第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5iaFTWTfw
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWO1NcGG1R
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAoE4NZxWD
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNBPVUgim2
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl3ZtAdpIm
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxiAWz14aT
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz4tQ94ywA
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiTOPamY5F
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVH31rgzxN
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0fXes8NuI
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfioRLKs9f
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l7g2GT14y
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU38SeutMNc
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWAQynWQVv
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25RyPqrau6
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeSOMDpAGt
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFs7dbqIkp
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu4XEASjq3
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XYQ85Ki5E
至於佢自己本人就…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kR9yCGhPr
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxnpXwgJ8f
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEd3mw1Vdj
好似蓄勢待發咁…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQzDza2ig3
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhYlLU4MgN
「好！」光管陳回應。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0fn6WhZ7m
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uwckG2z63
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYh1WdRZAV
「慳D啦你！」我講。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzFTMaUKug
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsW2bREWlmG
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTALBWWXTHo
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDRnMsWx0m
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp5a5SGayy
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP3wuLt7Or
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX50ZwKCJEi
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFMHccA0ma
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaHk8aVvLl
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C50usqspX
(攀 ~！)666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABLgHkFM48
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFMabOmLe5
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd0wyyxl9E
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk8AwftGkA
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRkvspKRr6
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18L9GH3qHn
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6lTwyEIal
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTU8r6z3yK
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5mcJicyF1
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40JVlK4KCB
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEmilg3ull
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3bZKVUXZa
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux3dUQwicD
「九曲追魂劍！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH9cFUEOkv
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lIYuLVeCt
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmREWbShWIV
「我閃！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNGGWPeTQR
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVKxqHZXhO
「我避！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIi82KD6dI
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQw7G4OOVQX
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGa0WyojLD
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTFhSzMLEn
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXF8QhRtbk
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLlzndOFNx
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXVfIvebsD
「我再閃！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTrx5YY3mP
「我再避！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CEoVm1gqM
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bUGiYsE3H
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvvJbi9SPX
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Z4UkWxVSh
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb8NCDMbJp
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHHSHekRVT
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCzL1akbim
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpFLSpnqHT
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrNn81FHTc
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrCU6TyJJJ
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGy3iNdA909
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ge6nBlYGS
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm5cwaPj5Z
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32th8ScKJw
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSahdoDD1v
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfMZxiuBnc
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf16Co2kOU
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLw6a7HtGY
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJialXgNRDP
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyb9yREZvk6
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46gGUOsaoL
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16olIX2ieo
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT4J9Z2wvq
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3UooWKcGs
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk5qmmUYzP
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4Py9GMfG9
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90N5kqnBmL
(待續)666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvT8mjlVNG
下集預告︰666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicEuGF3W1J
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcfN7Y6lc5
註解︰666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9lOxLbF4w
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dm7lbVwhw
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqE7S4ZXTb4
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNETzc0KiRi
