第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8P2xi9JDA
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjOZahpLvo
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvvvO4SxQQ
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDhLnIrrTd
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBthCF922bw
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoY2C2pvSZ
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZae3hEdnKD
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrVhZSqg9i
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzhS3hjfJ7
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH4qMY3i2g
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmTqX3kNot
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyx6FIIQN9
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vKVB88NDx
咁都俾你發現添。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNGiD4j6ef
好，即刻開始！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27xZXF8fQy
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5y7jrrHfQ
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEu1UJ8JyN
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf7E1CCokM
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRKsfw0kvE
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQhCbKIb5R
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9Q3I6c8MR
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzisn3ES9me
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL254WcJfo
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbkQDiiqRu
公仔死咗，女友發火…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawKBANLoun
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSv27c3aaX2
「鬼王」趴咗街…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFY3jsF1fq
本來都已經奄奄一息…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2OmtYPHu7
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuutxcnVfU
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejMkYAh6H3
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2HeCkI0pU
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7RhQdkb13
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnhmU4I9OG
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0giIH49YdG
好，呢一集正式開始！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrP8dCZhkTy
(而家先開始？)811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC21N7fLILL
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vPEpOPY9y
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWQp6YuJ6C
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJosBebMLK
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILKewlDtcB
係「井上」先生啊！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvvyGOclkM
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpioJNvwjL9
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUcKtoHYyj
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBCLDZfhSX
「我笑又關你事呀？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQepo216Tp5
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBUgPvt4Fs
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYDU7CEeJ3
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEY3s5UE9d
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9DMZbAQyc
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7n4A891Hr
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTKk4kKsHZ
「就憑你？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcJI0nUkxY
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWbSeINdxf
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejvGaTUPxs
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK4hjpSEYQ
「九陽草薙！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4Uh86a6s0
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0liinjUET
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8jaOxf15b
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSfYKnZnrX
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS3ZZsJKWa
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMu9foGihkM
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfasgJRfWjI
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB0OIOlKlQ
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLznysAhvbl
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7yCNCLOPS
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PA4FjNDrx
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvJQu7RYta
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUPkb5diMH
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzFhU7ePJ7
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0Pp7fLYBN
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ14Twf70VL
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMyjBDtOqn
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwKwdaBj6k
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23jBgqAXjm
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgaP10R1W8
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXc7qEDa494
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfom6iRCluI
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBdk4NEQnj
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy78E4WFX0
「又點解啊？」大家問。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8BGmVBhl3
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbdjeUvyo7
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AG1tsDt9T
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7ZVlaTMzS
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8995DOpoZ
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmQC4ZXokF
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVhwTTOnxv
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUAXiM3526
好在…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8qzjEPbno
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyY5EhCJDX
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGpqeg5Twp
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggjzsVqsdT
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuIc1sxUdX
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XP2E8uILj
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOeY3vKpPp
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP0P464IIF
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYIejeYsLR
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBet1Xzpoq8
「冇可能！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ480rqcrZ6E
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4zVCxb3Nj
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddgjhNYuxH
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbY0yzhJvX
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqTCFSllwW
最後一吓…(插~！)811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BAtXZBN4t
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRZwUDE5EQ
………811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0onV1xBieF
但係…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcC6o1t7YE
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyeHG50gsq
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNkHhd3lsp
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINMHoZotOH
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WVZ1fPkgs
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9kElINEC1
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPai6XBHsX
突然…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bLf9vFBdf
(嚓~！) 一聲…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0W2W7MlGg
咩事啊？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGbbQ7S2NS
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYS9MT7Acs5
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TVSHU2gwJ
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhOv8i0ivo
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSia8B3bqk
(待續)811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbNQiHMxL4
下集預告︰811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxelbtxvC7
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRREGvsxMt
註解︰811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH16eF0LJ3
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPrZx1dCwX
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKOSr26z5c
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYYCMgLVzK
