第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kc6SN0nrg
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfweGZOmOO5
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacxsSpTbMl
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUftMD8GrF
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vNAlxh9b9
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTRqvgw8w1
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvupHG2m8KE
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVM6Lc4Dj5
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLkVBSp1op
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKJ5mpUG1g
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmemM6sBzsm
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOqxPvsMMs
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4ahops7Hf
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKJs1e24lR
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvItwO4orDG
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o46TPhfSZ
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYJoDGuv3l
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oSrxzuUou
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh2zPbR34e
至於佢自己本人就…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkZlrAS82D
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O94q0h6QJ
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tImSFyfRC
好似蓄勢待發咁…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQczaz8xdS
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUE8FRackz
「好！」光管陳回應。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZGrsRsmv0
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K48FbznCN
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4tqP6apx7
「慳D啦你！」我講。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHCvarVswZ
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96PN9uTV0Y
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8kNazK1wA
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXD7lOewQd
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6T2GnHv87
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3YOOs25GI
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI1Gh1ZPOj
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwWOFDaL8m
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlr2oLQ6su
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESLNjZpk89
(攀 ~！)655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxySF288FfS
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2uwevH341
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgvNQ25YVR
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCzMqoxeqz
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH4cKcUuWE
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5u8kGr0xu
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qpWMORjLs
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSadkM6gpcb
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsD7rJ1JMa
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTFPgM0v0B
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocD6Dx01V0
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z3eUQ9Pc0
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gVFolwc7V
「九曲追魂劍！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizGoq4yYVj
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFv9vkltmd
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WLBoCYLVr
「我閃！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifJKMkDsn4
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OlwVCGEqZ
「我避！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkeb9wBZlc
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQebPRobR7
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2wBhPHfWX
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bfx84LlJk
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUs6uZWovdO
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJFprbWk1T
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHooDT8xhq
「我再閃！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sEOqKsEXv
「我再避！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWSZKW3cdM
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg88jadgYGI
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb06zGkBAkP
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05jRsN10nx
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2lkDYxyv8
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0TI7dawxs
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvsb7Ma9kD
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3tJvJuEqY
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHTFenjUUx
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIntzVsTQ6
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjttpvLpIh9
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlefOGsVEo
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoKPHWMIcl
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30T1SC6LFn
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroCUNSEiMj
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDUQ4vdgW7
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJ5VXKmsSq
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGLXiwmrvb
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtNtUQvi9K
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGdWEPlIi5
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUluwKKlNe
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4eKIW8JoX
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi0IxBlrP8
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ560qlPbiKk
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQXI5NhiMJ
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XAWnxsFm3
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPYGSsmDhA
(待續)655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbzdbTNYX8
下集預告︰655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIl8cOaQdZ
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNFjmvz3U4
註解︰655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs359bgSnS5
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyqrsdcNvf
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNpjfH9yNP
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaotTtjOuA
