第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBMtJ4o3YO
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oRN8RDTcT
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVavjNJRRL
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVhX6FUp0R
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVZnP382yd
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurbYER5eVo
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJC2s5MZ8S
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZHxempotr
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClh0hlSYDe
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeEAVi6cuQ
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORf2dQD3Ro
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljqfYClBTN
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk9lpuB6U0
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSGxatM8At
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mkqeZTOr5
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6pmNjIfwS
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYp2i13EiI
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAQG8qZml9
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZUPPFFuha
至於佢自己本人就…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwOkfN6Xk6
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY3ncFnx66
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mxBKvU0yc
好似蓄勢待發咁…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesOxV0kFUo
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSuSoIKYty
「好！」光管陳回應。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vOm5wbzU1
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OPnrZTMR8
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIf6qH3ErV
「慳D啦你！」我講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZAC5xqIk3
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PRfEx0LY8
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHC2V0z558
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZq38tnNhAG
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC6iNG70Nq
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHmpzFr2f6
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE0yg0xPmw
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT5DZYGXTW
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFVUODe8bE
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv593sdxRob
(攀 ~！)754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtyrP19eNu
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbyGkXECnu
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVqKtOK7F1
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAeMcA98W1
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡII3zYhMtVg
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi73PjtIPux
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TWECJQrdJ
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAF8VIFptVM
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDNsjH0PWT
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3p4qL1kXc
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVczZJHqszH
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iERcr1ZvA
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRQSwtubUx
「九曲追魂劍！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtd2GJ0KOh
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y4Qm3Fn8u
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMVkZn5MKG
「我閃！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIBazSDj5n
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDV7HShcri
「我避！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SW1wxabTD
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xOwwX3Jxp
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcy3zIZqPl
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y8F9kNTWh
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrQnRtzjGy
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbmeChhEmx
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezuj5wZgS5
「我再閃！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEgpDPNaMR
「我再避！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEPK0sTnvx
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7YfRjXvrQ
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYzPXtDF2C
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAF59hXhjv
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFdD0Ldew1
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukuuVR3IEx
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9wDNZjKiz
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9eJ1cE5sP
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY39KjvIoqN
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb1HOxwLr7
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY30fapiFsD
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77J3jG7T45
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiptVAJzqbW
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDecWkTQDNq
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhuIu960By
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgglq71HLNV
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksQNsTruku
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eyD7cogdR
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp7CKnvcho
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1CMm1O7fn
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZTPVkUu1c
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNBReSbhBM
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKb54n8taAA
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RRFArUsgA
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIqq8St95b
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62YooK27ty
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUEL1uZsHg
(待續)754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMifKPW0UH2
下集預告︰754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzrlvAcloF
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzKvUjn1El
註解︰754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEdnn0AvRf
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbMgqubaqJ
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Be36ijtMC
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrs6TeVhBCH
