第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLlsEbgRoa
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJjFlSnXi5
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw91jjOBYZI
我嘅上一集…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyoEQhR1aI
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiwxJKV12x
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP2GOu1xp2
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDD3NNZQvE
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjiL0diLHp
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1S56o0uuH
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffORK4VKuF
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniZmZMte7i
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiAjlYllZO
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM3t0jEzWB
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlAH3E7Amf
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSQTREguvj
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7QAbOX5yk
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqlbBz33d7
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GoK4z0IdW
「咪住！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mtZeRq8VN
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3t31BXN4g
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUWhZVpzyj
「咩話？二郎神？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXoj4hcrRs
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhHbUYSsjl
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdEF7HyWEi
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaYSCb6jaq
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3VrQRKpn1
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr5b3lcpEs
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDubHMoyCA
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmCu9hWPRH
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlWay2MG4D
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnIkJ5rSes
我無奈到唔想講嘢…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzHACFsLeG
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCXziIQnyo
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkd32AyBuj8
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL6h14858f
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK1LNv0QoE
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HGp40Hx4W
「…歌聲魅影！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhpUaea4Ln
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJa2jxNCbN
好在唔使佢出手咋。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ846XHShxb0
「…動感十字死光！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHHotGV5x8
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3OkWr88gr
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwYS7epGKD
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xJfEEfwko
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1un4sijKK
「咁正常對決啦…」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHIwBZLa59
…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrC9DgKuh5
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa77payhkXc
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURQqjJwpr2
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgBZgSyqjN
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEPo9hN5VI
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGKGecVdQK
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyXv80kyLw
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJTYGhFeVy
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAorAtIXu5
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXTrKWm4Gu
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTj4ZFJmT5
…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTda3W90CN
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvRfBvEzC3
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyIn3oy6rD
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2aCbzkxsF
幾秒過後，白雲散去…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOrwzOSZpF
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdb23Tih8b
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkrIXhQY5L
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RMbfsRdWd
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPetvEuHVbr
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbzctkiaJ3
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYGwTRcb2D
將「二郎神」撞開…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwMSUsEuJv
「哎吔！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JjUd3HkGo
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PyXWK2NN4
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OS2vREvhX
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTawut6MY0
我就襯呢個時候…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKnfdNxFGg
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo6NbqjnTo
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SyqQ6V28c
「咁點算啊？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoe5xbXMfo
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBdfDMhi0Q
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVZoBNCcTo
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H87LeC2c2
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWteeIKgh7x
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYnyaGrLH5
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcqhfCasiK
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt86a87NWa
「邪影勾魂斬！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcAQ9UN3hs
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCjJtxr4j8
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe2z5jRH2p
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8o8ZI9QoB
「陰魂歸天！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41uu4nnC9y
向上一斬…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbIKh8YOlM
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYI8ci7GrGQ
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajPlsbHGM9
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQAFTUIUi4
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMkNwDrsRE
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6JxLiBb8z
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI3vjjLjfZ
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLrZtT8sZL
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrect93LIF6
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fZWxOOkDm
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0mg7n7AIz
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdEKO2klmV
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTF7cCdnSK
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgrD10JxYm
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPS4qVLWIt
「冇錯！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3LFyIxcsA
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5HODgNbZZ
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLcIPJJHeQ
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8T0VKrb5U
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHlipqdIM8
刀光劍影之快…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqlXvXhia7
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsXaQ4JBXn
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyNyBFGeuz
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKhObx5qy1
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR09hyqnMLH
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmFPd4P3Ij
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7d7tXzwno
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch5m9PC4yV
打咗幾百個合。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVILcivFgYJ
之後突然…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvQdC1s2eC
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3xOhit5AD
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EstAiOOBR
「係PAKKA啊！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOiJYt4QyZ
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz0YWCNtNk
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0134WA7wZo
(待續)757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDiePjTb1g
下集預告︰757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AxKX0p6OP
河仙？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FFpG72APy
註解︰757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFxOfDAV61
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlxRTtHzQs
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDmnxsCe8u
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6wMs0akd3
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oZ5AZ4UVw
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rQgiAbmIQ
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtBOtQKpls
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvClr3BWMB
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA2TyX7haC
