第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sIrVzyknw
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkgoNDCC3X
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnchzakO1Dd
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6xWSElQJd
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdrcSgTNb5
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RhdRY7BFq
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LQJEKN6XF
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWupsLToUjq
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj6QLfe6l2
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88PePKmQ03
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb0tYbuJW8
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsuA3H87fx
「結好網喇！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkELwIG6Wnw
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpoeaTKVbw
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2buJfqYmA
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl6SR8QpEv
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQAxxDGo6J
我好似講到係好自然咁添。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkbrdv7dkS
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHLf9ii0oA
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIAe0yBtmV
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0xNkNckSH
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADtN3DXioK
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2l2bPWaOL
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4q72Pu8ZB0
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCEgG84d88
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TE3yKZzFV
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudFwi7c1gW
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs16DkPtvxa
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AVr146DsL
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo09wgiwVZi
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW331iBZHaE
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaMCc6xIZv
我真係有D擔心。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39e8XBehDj
…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk1Pdia1dN
「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfzar94zNh
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHmlK49p1B
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOusxhjW8lG
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEYLCTxilU
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfENoxMte6j
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjJARoQtAX
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7Hz7Vb2gc
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1aAvdW7mx
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXN9ZKl7yh
「好，我試吓啦。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQlo8NOb1z
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky3MnsiJVS
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBfD5Rrcx2
「你啊！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfGi1alyzT
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo7PzGSe7n
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvE70qOlcZn
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDH4zyqf5s
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyalHNMfXg
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDmvUbuk5e
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c7UDgJXvN
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDVMTy6jel
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5IUGYu7yU
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gPQkSJEKT
「分工！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTQzM2b5QK
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jFVeYYbT2
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN86TftfbZx
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaF1EL6iMB
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Rgsq4Dmn8
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgE7dogrHXK
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zlvbqOBDf
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4QopmyRHz
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr2LVX4CL6
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnrUNRXg92
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX07nYPAIdK
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKXeokaoan
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNXGmYLuEK
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBkW9yyMVo
好！到我！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n0VBU7FuI
(吼~！)「居居」變身！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn8A9qO4iV
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUFcdCue2L
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFA0KVrSfp
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPpAdStLDi
「居居，衝啊！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkuf2hYOtd
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX84kqpLTVP
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoeocLZBMi
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxqfVEKb4h
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZI63So2E0
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikWB1SSuos
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwFckzTsaq
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGL9F0xtAN
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXk14VpL3iC
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUpS9Y6WXJ
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3YQdF28eK
直接跳上嚟追打我…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc2n2UJ0UO
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPewMprbPtK
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnTRTqOI0F
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerUo1cYG9x
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFnTKMU2Sh
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgVOmmLXvQ
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOlWLmw2Vo
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAo1pC6mz2Y
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMk04icpHw
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMAg5GJ4xE
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ870wSEpnNi
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQZS00W2d0
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6the3T3oV
「冇咗條棍啊！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQhyrT4a8Q
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa1NQAVool
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuhLRcEHDA
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWTCUxhHf1
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjecoydp2g
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiNrTsQ2vT
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQcMrda6UJ
(吱依~~~！)868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR420PgHbvD
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3wxjz3HwT
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpzohXK7gl
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yFN5w2SQ7
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HNQrQhzGg
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxfV4QOEks
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0hs4Oakio
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84KWQ7plnX
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytYfxZiqCA
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2Okl1LhAM
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4r3GHYcLP9
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMy5cZnWbH
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKelEd7aW5
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiwiWy0l91
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「丫~！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTF48pgnDh
咦，欣欣把聲啊！乜事呢？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oVYKWBI3c
(待續)868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DtZqNKDNq
下集預告︰868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmPWZmEyRB
佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvQL3nrAz3
註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語，所以我解吓我意思啦︰868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVc0YmPVSV2
(1) 亂晒龍—形容情況混亂。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbLWwBNWvN
(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IFAP1cBzB
(3) 嘍囉—卒仔﹑廢物，睇唔起人嗰陣用嚟形容對手。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTpiGVMseN
(4) 串串貢—同「臭串」意思差唔多，即係自大﹑囂張。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFts9Gk2i4
(5) 均勻—呢個唔知係咪廣東話術語，不過呢度意思係形容女仔身材有一定比例，有尚好嘅意思。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvPadGlqHe
(6) 揈—音「FING」，「條條Fing」個「FING」。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMpmtZ2PmO
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