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過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7vN9HolDQ
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vGH32rhnw
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6kZJjC2Kc
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有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlRb4qjBNu
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5KhZOYWI2
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPPm7aS7x1
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3OkY4D13p
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPSGgBW3Hx
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrIMmJuQxO
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZpl2JIAg9
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咦，配對成功了。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV0rOvA6qr
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Elaine：you are interesting.411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i0CgwII18
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我：你幾時去過OP？411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgjRRowbA1
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Elaine：It's a year ago.411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JDmbyqgBG
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOmQLds844
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我：你邊間U㗎？411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54nI417ydr
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Elaine：CUHK411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6oFhWIbuY
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lZJwhSQuE
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憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrrRb6q57n
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDaxB6xGha
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAFOVG2Mal
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUQcAgkr5V
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nJfbRcM20
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?411Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RScR1Xv4f
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