過了First date後的當晚,Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。412Please respect copyright.PENANAugHetA6a0B
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自從我採用「女裝放第一,男裝放第二」的戰術之後,「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。412Please respect copyright.PENANAOxEE8xhJ5i
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配對數量方面,據我的非精密觀察,平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我;有時在高峰期,更可以在一天內match上2個女生。412Please respect copyright.PENANAxTE5LT0DdU
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有時心情好,我便會審視一下個人檔案,考慮換些照片。412Please respect copyright.PENANA1czrO2oyT9
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「哎呀!你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時,它彈出了這句。412Please respect copyright.PENANA5Y3WwxBorn
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原來,Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照;我的女裝三點式照片辣過火,結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。412Please respect copyright.PENANApY8QqPa6UM
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趁著我回校上課的途中,我又Swipe了一大堆女生。412Please respect copyright.PENANAZP4JZnN6Dg
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唔,這個女生也頗甜美,那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡,身穿短衣短褲,正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照,她還擁抱著那棵樹。412Please respect copyright.PENANAbFaCSuwcdr
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再按一下看下一張,是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照,穿著上賣一點性感,是很正常的背心。412Please respect copyright.PENANAufc47JFWfy
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唔,就照樣右滑她吧!412Please respect copyright.PENANAfYAXsNqyRt
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咦,配對成功了。412Please respect copyright.PENANA7TfAMlykOE
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Elaine:you are interesting.412Please respect copyright.PENANAvTSXgM1MOH
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我:你幾時去過OP?412Please respect copyright.PENANAJhpmlWGdjK
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Elaine:It's a year ago.412Please respect copyright.PENANALtv7yTLZym
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣,是配對之後必做的事。412Please respect copyright.PENANAC0pkLKgAAf
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我:你邊間U㗎?412Please respect copyright.PENANArz4FL4S42d
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Elaine:CUHK412Please respect copyright.PENANAEXXUOr8pCH
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這個女生,也算是我遇到的奇人之一。412Please respect copyright.PENANAYPFCv1SfBk
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憑我主觀判斷,她明明是本地人;但在對話時,她總是假裝自己只懂英語,從來都不會以中文回覆。412Please respect copyright.PENANA8UAC5W6Wgf
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Elaine:Why you have such nickname?412Please respect copyright.PENANApWYScndnZ7
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我:Coz I ff myself as a god.412Please respect copyright.PENANAvFC49kThos
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Elaine:Wow, yo have so big ego.412Please respect copyright.PENANA92UOMIvTxc
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士,那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯412Please respect copyright.PENANAglFduVElvd
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我:Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?412Please respect copyright.PENANAJwopQlRS3H
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