飯後,我陪著Lia逛商場。379Please respect copyright.PENANA0dlvvHpxQi
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11月,天氣不冷也不熱,我們從暗然失色的柏油路,推過玻璃門,走進了漆亮鮮明的商場路面。379Please respect copyright.PENANApyqjow3V7H
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Lia:邊啲人係gay係直,我係識得分嘅。379Please respect copyright.PENANA0WOkye7t0Z
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我:咁你覺得我似唔似bi?379Please respect copyright.PENANAYbPDi8O0h0
我:我係幾容易俾女仔覺得我係bi379Please respect copyright.PENANARCAS2mfTFz
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Lia:你唔係囉,我feel到你係一個直男,你唔會鍾意男仔。379Please respect copyright.PENANA4Z9rvUSqSB
Lia:你都係純粹玩女裝啫。379Please respect copyright.PENANAXMq7HpxV0d
Lia:真係gay同bi,同埋嗰啲真係想變性嘅人,我都識過,所以我好清楚佢係點,但你好明顯唔係。379Please respect copyright.PENANAFiBP2oJnjR
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所以我前面都已經強調過,「扮gay食女」是不會成功的。379Please respect copyright.PENANAAwPdT1a09J
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Gay的人通常都會讓女生覺得沒有威脅性,還帶點溫柔特質,容易親近;但是女生終歸都有一份想被征服的天性,所以如果一個男生對女生是完全沒有進攻性的話,還是很容易被friendzone。379Please respect copyright.PENANAEVrkHbpBKX
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所以,通常gay的人,都最多只是被當成姊妹、朋友。379Please respect copyright.PENANA85LnyJIYqJ
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走著走著,我差不多要回家;於是我們又走到地鐵站。379Please respect copyright.PENANAIeEoT4yvJm
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Lia:我成日都鐘意碌卡。379Please respect copyright.PENANAW4NynIKXxO
Lia:仲試過碌卡碌爆數。379Please respect copyright.PENANAoZnvHbzs8t
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當討論到她的財務狀況時,她終於暴露了自己的缺點。379Please respect copyright.PENANATE6pyN3sJU
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我不是一個拜金主義者,找女朋友時不會在乎一個人每個月的收入有多少;但是如果一個人經常都不儲蓄、還把信用卡刷爆、甚至完全沒有理財觀念的話,太令人沒有安全感了!379Please respect copyright.PENANAyJO20x4Zwf
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不過,整體來講Lia都是一個頗率直的女生,她還分享自己過去的戀愛經驗。379Please respect copyright.PENANALtoRhfQOcr
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Lia:我喺大學時同個男仔一齊。379Please respect copyright.PENANAeBmVy0h2jb
Lia:我哋一齊房度玩LOL。379Please respect copyright.PENANAAvLUTX51LP
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相處了都差不多兩個小時,我感受到Lia不但是「麻雀系女友」,她還是個「女漢子系」,為人爽朗。379Please respect copyright.PENANAsPR22Z5WtE
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Lia:後來點解我會分手?379Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ir3kB7q5D
Lia:就係因為每次嘈交,佢成日威脅我話要自殺。379Please respect copyright.PENANAr2kKRZBu1i
Lia:不過有一次佢都幾柒。379Please respect copyright.PENANAfbfrVeUrKQ
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Lia愈講愈忍不住笑出來。379Please respect copyright.PENANAWSo8UrAiqn
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Lia:佢威脅我,如果我唔出嚟見佢,佢就由屋企跳落去。379Please respect copyright.PENANAfELChRwABC
Lia:後來我個friend同我報串,話佢只係講大話。379Please respect copyright.PENANAL70NYYxYjq
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我:咁佢實則喺邊度?379Please respect copyright.PENANAia0RRvtjaB
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Lia:原來佢係喺hall度安然無恙地玩LOL。379Please respect copyright.PENANAKsCnwfKpD0
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我:咁撚攪笑都有嘅?379Please respect copyright.PENANAiiaW2LtkLe
(連我也忍不住暗笑。)