第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGop5L5B9P
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVCQg5N0BE
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQdkCcOxz5
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s8fnJPaZm
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeTygyKROq
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVACqUJ0xw
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l8IdNwYxT
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RpR8hFLxl
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtISzw9etT
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMXoGKBr7c
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQc7is65ZJ
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw1BSogsWl
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAAmjbIWOJ
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDhURNDzdQ
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6V3hzKnMiz
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHeZpSY0Bc
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRpU4YtaNB
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVoaPZtdB1
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoci5J5ahha
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V6b8nmeu4
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqH2bOQRodt
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BBQRm81eK
「你又識咩？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpngqT7mH4
「唔識。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTJJVeog8z
「哈哈哈！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhMcKwEtpa
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rR6hi61cX
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVlPOumVj8
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvAxBZpPgy
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdWxfAYELJ
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaRTM9go0Q
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJPEFBUPTs
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90YqoSJp14
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaKmF91Sp0
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGT5E1QGAi
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOoWL3joWw
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSNZAVDrW4
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLSc8c3Uu2
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCjvllD3ly
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrekyAkeCDh
「阿公！？阿公！？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gjl1TZ2sl
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukyY2tVS8N
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5su8LAIAR
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KlnUuuHLS
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1LBxcvIDp
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HEa0ZxWUi
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLGPAEITpS
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NI6NW2Riw
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Xz8x4NHTU
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpNH1raXn5
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93PQuktGvT
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYR1tRassDu
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvcpYa3qkn
「哇丫！哇丫！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnS24CN0ND
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVClHNLJt97
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRI86jFd9r
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvgSlTi8Wl
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH67pswzRDY
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXO1nQBRfT
場面怪異中帶D寒意…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72JQSbHjte
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq2zf7ZvTt
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs2SnNgsde
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0EOUf2fcE
「停止呼吸！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuY9qgD1Uq
「扮同類啦！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m3Maa81Ff
「仲講，走啦！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXccr2aPg4
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWRfhR2sUI
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3wzYbCQxf
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA2gOsghIm
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zQcIZcspl
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBBbaelBU4
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpZN3H7YYb
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSZ4Yycp2G
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKWx756V3r
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbuJaiLI0Z
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m8YJ2VDRY
(呯嘭~！)948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq8bsahIXt
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnC95CzJba
我頂！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfElYZv3Fs
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90k2a54NdH
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUuYPwLwUu
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbUd76hCgq
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZmMTtVvz9
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIoJlC2E9R
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR0dqFeQcB
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19wtRlSVuH
「鳳凰擺架！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQupxthybfD
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbM2H68tYA
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr3Cdnfyxz
「大波翻雲破！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWERXtrf3UI
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEAHOyTSMB
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6XOyEya74
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqui0UD6AXO
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqjMboZ3rv
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsoS54qEUI
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS0OslQcyA
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VYNlEnn4C
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JnhLEKyao
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREkLRIfjWV
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9D6GT5sLxm
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY8NC4FyAR
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0mPIrlJ5F
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXtAEoQ5H0
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54AEeANX8Y
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qkBnG8z8B
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UWuhfBh54
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAQf8TwHeP
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSnozJZUev
「判官？」我問。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdNMnt2LFl
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Fdma52Jqj
(待續)948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YgTvo2Les
下集預告︰948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyXnS4V7HF
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsQq2WEgss
