第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq7tmhi20o
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmyb1TgWgA
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoeK09EzCA
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUuKKxkGmm
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4DkiPaMzq
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRam47xdT9
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsuYxMDnjL
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1gpLEKvwX
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfjwTFut4i
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMOADuPmLo
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFGnD0Zs3v
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbb9xGkl5B
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAaDZhtSwx
咁都俾你發現添。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwdb4cKjXj
好，即刻開始！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vkkCf5Mok
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQllHNU8tZ
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEK98noUu60
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOrMNezENh
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zFB4SLB7N
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6TKlMdGgc
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVLffJUoHr
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSxQYvJsmw
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudFAp5RLFk
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9YCHholSR
公仔死咗，女友發火…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3a2VoI0tQ
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPhAz95h0B
「鬼王」趴咗街…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2NyaTjc4w
本來都已經奄奄一息…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWdWtckbKr
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke3CcXjng5
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz6Dvwm2Ew
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefFqsskQSi
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLod5d48Wpi
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5w3MPeCXr
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5vof3HbQQ
好，呢一集正式開始！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ovQGCQUBa
(而家先開始？)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPVmEekzsP
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoG3Kk53ukj
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhcAVXZkVP
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZfY471EJA
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWeteNkZpu
係「井上」先生啊！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA0FOJF61O
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkeFfl1yIq
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxr3zPzhwR
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWrtAECtWn
「我笑又關你事呀？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtItTyT05g
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbSdYDvx1d
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3NbHDmUe9
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQ5CJAba8d
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkBnfvfp0e
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5ZpNoLwjW
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEWJgO8CfT
「就憑你？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRnpOqQKl6
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MQbh7guf1
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1hNkGazsJ
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUJONgytmb
「九陽草薙！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkKpqgvuMY
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cnPB6GwcZ
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPbfUifSH7
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjdJoWS5o2
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcnf1QNuGE
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtjfObP2DN
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVIvFTG9nD
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZa3Jlw3jIN
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRtNQNBivZ
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10z171ZDTJ
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rHoMCYzZV
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtzARx0E00
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxHO0Y99kz
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRF94uYM45
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm0n8989PZ
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj65R1vjFY
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwr5Dw7BG7N
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRpEYqLNZJ
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZWYBagu2y
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPhO1mn0WC
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoE50RUW3m
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzFoY1HpZB
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡha15NXTqh2
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPOCvl9DrC
「又點解啊？」大家問。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIoTQW1qgd
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5Bc3Yawd8
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN7IdImXWq
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv7KJjbto9
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqitajXEsIz
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHU7Qxj7a7
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy0qZhSEFr
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpDNBdJGuq
好在…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4DSRvoK6d
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5kdsYv4Mz
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqj0TqXeN8N
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy76tXdCh5O
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8Lze4AIMC
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzkGzP7482
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRYKliHwUO
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVwzrDU1a4
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30FQwOqVpc
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguhDPmyjWN
「冇可能！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNbf2basLG
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg43tHnJwzf
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9IYUSFtfQ
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABKeTY12K0
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpsjc4MfSz
最後一吓…(插~！)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbTLAYX5qn
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpkdsOMNdF
………794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qYzFb9QDb
但係…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt3nwd8mV0
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybkKAyGqtu
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK5TeeGMuD
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uAFguCYqW
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo7W79tjIL
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA6wxblonE
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVGlOnzc2c
突然…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbGU3lTfOy
(嚓~！) 一聲…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI9MQVb5gP
咩事啊？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8Y1ElStal
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9rFHMpxJ7
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtHAknOiPn
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQMzOWZRMN
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKdSIg0WEs
(待續)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJ97f8hVNm
下集預告︰794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mUcBK7J0h
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNh7eBFLyym
註解︰794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlKPBcNQFL
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3OLFYX220
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy7klpZ1SN
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3cdIDCIyE
