第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEmby7pRvo
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VUuBTEl3H
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5gNAub0h1
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzHnAXjieP
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGajBMSP5Cr
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUtuZNdCag
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b5QsBUeN6
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcS62Bs7tv
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJ88psJnTu
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q2L6vMunQ
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdl7PHB2E9
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxuJq4bQYQ
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOna3yt6MRo
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1IvGIIqa6
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3WxR4MNkT
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmutABnpGI
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhepWBjsBNM
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g7qmrR0J6
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mKgadBtUo
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF9aK9X8E0
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac73a7uhNv
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OlL7EFYnI
「你又識咩？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2vLfVszT5
「唔識。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCKqKnWLJ8
「哈哈哈！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VrYDsa0Dz
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Wo0taafHl
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9LmTlddWe
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLP0M1gGJO
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSe4y79QDQ
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEwhiLto2g
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvG8FSybEV
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1gaI1vBm8
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmBEmz4jzU
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34WhdQlstc
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGV6XHIRlI
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcErucjYna9
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYgfX8C7Sl
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1IZuCdm6Z
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjz5tfdk0v
「阿公！？阿公！？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40sWUFu8wO
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsd3idB4ew
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvx4H4elUwi
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyBsATfU2u
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOA8Qg0fhmA
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUv9SCyLF5
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIub8Qp5VW
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHCa9pPaYS
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBDa5694uW
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHAuddXiaD
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsO9i56w4SK
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3czq2jH64r
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAequvjXEx8
「哇丫！哇丫！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSQeeAASHk
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoXcfJTWi5
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAti1p2Vy9
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzD7xsjWjh
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKJNNgNN4y
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIigOQFaPy
場面怪異中帶D寒意…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD3iYXmUha
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGtt9ZeE3A
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVMQwKjkJy
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIMDgYcoBE
「停止呼吸！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBbJFRaQ5a
「扮同類啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWVwU7dIFo
「仲講，走啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvYYT2JJHH
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ziERX5M8Z
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ832evVdCXF
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKgZRDxr7S
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggCxXD4UNG
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDekJnuSio
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo53r8HoA4
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBztN6AROS5
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRd8VGe7zyY
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8Op3AegtP
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm03uDYNO6J
(呯嘭~！)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKlfLT93md
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcZdNOT9pt
我頂！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DWoAzUe4B
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YuZAWWvnc
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLdD0rwnzL
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITBt61Rh3u
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsx7ZIfhCj
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3TfSx6SlS
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsbXxinjMX
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76SIxxCHVq
「鳳凰擺架！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5yJaI44UV
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSq1x8QfTq
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeaZy3D5T8
「大波翻雲破！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRIOvtqo21
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ0c20DBeI
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb6p8K1Bev
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5faB8aOrU
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b4SwUd3oR
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyXcP92oM4
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE9RtapHr2
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09XC3w9h6M
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDWOq5npTg
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oXG4qgd1f
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ChMRSCsNo
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLtfarh6pr
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipZQYv68nm
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uMqybA32Q
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpDNQLPFV8
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcwI7nu8fW
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB9OvLGjYE
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08OWguE5Og
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9FGNdc6Gj
「判官？」我問。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwyFe2u5ZA
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODu63GYRdW
(待續)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBxr216Vx8
下集預告︰835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQWYHcOw8V
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hu7bhOuWj
