第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawoKMs6cEk
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdJZjKVnaZ
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv8VriAjXH
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK8nKx8OCg
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHEh0nVRjb
…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCV9OBoIhF
「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r3mF989H1
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwauBu460dx
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtWffBEBHl
但係原來…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DeGYSzcvH
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GV1jXb2xD
不過…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFTbaBiKnt
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU04ERWzUB
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiDUtPtaf0
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSyM6zznrD
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgztmSUglLT
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S6huj9dhj
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WkBvRGGC8
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RY95xOV2S
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ34TfAqfS
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkDytIlMGf
「毒河水炮！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtziJqOMSv
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TUCaGFzEG
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh4knKPePa
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQUeA64X9Q
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxckgXWieOb
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3r3tPMNJJ
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoPrTy2iwf
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfeN3oIp4L
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7SgnfNcZL
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL50zNwOqz
「衰仔，重色輕我。」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNckqvgmkC
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k4dP4nN5n
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk13zzbOV9
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOVNk2GqUt
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHVFVo5nV3
總算頂得住…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRHxVCA6Ea
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1bkoLgNgH
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnzytrJ22T
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6zihVGcFF
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmfDgQvAkv
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2KJHOXa0c
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB6KVTEwED
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUmKnMMTgT
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk6PJmUNbo
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n4IQqlg9V
「冥河鬼爪~！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwt3afKIlIY
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDKJKVy01l
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjuZQaIjeh
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WlnEADzya
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG38RtvUbKL
之後佢雙手合拾…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvJnRZO7aJ
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfzlOoJBPh
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy49rEnWTND
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyM9Xw5DUD
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQEK0WKlU4
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M3gbX5MsW
…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipA61pmLTY
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7p3LK2q6q
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sYSmagC8P
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl0Kt9pi0b
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBU29OYhLmn
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw2mnoaAfw
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbnVvW9oiW
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoch5Y868D1
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fjVo8qTos
攪到呢招成個食物咁。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzWh9mAZjn
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc4WOszTIG
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv2Um23aD2
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRmTvXZJ8A
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDKmIX1vo6
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5cRW8fxA3
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTg47b4tmV
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubSHraInbW
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtTPr0p5LY
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVbDaTgjim
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ScYStCqx4
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9roUy2VSL4
「好！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYft6BqpZFY
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4s6dVeWVL
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUW0ZREia4
我想回應佢，但係突然…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kSClBHpIX
「哇~丫~！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyp0hDRuRg
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrY2KSRkAR
吞咗「春麗」！？664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Q49iE1aiX
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjjc9Dno5J
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8UP0jUQf0
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSXjR3PEQr
…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8nixGblbB
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC2ZUPKwrt
「哇~丫~！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIsmMnMTPP
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IFSDHp7dx
嚇到跌咗入井…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6UNUYtYcH
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyRSTSLMq8
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n329rDGNz
(噗~！)664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIxb8BbKlF
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp0vdXSK7n
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvLtN6WF4N
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQRaKqBY8E
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yRHIKYp5Q
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V5XCcFQX7
過咗一陣…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6k1nGp2uo
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wmI6w94ZX
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUS8zevCm5
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCPyMliRdF
我真係俾佢激到想死！664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhd43kslQR3
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawqFYlYlB9
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1K2yAMSy4m
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qFt9OJvHX
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9FamXZx9l
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvqThzTHOs
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJeft2e2ib
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWSr0jtrHO
我連繩頭都見唔到。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtdubhlreq
「駁！長！D！啦！」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR08VJpbqXt
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFLumeDTLK
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNoVwDu6L0
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKF32wSW0i
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ACM21b93l
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgnekiXkG3
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT48oTfvJqL
「你踩完未啊？」664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3z5SeoYUS
我…踩完未？唔通…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxI6eG0M5Z1
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgwYSxVywe
(待續)664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4PZhrx245
下集預告︰664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnhNP4YGNQ
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2ypFPwkD5
註解︰664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZIiw9Q9p3
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ312J9wbTrp
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手664Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGKMQvtK3p
