臨近萬聖節的那段時期,除了Cathrine之外,我還在Bumble上match上另一個女生——Lia,真是一個既冷門又有趣的英文名字。(我當然懂得這個字怎麼念,只要把「li」和「a」音斬開來念就不難。漢化音是:「里亞」)407Please respect copyright.PENANAcDLFU5sh6M
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Lia:有冇興趣同我一齊女裝出街呀?😍407Please respect copyright.PENANAzJM1Tqb2Ih
Lia:同我一齊著lolita服407Please respect copyright.PENANAC5oiw2koRV
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依Bumble上的老規矩,即使match了還要等到女方主動發起開場白,才能展開聊天室。407Please respect copyright.PENANAAt9y2WaD1S
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Bumble似乎比起一般的交友app顯得更加女權主義,在這種機制下,什至有人形容:只有女生才有權選擇。407Please respect copyright.PENANAZCiQTmOPJJ
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不過這對我這個生理上是男生的人來講,絲毫不影響;我完全不把它當成一回事。407Please respect copyright.PENANA59h2YKBNa3
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這個什麼「等待女方主動發起開場白」的機制,我可反而有一點高傲和滿足感。407Please respect copyright.PENANA0iCUMd3PMr
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每當女生主動讚美著我的女裝打扮時,心裡不禁自喜:好耶,又有人欣喜這份藝術了!407Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ok8w1NTxG
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使用交友app久了,我很清楚自己相對於一般的男生,我說只是相對而已,是不需要動腦筋去想說話,在萬中無一的雄性競爭者之中,討好女生。407Please respect copyright.PENANAPESkIAv7LE
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因為我知道自己的女裝打扮照,早就引起人的好奇心。人一旦對你有了好奇心,即使對你完全無視他,他也會主動找上你。407Please respect copyright.PENANApeR0BvxFdF
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我:我係大姐姐嚟囉wor😂407Please respect copyright.PENANAtH22atclAm
我:我太高,carry唔起lolita😂407Please respect copyright.PENANA9guh7WFPBZ
我:你有真係有lolita服?407Please respect copyright.PENANAOaXYJQUruk
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Lia:係呀,不過最近想買下新衫。407Please respect copyright.PENANAtkFafpB9if
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一如既往,每當match上女生之後,都離不開談論雙方的興趣、學業、工作等等,還有⋯⋯生活瑣事。407Please respect copyright.PENANAlHdMuFL223
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我:你哋BU係咪好摺㗎?407Please respect copyright.PENANAAC4MeB7dms
我:我聽講BU有耶蘇睇住,玩嘅風氣正經啲407Please respect copyright.PENANA8hxIbyokA4
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Lia:邊會摺呀?407Please respect copyright.PENANAMDBZiZpkRv
Lia:不知勁癲407Please respect copyright.PENANAinwGWEVrcM
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我:就嚟萬聖節,我間Hall攪鬼屋event,我去咗幫手407Please respect copyright.PENANAG5VikFCCN3
我:拿,send張合照比你睇下先407Please respect copyright.PENANAG6E2gyHhWH
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10月29日,我成為了hall 4鬼屋的工作人員,那晚我打扮成一個女護士,相片中的我是身穿一套白色的護士服,衣服上還有些染血,我還把眼睛打扮得像是腫了起來,節日氣氛可謂十足。407Please respect copyright.PENANAgeA8V3stpD
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Lia:你又真係扮得勁似女仔wor😂407Please respect copyright.PENANACJCjpzA5Cm
Lia:個look係幾正,不過你個妝有啲唔係好襯到你套衫。407Please respect copyright.PENANADZd8lKYkHC
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我:其實Halloween個妝係好易攪,隨便整個樣就好嚇人😂407Please respect copyright.PENANAGYCr4DWu3H
我:我都仲有套女祭司服,想正日攞嚟著。407Please respect copyright.PENANASLgMSnC4m5
我:到時我會認真返化妝🙈407Please respect copyright.PENANAZHVOqAG1uL
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整體來講,Lia的回覆速度蠻快的,她是個十分健談的人,感覺她在女生之中,也算是數一數二大方的人,百無禁忌,什麼話題都不忌諱。407Please respect copyright.PENANAVUpJpu8rBK
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大概就是這樣談了一個星期,好了,差不多是時候該約她出來了。407Please respect copyright.PENANAUV9r67FMqi
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我:今個星期有冇時間出嚟食嘢?407Please respect copyright.PENANAwbcNdpJg9D
我:可以去cafe店。407Please respect copyright.PENANArTy2ivSiez
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Lia:好呀,今個星期幾?407Please respect copyright.PENANAerHcnOtoKH
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我:星期五啦。407Please respect copyright.PENANArx9EHj8y3C
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她答應得蠻爽快,如是這樣過了幾天,就在正日前的兩天,我再確認一次。407Please respect copyright.PENANAGzBDEBObJS
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我:後日6點ok嗎?407Please respect copyright.PENANA889dTxragi
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Lia:不如再改下個星期啦,我要OT。407Please respect copyright.PENANA0tSHvllA5V
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所以說,安排在愈遠時間的約會,不確定性也愈大。407Please respect copyright.PENANAgldhRpfUon
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尤其是網上交友,你必須打鐵趁熱,盡快為約會作鋪墊,一旦這名為「新鮮感」的熱鐵冷下了,就再很難令對方拿出熱情來見你。407Please respect copyright.PENANAocaig6OMdn
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為防一拖再拖,不了了之,我拋下這句:「咁再過兩日又如何?星期日你都day off啦」407Please respect copyright.PENANAlxGOTSezVS