偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgc8CVdwmv
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5w0t8dgNN
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1r3HNfW2MO
聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaLxfamZ6A
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIhO6bYkMW
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj7zK2JB1V
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv0TljACwr
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpmgnSLsKC
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBecqyDR6i
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vNQIErafU
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0Od41ldrJ
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYPOr7SIv9
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn36DN8Vzs
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdx6Lr8dls
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXMk6EVn3t
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23zAIOd9jU
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbQYtDGEAM
我：你呢？567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GdPtQieFu
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyMapVAeRV
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwblwqN7OjI
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBt5M7VV7W
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNXk3pvFFy
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoslodkaEAV
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y8KPHEU4O
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiU50XujAB
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe4yeRbpP5
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dLYr3lh2b
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8uuSkJPgI
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwCXVtHiRW
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJzO7cCLEJ
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWb2611PT8
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj88wj0opR
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbZHeEkdIK
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMKmKr9jiv
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrprJC3pFsC
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6hXw7Oysh
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysGpSH0ZeD
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12cex8bcL2
Marina：行邊個方向呀？567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTfGUGgdCc
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXc2ifsyK7M
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuVWFMEKga
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUR2cPDv0C
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYLQTlWBhC
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrNEbNHjj6
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQPd2lGQyF
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7nRZV5UR8
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Jqht7lUaL
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOSRUha0uJ
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiWwSSgb7N
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTMmOY2NfD
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkm9lPbf8l
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YrT4oV2Iw
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CdmSsQ6A6
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAb15gHM16
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTB0kaI5IK
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBpUE16LV0
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOeUc98qxj
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKTzbwAFif
當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yrYRc8VHm
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy2XGqUqeq
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEi3ZAfhCaD
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMJqT3OIMJ
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjecqfhdXuj
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTiGqpEcer
Marina：哦，原來係咁567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzBRCHUxUB
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPDr3qYAO6
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuDpCPDM3r
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lh1iO9pVP
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkEWlpC26c
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiFlbNWrYi
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPbtrjbq6p
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR1HqOfhXH
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYCu4UUQAG
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vioKNzQUh
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOUO7sx0Dj
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHbHVRDdUc
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWhiyNKveD
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEjFrgjAFk
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX3uaT06s9
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCQX3R4AmY
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjkikaMyB4
Marina：下次介紹你去做呀567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHFugwOyV7
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1heccPqHWo
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6f595b2LE
我：咁下次約會先啦567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz1f4RKvcR
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BLP15u1lg
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIi2hDd8NU
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh6T1K1b9r
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCdWOFk3IX
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9WzJYwpkI
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROSIzghFyH
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHH8hdrMSe
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3dc9219GE
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNzHK161fH
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmSMIODKJ7
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