第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwYW3ZsUaQ
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSM4NJnRKw
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBBX5ip0mT
我嘅上一集…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnS074BOq6
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPDlFfaPrW
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrmPLv3PuJ
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI88dKco25p
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiFdLhsWu6
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9PC2Qvb2X
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl3irzg4pg
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaOZapVEYj
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeMdVpo0yy
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LRJBtGAFi
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZRLZKesEk
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLjXHmg5gy
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uUroWZK9L
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiV9Qu5pos
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzpNqSZbjA
「咪住！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDhMJPZRPK
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51DWY9WBqs
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QZHqWz0cv
「咩話？二郎神？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj2sgSDl1R
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdkJ1xN3j4
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOLeXIbXHf
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPEQLBRSGY
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9MagEEiJg
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUs7EEvrQS
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLku0a3Vwr
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYh36d2boM
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBGKbNLbkX
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qkeNEJQCS
我無奈到唔想講嘢…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFfgl9eIJG
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDq2gvtLJ80
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYskzD1ouPf
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomj48uqdL9
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmh7GdHNDN
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVikadLhRHV
「…歌聲魅影！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciHQEQATgk
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BglKfgxpP
好在唔使佢出手咋。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BN52LyiB5
「…動感十字死光！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv6J7wGnCp
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHnUeqFSPU
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka6nb2DvCZ
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczTd5FG4u8
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM8wIcApKG
「咁正常對決啦…」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZS8agSg0K
…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfalyURN6y8
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhDVKukyQP
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi5rFAYyNO
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26t40LvAui
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiasMnRrw8e
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspFynbaH2H
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ylyfMDy96
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUss4G1TcI
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BTrcHhWrl
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL0LvLalgv
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vpQmlWUzV
…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNteo4eFmJZ
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYuAAy39Ir
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHhWB3uIb9
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5SV3SYaRc
幾秒過後，白雲散去…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsqp0QY62U
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5ZVt9YAHO
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjwqmOlCVA
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFNBwiQ3gw
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OVGGvSgpC
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyRGmkMMkO
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3zBmURq0t
將「二郎神」撞開…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡes3maI4LQA
「哎吔！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc9Kc8tvFC
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKxbRlUHgO
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaKDXF9aGD
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IKatS2mMe
我就襯呢個時候…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsT5s6HtRw
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQQyzqgJB0
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSYyOUdgBF
「咁點算啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BJoa0Fxx7
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiqudhOllP
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxthFJLE3cE
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90qEKis7gv
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEGnvMDnU2
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtRgvoovVl
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhptRLvLHuW
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFQQgAGXAK
「邪影勾魂斬！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoHfBYyZ7s
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz06QBvTau
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx69mQzZS7m
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfY2u8N3hi
「陰魂歸天！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsolQBZdJUS
向上一斬…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIfBHyaSR7
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRvnCqepgw
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4eSLCCSL4
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8vz46L3yE
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGP9l4gJdu
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhw1JwcKh4
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp4OiTjUnv
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6c1VwIYLN
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bD8PDYUPo
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe3f8kzRME
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz36OlSrux
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwJzrAdjFv
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQcjTiFFhD
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlkVAwd3Fo
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamZsg5goUh
「冇錯！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXGujUDp7x
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs2V7RlWaK
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TYUp4iyk8
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pCYQuiEvk
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeWcTp8Fbl
刀光劍影之快…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrdr8w6Fjg
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYt9KvIdYb
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWg0WecXwK
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO1qRHMw2s
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRkGSvBn1A
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjUBx7fV6A
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dXK9Qnwwh
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2MddsdRl3
打咗幾百個合。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4hQ4eVbmt
之後突然…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQi7KXHWMF
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmE7iZu0b2
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J0AoCZdyK
「係PAKKA啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQIgsEDRLm
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj7hnVPZtI
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxTkWF9Fa2
(待續)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTUxwngbUA
下集預告︰747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSjK3lMlDT
河仙？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyzsYKThi3
註解︰747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWP0eMsTPF
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIaqv59Qov
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdXLK5F9tZ
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATuukWEUjL
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f5yBqIYp9
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4qUlo36TM
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrvgaOfySM
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzq2fZKX1j
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