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偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9u2iQOzjy
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmrmIewF7D
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwylV8rlqN
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不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt8QAogOTD
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她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXdCq5M3AP
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「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyv3oCTOcH
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「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjVK3ede5s
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtmOczu1kk
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcVR14FFSz
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我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7E25NJEK7
我：你呢？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYgFDTKev5
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Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsATumKU3t
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我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmjgMmu49p
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWK0qb2d4t
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Marina：好呀，你想幾點？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2a8kS5Keo
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在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pxBI55puO
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但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBClJVcgImJ
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結果Marina很爽快地答應了。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmLzmAAdrU
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在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfAf7AROFN
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在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYu2KMmJKYi
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等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVRTzry0Bf
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Marina：行邊個方向呀？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjjLf7zKhV
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於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvKREsYsfI
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我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6msQdqtD4z
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Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnAf1B2xkA
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtDktPj2w1
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFCRTF5vSg
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我：真係辛苦曬你喎～570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZGX1XPJ2L
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跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XaVeQfxu8
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Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOiZXctk9o
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我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoSuElyAbt
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Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6Gu7oswfc
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kVen7rR0h
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我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTdn7RtmKf
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於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6xPY0lwi6
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Marina：哦，原來係咁570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEup7BQCo0f
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi1al1k5Iv
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但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48zGTFHdXI
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通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAWS43O0Xo
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所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlMLirRo51
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然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFagYFZrkC
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可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa4bl5oFXF
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Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ982jWwUPgU
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然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUS7jBuHMy
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUH02UEQ7N
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9MK9st6Ca
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我：咁下次約會先啦570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IbZDo6WlL
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這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4AyH5k1bn
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原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWo4KKGAqv
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沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQJY2qVjv3
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFX7nsQ3n2
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美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQJa56uopQ
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