第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wKYFgsE9Y
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDqIIEghsp
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugRlFHoWqD
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡep1zeVR5Hq
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM19krScyg
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkmeSPDWUm
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fKuybv4GE
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCI9OxboQX
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EsYQEKo7d
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4AUEs3xEW
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EyYclR3a2
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBtDMNnmz8
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAqRVqw1qZ
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWHLmDQ4Ga
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeuK6ZK25I
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhEKkCSsZf
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnLp8CCYGs
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKB3mHCu10l
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2RlKj8kpM
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4W3huhX6m
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm97hmXxW7E
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUDI0eBBs0
「你又識咩？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZcwxYynES
「唔識。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1np7nAcBd7
「哈哈哈！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqjtKF4Lue
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj05Nkd0mHs
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtoIz8FIY4
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm7qTshlQf
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog250XN0Kz
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufOBO98IJk
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAIsx7Wfe9
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThh8nkTgpS
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKyEdyRrUI
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hfy4qRbd5
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU7R8PPHYx
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZ6QDzP7o6
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiWIMQq2Ru
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMEI7DPdgN
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY2NqlVFKH
「阿公！？阿公！？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXFMMuH5Xn
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolTULsYHnZ
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgDuiqKAzR
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K3qzDDNDJ
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWsh4XSvVn
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWl13Hv0YO
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEbuRMXmJB
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDdJhVrIbi
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyFuUSILrg
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U9MpdQS3m
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq2JfL19LK
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90PgxGIMPg
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZkQTojXYE
「哇丫！哇丫！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldlSPhTzra
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KrKw8hiWh
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCrJV2oc0W
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Kpe9pBBtL
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLt9tmeWFJ
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8lWVun0FM
場面怪異中帶D寒意…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvtAsPapwu
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP78cRpi6UQ
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaZ5HPKjOT
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuAiFF9Pxk
「停止呼吸！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPZXXI5Ipd
「扮同類啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX8P26A2rn
「仲講，走啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOhAw0IfRz
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡui4xzDH1Kb
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxdA5WNffr
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVB3Skmsae
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0W36hjDmYz
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mnpeX1JnH
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PDaJKs3hH
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWU3iduW1W
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbhcku7qnW
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlauknvRYAE
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH6BLG8iYV
(呯嘭~！)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8s3wx5Oba
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhXKRS9ILu
我頂！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisxSxKELkX
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRMsD5KXLa
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa6HPfJwNa
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC7JrZmzb6
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC8W8c7mi1
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbMPzbUVlB
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnocVyrLBsw
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TWljXTofk
「鳳凰擺架！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NgJli15j1
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivJo30BSke
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBluhffjBpJ
「大波翻雲破！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5H5jhcDZj
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8adTJqcgg
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GjH9JjpHO
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3iNzxnnJi
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCSRMhbrPF
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVUja84rAu
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhFHkEzuF1
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiYL45qdh8
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSijUGxDp9
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HbK3Yj7t3
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hDruacq8K
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN51AYrCwIt
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPeI0JmbKE
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnlmjsmyUn
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXK5yachpJ
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpVzSgPSAM
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDNtDQN7fZ
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyixaVpQUlo
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStJLV9CGBz
「判官？」我問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIhQMZwp3U
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTk4eeh16C8
(待續)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3Gx8sijMm
下集預告︰841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJmFcbzdbG
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyFxVd6IuB
