第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMGi3hWNZg
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJiYaep6EE
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJuuycZPU0
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAucPR9GgnT
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMGg07OuYp
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqImX6y0gow
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisqqiFDCj3
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFrcy1iH5B
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceEa8VCPbH
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUE2xDySya
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh8rRmFVS5
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufLKfgEsyC
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPQMhKsgOX
咁都俾你發現添。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JMoq7K2NF
好，即刻開始！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzn9h0lcf7
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dmdafjoBb
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYQxst9N9f
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKGNmXDiNb
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXO686ntdg
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9T6ErUlKw
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS5VHPavn8
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrX1uf0gVr
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsE7PdqENFK
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeYQhxboXz
公仔死咗，女友發火…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkjWPuNyGv
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCm2pP9ER9Q
「鬼王」趴咗街…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkCj6Nj69D
本來都已經奄奄一息…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvvOdJJSrE
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdq6xaKRmR
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCqsUxpGzo
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmQ9g7t8L5
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy0mqQjJ0s
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTdPJw05z7
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCGyLcGw7K
好，呢一集正式開始！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0vBH4cKZZ
(而家先開始？)894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkmwWCPbu1
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tA4NaoSkm
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lw4qkJvi8
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMCsaepbZY
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcuBKBqWEw
係「井上」先生啊！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvGE8YkiAT
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89NGncTyr6
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvVjMijxjM
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoWq6I0096
「我笑又關你事呀？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9LvRh7MWQ
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguvuxjGcPm
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVgPfuuRCp
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWLLHePPz7
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d9jyQZITk
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHmEJuwsIZ
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlOFfBx2wZ
「就憑你？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQm7oPjZTg
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRajNYKhLE
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0Cc32uLAk
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN4wwAo26f
「九陽草薙！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBese1DW1J3
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTjVbUWbXT
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6V298Y1iGp
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWyrqHbnN9
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUr5kpIKnL
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ALUFor4F0
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZr89xlCeA
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6OPMMbjqZ
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVpwILdICU
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHxKokwa5u
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuDTputEp8
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7lK83AGji
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzL1l7yeNk
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8v80pzoe8
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7dQ1Ig9PS
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTsCvt01A6
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgskM57okm
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWYM9P01eg
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUzfWQGUbO
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxRRzbsOGd
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF7qwl0O7R
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNuXXmbC3m
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc3lFKZoF5
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTob7V2WzH
「又點解啊？」大家問。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vK2ZVod1x
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSjL7LGkk2
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ifq4ZS709
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOQ3e2z55o
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCGyft30Tg
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPUS7bSB8D
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVzMJWN9gK
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOTJNsB9Bx
好在…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGQMmGopKZ
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOdsipe3cX
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiBImqcg8l
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0spQ80XYBM
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakY5m6HZmG
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtUjWyBlY5
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6tYwz4BEO
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhmAJy8dYR
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO7lWYeouc
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2H5pUN0cc
「冇可能！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6maJ0bG0Vu
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRCqLhi2zU
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuhQpsf4d8
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJDOyJYXhI
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4sbB9kdnP
最後一吓…(插~！)894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAj1Ok4KUO
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJA6UJyAkY
………894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnN1zVVmzn
但係…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQwpSlOiNX
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmjmdGDMdA
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFxfIOLn02
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJKcwspW4B
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ113fQYJGQZ
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RokhrOnwL
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDw8bRI3h9
突然…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlScBaxd4Br
(嚓~！) 一聲…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbvzl8yBsF
咩事啊？894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAJsA7k6b8
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmffR4LjVoz
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex5kaZUTrS
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5k3Zs2S9D
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwAyhaw5Qb
(待續)894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohr4bVZvcn
下集預告︰894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITv0Da0sdj
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y8fG1gFZj
註解︰894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSkCq5wat3
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAbacYbW5q
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8e28XKpzF
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyq1FoRYaJb
