第109集 ~ 輝︰我多咗招勁招，鳳凰火炎又出現埋添！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM1wHYcVdM
阿明個死仔就好啦，墮崖死都有小倩陪。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbMpU4VKWk
(頂你個制丫！我係死就返嚟整鬼死你！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64b41nScqU
唔CHOK吓你，點知道你安全啊？你安全我就放心晒喇。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hoHlG6faI
欣欣嗰邊有「南龍」喺度，仲有佢個可怕嘅家姐喺度，我一早就好放心啦。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDHoLfECzf
你諗吓，欣家姐可怕到連「南轅」呢D級數嘅高手都照昆。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAXkGD9D2p
至於我呢邊，因為大家分咗做三邊，我怕讀者會亂啊，所以…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfkV093aEI
都係講返少少上一次D嘢當重溫吓先…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCwA3Lkago
上次，「達叔」由「達摩」變咗做「愛野戰美奈子」…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lr10SZkc2
為嘅就係要對付「西斜」余二十召喚出嚟嘅「大銅武神」。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhZ6eTshaX
「光管陳」就召喚「玉麟金劍」嚟對付「西斜」嘅「九曲追魂劍」…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTBZelelxK
仲出埋佢嘅「鳳凰七重天」添。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGrTvVa4zv
但係佢哋一個沈悶，一個嘔心，我唯有悶悶地自己去搵人打…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmPnmJxUKC
喺我面前嘅係一個攻擊型石兵陣，石兵陣中有個石頭將軍…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWttKSMyOXF
我嘅「慧眼」悉英雄就騎住我，我就騎住「居居」，手就揸住把三尖兩刃槍…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DGizyzneU
而家直衝緊埋去石頭將軍度，我要…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7pEOhgNkQ
「擒賊先擒王！蝦~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0BEXJL7t2
(碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nnveQ49XG
「接我銀槍！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFxrAMJC3i
「護駕，石兵圍剿！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQuP2ML6DR
突然一堆盾牌兵衝咗出嚟保護住「石頭將軍」，其他石兵就想嚟圍剿我…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRxkJL2du7
我即刻用盡奶力旋轉一發…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEE2zpdOW1
(嘭嘭嘭嘭嘭~)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoydnBGW20t
地下爆出幾條裂痕，總算阻到D石兵行埋我度…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEAZ5SSFpO
「乾位虛，坤位入，轉巽位，艮位為終結，一擊石將軍，必斃！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcyYc95B7V
「英雄」突然咁嗌，我唯有咁回應佢…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWtWIaHjKW
「阿英雄，學乜人做我慧眼啫？完全溝通唔到囉，WHAT柒YOU SAY啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEQC1av0zJ
「Eee…咁啦，左邊後方有個空位，你而家扮嘢向你右後方走，再逆時針高速兜個圈去「石頭將軍」後面…」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9yd5yJgd6
「一早咁講啦！蝦~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxbkXTke7z
我根據「練馬師」指示再次策騎，走去右後面再高速兜去「石頭將軍」後面…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdOb1K9vCE
點知D石兵移動速度唔夠我隻馬王「居居」快…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QFoGSURe4
我似乎再快跑多一百米左右就可以對正「石頭將軍」個背脊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuc0DuCpRF
…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKd53U6cOI
「好！到位！超級無敵篤背脊！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JemqoEO9K
我騎住「居居」一吓飛埋去想插爆佢背脊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaykPZZdHw
「化零為整！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO04Qk5yGwB
「咩話？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxr19ZnMIBx
所有石兵堆成一堆，變成…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnpzZ4Lfse
「吓！有冇咁離奇啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrPWEqPn0t
佢哋冇變成一個個體，而係一個一個石兵疊起咗，奇怪嘅係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfKTxhiNy9
佢哋唔係成道牆咁，而係成條蛇咁…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtA21jQOaC
淨係腳板底黐住隊友膊頭，個身體就可以扭嚟扭去，拐嚟拐去…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4kI1cdtYB
「點解可以咁白痴嫁？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyviDkhhyvC
「團隊合作嘅嘢，你識乜春丫？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCuYudfsxT
呢吓串嘴真係令我無名火起…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVQg756PLL
「你阿爺丫，白痴仲要唔認呀？睇我點打到你合家散！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnhg5JzT6s
我隨手用盡十幾年前飲媽媽奶嘅力一手將支銀槍鞭出去…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizQXWYYf79
(嘭~！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxu5DoRCms
仲唔單止咁，我好自然咁覺得「英雄」可以配合我嘅意願去射出攻擊型嘅光線…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4N8clXEyT
所以我雙手放頭，冥想半秒，就再將雙手揮出…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ676vw8klnm
要「英雄」射出光線攻擊石兵陣…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGECEH3BCeI
「英，雄，死，光！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPPLchvnED
力量好勁啊！成條LASER炮咁，一炮掃爆晒石兵陣喇！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusywMFEkKT
「哇~ 丫~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAaMK930ud
………701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfN4RUCFFx
贏咗喇！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8N6zryNJD
「我有個問題。」「英雄」問。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvQSRRBE9S
「咩問題？消耗你太多能量呀？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUC2aRCbXPi
「唔係。係下次再出，唔該改改個名佢，我唔想以後冇人加入正義聯盟。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5XlFdHJbg
「明白，下次唔敢。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe1CDtrxX1
我之後另返轉頭去睇「光管陳」嗰邊先…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIvtAAnpFf
「吊！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMiAf9dlxG
「光管陳」都講粗口，我呆咗兩秒…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3efTpCUjb
「佢把追魂劍好很煩啊，仲煩過俾烏蠅嬲，仆佢條街，追足我百九幾個回合！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRumvBUOlAj
嘩，把「九曲追魂劍」好邪惡啊！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXr3KQluGs
攪到唔講開粗口嘅「光管陳」都連珠炮發講粗口。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgKbt7F29k
「你媽媽個爹丫！你個「鳳凰追殺令」咪又係一糕樣，追倫咗我七百幾個山頭。」余二十回應。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BiBRO6uVA
「你唔很追我，我咪唔很追你囉。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlziTJrfWR
「你夠係囉，你唔倫追我，我咪唔倫追你囉。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEZ2J2iNNJ
聽到我對耳丫…兩條友加埋成百歲，又要講粗口，又要講唔正粗口，好難頂。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24RMlZ9JpF
所以，轉個鏡頭睇睇「達叔」先…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad6GtdBOq4
「達叔」將「愛野戰美奈子」假髮掉咗，露出「達摩」光頭，上身D衫爆開晒…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpAjQRbTfO
連丁字褲都露埋出嚟，而家佢擘大個脾露出腳毛咁同「大銅武神」對侍緊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfkZscwfXx
佢咁樣，我反而覺得舒服晒，不過…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkipvNntA0
如果俾「光管陳」見到「達叔」D濃密嘅腳毛，肯定觸景傷情。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugOmFbzdMM
唉，我都係有感而發啫，都係睇返佢哋打成點好D…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tvyvGBbBA
睇真D，似乎唔係「達叔」專登變成咁，而係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdwTJJ4Yyi
「大銅武神」一劍又一劍咁鑿埋去，乜差嘢都俾佢鑿爛晒。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7n9WqXtJz
「神武專鑿！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Fhj1eHJ69
後面好似言猶由衷咁，究竟佢專鑿D乜呢？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2P7GF7Oyc
「雙手入白刃！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eKDfKmcxR
「哇哈哈哈！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPD7EyrRMj
呢招係鬼「雙手入白刃」咩？明明就係插人隔勒底…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbSGG7gHR2
但係呢招似乎有效噃！「大銅武神」一時間淨係識得笑…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZhEvDHCZV
「鳳凰擺架之風月掃堂腿！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KMVu3pAoW
我妖！一個招式俾佢講到好似鹹片第二集咁，但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQxcAmOw5p
呢招又有效噃！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3uzltGowF
「大銅武神」一吓被佢掃到飛起咗，佢再…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1eOjsVdiM
「鳳凰展翅之振翅高飛，推你落街！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYFS3RLj5h
估唔到我尊敬嘅達叔，一場戰鬥…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5GtXXaqAo
贏咗場交，輸咗個「加」，加佢好友個「加」。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpccEfuQUmj
而家我決定BLACK LIST佢，因為佢實在太低能喇。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkX5xuLbhO
佢成功將成個「大銅武神」推咗出街…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBAir2uJcC
「師兄，快D用鳳凰火炎斬九死條很樣啦！」「光管陳」突然大嗌。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZZ6gHl8st
嘩，睇嚟「九曲追魂劍」嘅毒害又加深咗喇噃。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXrOFcExAj
「鳳凰火炎當年已經唔見咗，我都唔知佢去咗邊。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jTvJ9YUBi
…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WKFLjd13f
「神武專鑿！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFLBdhUyHk
咦，「大銅武神」原來識飛嫁，佢飛返埋嚟，仲再次使出呢招！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiLixsSIyR
(啪~！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusk6qdht8b
呢一刻…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrWd4664tz
我呆住咁睇住…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3r9AFui38
「達叔」佢…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHU84fjf7M
俾「大銅武神」劈開咗兩邊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjLzjthcT4
………701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjJC9MQGpn
嬉皮笑臉嘅我霎時間冇晒反應…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBZp92W2Ix
………701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMLRoaeX2g
但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyMv8qMORc
我見到…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1PpULXtIM
「哇~！丫~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Vp7j4U3cZ
「大銅武神」迅間溶解…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZK2QLiVZf
係俾…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9k5LiXr2R
「放心啦，唔好唔記得我係妖怪嚟，開邊呢D就小事啦…」半邊嘅達叔出聲。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUeaApw7GU
「仲有，放心啦，原來「鳳凰火炎」冇唔見到，係一直喺我身體裡面啊。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiarm6daOw
我見到開邊嘅「達叔」一直噴出火燄，而成個「大銅武神」迅間被燒熔…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoC1K3FJ9X
而我腳下嘅「居居」一早跳咗起身，仲攬實咗條石柱。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFSrQbn2tU
「其實我都估到嫁喇。」我講。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmub3nHOhm
因為我突然諗起上次喺球場見到「達叔」變身「美奈子」時嘅火光。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj3iwrldSB
「係我睇到先嫁，光頭佬，你話係唔係？」「英雄」出聲。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyOMu2l30d
「你話係咪係囉，單眼佬。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRshbBAwXGh
「佢一變返做八婆肉身，中途就會出現。」「英雄」再講。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLXZphAzpn
「邊個話我八婆？」「美奈子」竟然講廣東話，肯定又係結界問題。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoRLZBmwiD
呢一刻，我哋四個人一隻狗六對手六十隻手指一齊指住「余二十」。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqviLiBBoK6
之後，得半個頭嘅美奈子一巴打埋去「余二十」度…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY4X135PlP
「光管陳」就襯機飛埋去「達叔」同「美奈子」個頭度大叫︰—701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGNdiCwMzJ
「鳳凰展翅！火炎重現！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQd4FfPnzL
(待續)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRvc4UA6uv
下集預告︰701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wQtNTV4Sn
你唔想練啫，我要教噃！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStxbXww6nF
註解︰701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7r4u9ux0PI
(1) CHOK — 試探。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VxnKF33Gc
(2) 昆 — 呃，欺騙。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhn2vAmp7a
