「你放張相係咩意思?你雙性戀?」這是Annie的開場白。495Please respect copyright.PENANAfZwqmvBTwV
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幾經開頭時遇過了幾個大陸女生,現在總算遇上了香港女生。繼遇上Susan之後,在我和Susan聊天的同期,我也遇上了Annie。495Please respect copyright.PENANAGKfTvbO1fL
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前面都說過了,因為我課了一個月金所以能看見誰右滑了我,而Annie正正是其中之一,我好奇地按進她的個人檔案一探究竟。495Please respect copyright.PENANAKXPoQNeNbu
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光看她兩張相片,是個胖妹,在我心裡她已經不及格。雖然相片裡的她顯得只是微胖,但我已經可以大概估計到,她在現實裡是長成怎樣的。495Please respect copyright.PENANA6JAoKxJW8g
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第一張相片,是她在巴士上的自拍照,只有半塊臉(是故意這樣拍,以顯得沒那麼醜吧?);第二張是全臉照,不知在哪裡拍,燈光暗淡,她戴了眼鏡,但她的樣子在我腦海中已經水落石出了。495Please respect copyright.PENANAFp8H1vG5He
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如果在網上都已經是長這樣,那麼在現實的她豈不是更糟?495Please respect copyright.PENANABmVazVhTa3
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近日我也在網上找到不少Tinder攻略,就像找遊戲攻略一樣。有人說:交友app雖然沒有真愛,但是可以給人當作「新手修練場」,給戀愛新手練習如何追異性。495Please respect copyright.PENANAFAa7A7ZtS1
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儘管我想如此就左滑她,因為她樣子真的很不行,但是我又不想錯過這個練習機會,最後還是match了。495Please respect copyright.PENANATQ77Kqv3Z0
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「自戀下啫,唔得咩?」我回覆道。495Please respect copyright.PENANA86XVUgM8cj
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Annie:你個樣好有童顏,眼距遠遠哋,個妝可以再誇張啲。495Please respect copyright.PENANAtgTjzzDYd8
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我:你呢平時戴唔戴眼鏡㗎?495Please respect copyright.PENANAN35bNFlSYE
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Annie:我戴con 多,中意化淡妝。495Please respect copyright.PENANAeEYeER8BQ5
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我們在分享化妝心得,然後又討論大家的事業狀況,我也坦白自己只是在等放榜的學生。495Please respect copyright.PENANAYVNQKK1Rqy
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Annie:做咩咁遲先嚟讀書嘅?495Please respect copyright.PENANABsGx8ewv6g
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我:我之前衰過兩次DSE,冇心機讀咪出嚟做下野囉,然後又想再返嚟讀。495Please respect copyright.PENANA3LjzIvLCRA
我:你呢做緊咩?495Please respect copyright.PENANAEMOVqNmVbI
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Annie:我喺一間網店公司,做護膚產品開發。495Please respect copyright.PENANAXjhBLPKRCf
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我:我諗住讀Engine呀495Please respect copyright.PENANAfucQYWdi9S
我:話埋你知我都有寫網上小說495Please respect copyright.PENANAIRzNyo3dd0
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Annie:Engine都好,可以考牌搵食。495Please respect copyright.PENANADaGiMhHysy
Annie:係呢有冇作品俾我欣賞?495Please respect copyright.PENANAJr7tpt7bAk
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接著我發了一則連結給她。495Please respect copyright.PENANA19OD9JoHLB
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Annie看完又回道:Haha495Please respect copyright.PENANAUBG9sDh3V3
Annie:Annie係腐女一個495Please respect copyright.PENANA260A5LTdLN
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Annie所指的Annie,並非她本人,而是我最近在寫《嫁給女孩子》中的一個角色,真是巧合,希望她不會對號入座吧?495Please respect copyright.PENANAP4Rw31WtZj
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我們在Tinder上又聊了十天,這個時候無知的我,還是心想聊兩星期之後,才是最好的約會時機。495Please respect copyright.PENANAHlUprTSFyN
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在一個星期日的晚上。495Please respect copyright.PENANAmKKFqjiBQJ
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Annie:今日去完art jamming,個導師話我畫得唔錯。495Please respect copyright.PENANA6z3FRfPAZR
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我:你本身識畫畫㗎?495Please respect copyright.PENANARoYrD6eeLW
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Annie:唔識㗎,鳩畫(笑喊495Please respect copyright.PENANAaw8YNU1gJt
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我:講起去cafe,我去過貓cafe,仲有女僕cafe。495Please respect copyright.PENANAW598SCX9De
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Annie:我以前都去過執事cafe,但嗰間執咗就冇再去。495Please respect copyright.PENANAqIgVj7PX5G
Annie:女僕cafe係點?495Please respect copyright.PENANAiADx3B7Xnd
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我:你睇邊度囉,間間都有唔同氣氛。495Please respect copyright.PENANAekrKBOCQ8N
我:我去過一間係喺登打士街嗰邊嘅,貪佢有貓睇。495Please respect copyright.PENANAUJTRscIrXX
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之後她熟悉地把執事cafe的一五一十告訴我,而我又把女僕cafe的一五一十告訴她。495Please respect copyright.PENANAhl5gfhYmsp
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其實我也去過其他不同類型的咖啡店消遣,不只女僕咖啡,連文青cafe、貓cafe都去過。我喜歡的是店舖內那橫溢的裝修,享受著怡人的茶餐和氣氛,其次是貓。最頻密的時期,我平均每星期去一次,而且通常都是選星期六的日子。495Please respect copyright.PENANAiXje88pcxz
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談到興趣,我有:玩轉珠遊戲、cosplay、動漫、英文歌、寫小說、研究神秘學(或有些人叫偽科學)、跑步,夏天時更會去游泳。495Please respect copyright.PENANAFL713gOMTM
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除了遊戲、動漫、跑步和游泳之外,後面的所有興趣都是在後期建立的。對比7年前的我和現在的我,興趣可謂乘了兩倍。495Please respect copyright.PENANAu1s4fwI9WV
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你說跑步和游泳?沒錯,這是我從小到大,一直已存的興趣。即使有人說我是多麼「宅」,但我很清楚:自己是宅男之中最愛運動的一群人。495Please respect copyright.PENANAX5gNACIsTF
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跑步這種運動,能使我身體快樂;至於喜歡游泳的原因,主要是我喜歡人在水裡時,那種近乎無重力、輕浮的快感。495Please respect copyright.PENANAfoNH0jCDsQ
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Annie:女僕cafe可以講粗口?495Please respect copyright.PENANALtXL3ghX4F
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我:可以嘅,但你要預咗俾定錢先可以講(笑喊495Please respect copyright.PENANA2Zb5uAwSEm
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的而且確有些女僕咖啡店是不讓人說粗言穢語,每說一次就會被罰款。495Please respect copyright.PENANA8JlvkhcOKA
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Annie:我講粗口都幾勁495Please respect copyright.PENANArXipDsHBfJ
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我:搵日我帶你一齊上去講呀~495Please respect copyright.PENANAxsIIsIBuIC
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其實我想嘗試借機約會Annie。495Please respect copyright.PENANADeS0mtJyNO
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Annie:我可以自己一個去嗎?495Please respect copyright.PENANAkffBzq2y1a
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她沒興趣約會我嗎?495Please respect copyright.PENANAfxgKc6GW60
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時間又過幾天,到目前為止我們已一共談了十天話。495Please respect copyright.PENANAlMFum6nZyN
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「星期日有冇時間一齊去?」今天她說想嘗試一家食店的炸牛奶,於是我又借機約會,拋下了這句。495Please respect copyright.PENANAzeZi1TWETR