6
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYoo1IYIhr
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Mx1VktJfy
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMsYOjIc08
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIA0XaGw1sh
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBj3LrM8Cj
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNQn52xTGF
「毒河水炮！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdKlr2v4A9
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56CYht90xr
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35Ph2ZVUZV
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvBVKfc26w
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44Ec7v63N1
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lOam9V1sQ
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwVg8ihSxO
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3Hlts15LC
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTCjLYhfTj
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUEoQnoI5W
「衰仔，重色輕我。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBoa3Cq2Ab
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HxqpEpquG
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5CBgtlFum
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78W323VAEv
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LsSVc8SUQ
總算頂得住…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc9VgE9gcQ
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQATDofWr9
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNeVdhVhPa
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaWfoemrD6
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyasFTt6Qr
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSZHaWOG9u
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcs3ba5ibC
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEioq42Bzcg
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDySzyVPr5W
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvcliTeLDt
「冥河鬼爪~！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuK3hRsDch
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0Izv6iWRV
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLUqMjiZnb
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq1uqQzxKm
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiCEdbAm0s
之後佢雙手合拾…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMxIIjinBP
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLaYSSTyVq
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkqRIs5H7d
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0YbwNhD13
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYxY50mfhS
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljml2YTfKQ
…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPsSxPk6b0
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1xKCPJnUW
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88YMOQLKPQ
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BxemVxRxI
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMWJAVRmz3
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXDNHqoDzk
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelDuHAx5Vz
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtqsubBYXc
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNh0R0wNJI
攪到呢招成個食物咁。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8kWYPGZRK
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3Ar7e0LZG
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMhewfRG0C
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX203XyMWy
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZT88s2o6P
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNI7QqHmES7
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8mQF75Wjw
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5KWStbAgK
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6Uv28CeZb
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmozfRtjddC
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Kbp4QZvY2
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bLi98K1ld
「好！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwK8HUJHHeR
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R0LIeeRCD
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsfvVPsHde
我想回應佢，但係突然…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoeFfrWrMP
「哇~丫~！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvGX71kriO
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cyfkJ9ik9
吞咗「春麗」！？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCrIZTztRV
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe0ulFFppl
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyPngbUcIw
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu8jDGbSXx
…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLeRbFt6MZ
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX2K4G9gOE
「哇~丫~！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJzVTY2SER
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZlr2K0oy4
嚇到跌咗入井…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJkbri0C0F
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAVGCu9lh0
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAKf6nDDFv
(噗~！)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLARzw3mIty
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7x4Ze3jZ3x
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylEMa2VEEV
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjbdki75vP
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u4hlE2hQF
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5JjuO8CzT
過咗一陣…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgbrierPrd
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbUXozmxd0
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJJDs4oluZ
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZdLO7Rra7
我真係俾佢激到想死！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvZ80jmuZY
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4VicwojrU
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrgu8LtUXN
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3p2i64uo2
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj3TnUyBDe
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTJoBeOAIh
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBxXN3fbDf
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sih9PKfg7
我連繩頭都見唔到。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Mo0D4v0tt
「駁！長！D！啦！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oiNUDU62C
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMKyDrMSJa
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzio9Ov3IQ1
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYri4Fi8gS
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUqxiwhp3h
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sgwRKZH73
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXbqEQI2CC
「你踩完未啊？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tOIcDV4I4
我…踩完未？唔通…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPX4nZttF3
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMSLljDPyF
(待續)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrueYksWiC
下集預告︰753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT5ixVjOYR
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9iBOHpVLb
註解︰753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3rkqiTSZK
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yfVZRWERY
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlU2wj0nPw
