過濾了約炮,和一些看似很假的帳戶,又match了幾個女生。351Please respect copyright.PENANA8cqAO3hqLN
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有些女生,即使match,但驀然回首,卻發現是個mk妹。351Please respect copyright.PENANAFn6rXmFGK7
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我試過從別人的自拍照裡,敏銳地觀察到她身上那若隱若現的紋身,然後直言不諱的問道:你有紋身嗎?351Please respect copyright.PENANA9ijqk35dr9
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即使她承認了,但是不出一會兒,當我再次按進她的個人檔案頁面時,她又換了相片,是害怕被人知道自己有紋身嗎?351Please respect copyright.PENANApCcflYOFrZ
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先稱明,我不歧視紋身的人。351Please respect copyright.PENANA3C2TEstiEb
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很多人都會弄錯這個邏輯關係:很多MK仔都有紋身,但有紋身不一定是MK仔。351Please respect copyright.PENANAlsKjVwItmR
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正如下過雨後,地上會有水漬;但是地上有水漬,不一定是因為下過雨。351Please respect copyright.PENANAZOGiUNUQpy
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好了,終於又遇到一個志趣相投的女生:Ivy351Please respect copyright.PENANAqzBAeoYpfq
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她年紀比我小兩年,愛繪畫、動漫,正在修讀副學士,臉有點肉肉感,戴黑框眼鏡;如果從一般大眾的眼光來看她,她是腐女一個。351Please respect copyright.PENANAL8PijSfe3J
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可是我不怎樣認為,回到我剛才說的「紋身邏輯」,喜歡動漫不等於宅男腐女,這只是愛好。351Please respect copyright.PENANA9R3nwaPMSP
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我個人認為,那些不注重個人衛生和型象打扮、不願意與人接觸、經常找藉口逃避現實、沒有上進心的人才是真正的宅男腐女。351Please respect copyright.PENANAociSqpIdXC
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Ivy的個人檔案裡,除了首張是自拍之外,還放有兩張上了顏色的繪畫手稿,那是動漫風格的手稿,是她的傑作吧?351Please respect copyright.PENANAMYbUSo79CY
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Ivy:!!!!!351Please respect copyright.PENANANil3b5iuIY
Ivy:你女裝好正!!!!!(流口水表情X2351Please respect copyright.PENANA5mhUc3N4bJ
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我:我早幾日仲著三點式去私影呀351Please respect copyright.PENANAXYjaRdnDBH
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Ivy:我知呀,見到你profile 有bikini (流口水表情X3351Please respect copyright.PENANAuPIneWDMhI
Ivy:你有冇著lolita?351Please respect copyright.PENANAwy4uThlaFz
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我:我已經係大姐姐喇,仲點扮蘿莉呀?(笑喊X2351Please respect copyright.PENANAotStz79D9y
我:我都係做返御姐算啦(笑喊X3351Please respect copyright.PENANAEpgJWrGkD4
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Ivy:你唔係有女裝大佬frd陪你出街咩?351Please respect copyright.PENANAlDx8jZjcXO
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我:我身邊啲人全部直㗎(笑喊X3351Please respect copyright.PENANA4G0Fj4jaTb
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平常我跟人溝通,表情符號只打一個;但是看見她如此誇張地打那麼多重複又強調的表情符號,我也迎合她了。351Please respect copyright.PENANA5CcWnrVI6L
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直覺告訴我,絕大部份患有嚴重中二病的人,在對話時,每打一句說話,都必定附上那麼重覆又強調的表情或標點符號。351Please respect copyright.PENANAD0wBMjb8ip
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例如:好!!!!!!!!!!!!!/吓??????????????/正(流口水表情X99999999)351Please respect copyright.PENANAXr8Z94buZG
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我們之間的話題,當然離不開動漫。351Please respect copyright.PENANAmTni2JPqPm
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我:你除咗煲海賊王,仲有冇煲火影?351Please respect copyright.PENANAdxOGpIjWXm
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Ivy:有呀!!!351Please respect copyright.PENANAolgrdeF4Wj
Ivy:你cos鼬哥好正!!!!(😍X3351Please respect copyright.PENANAy7J090zbAc
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我:btw你畫畫好靚,你幾時畢業呀?351Please respect copyright.PENANA8jlioo0rsn
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Ivy:我讀埋今年,帶望升返上U(😩X2351Please respect copyright.PENANA7lCN9YQnS6
Ivy:最近喺一間小型補習社做繪畫導師,教小朋友畫畫351Please respect copyright.PENANAmMwcZHRaY6
Ivy:啲小屁孩好煩(😔X3351Please respect copyright.PENANAMSliczfmat
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這個女生,是我玩Tinder有史以來,繼Susan之後,第二個令我感到十分志趣相投的女生。351Please respect copyright.PENANAn3ri3MW4xb
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此刻,我的腦海中浮現不少憧憬:以後在出cosplay時,可以找她交流;以後我在寫網路小說時,找她替我繪畫小說封面也不錯。351Please respect copyright.PENANAxgu70kVcYw