第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMwhJicN5c
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzh1yUGuBvx
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TGSPuvi61
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59tcAjEC4s
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMADbY9hHdZ
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZIPaTHBBw
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxRTpDs8uz
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdTekTptbx
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65Sn1uomqM
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrwb27Ngre
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnStwqA6R7
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKoOycLMf6
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOCvY0Xypi
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUc7CyErrR
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ834beVupMu
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQco3p8ut1i
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7FiHWglfF
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Bh0tQGzv9
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mNlW117Sk
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7Ffj45WgH
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETYie0yABe
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOQVNXN37B
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嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFBrdnkO3z
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6SY2diWC1
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BZqRwBRYB
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADV2N3YhKQ
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfasPmhSPZ
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28mors4Cdk
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyViLZepIiZ
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「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RJC5jvOCd
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcL6k6N0sy
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RahYNOjbt
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDubENgrX2L
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRaLsSyxR1
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl3wuKxbwU
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxOBFIwbhw
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH4YOiln2D
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqnSWRYCeZ
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1wXhrFenB
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfylsLupbrz
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYqXXaddjz
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耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuJD4l1FE1
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliSkATVrny
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1llZP1Vo3X
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之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I32KMZ5Lp
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNjCWiOysr
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輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCX9J84MM2
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkpL4972rj
妖魔鬼怪啊！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8PxRnVhNB
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusppdJhgNP
感覺的確好奇異。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKDWaEVaOQ
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqa3BSM5Gs
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3114yI1dhn
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSmoaU1xlL
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnenvh3qCD
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkfP9LmQWq
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioAERqm2x1
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfejCUxB40N
(啪~！)755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0e4IqtOsQ
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3n7QioRKt
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECAkEu1LRH
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcLLW0PK8N
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaYLPrM6e7
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMDWKWc2bN
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSR1kPLVwa
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zCF6D54L1
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yRIoCJKKJ
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0OD4hejLO
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6C9L65FJm
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpZ3lf7VYG
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGLK9Bdh3n
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYANTlLmdg
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYamaCXJnjT
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuuizPTKCy
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhXuMFDHrJ
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2hdQGkC67
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VLUVA8kFK
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQdZ7nnCae
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50DhuHyLYi
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaPFBTz7Or
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0Adph3rdI
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8IjKqQKUA
我哋就得返兩個。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddiAzXULgw
「結好網喇！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApQ9cyD9ej
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDK59e60XU
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNv0rRxDoA
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5hCs3iM0z
(待續)755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKiGqssbxo
下集預告︰755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5Pcx0pDwc
巨型白獅！？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6WE9RAsFY
