第二早,我們又繼續聊。618Please respect copyright.PENANApfvY62AM8x
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Annie表示打算在30歲之前獲得碩士資歷。618Please respect copyright.PENANA2nUDnmPk2w
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Annie:我好似咁大個時已經畢咗業做嘢618Please respect copyright.PENANAKZUHhbllOa
Annie:我大過你,而家已經搵到俾拍拖更有意義嘅事。618Please respect copyright.PENANAFLWTzxWAVv
Annie:最近我掌握咗AI618Please respect copyright.PENANArYlipR8aUG
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相處了超過一個月,Annie給我的印象是一個事業感重的女性,當她說出以上的話時,我漸漸地感受到我們之間有微微的年紀差距。618Please respect copyright.PENANAUkWi5d53tQ
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Annie:唔好做女人啦,嚟M辛苦。618Please respect copyright.PENANAT96K6QboUt
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我:所以我咪中意做百變怪囉,自由自在。618Please respect copyright.PENANAfbPqUkPVzN
我:你係咪嚟M所以攪到你琴晚咁想傾性topic?(笑喊618Please respect copyright.PENANALgEUvsNzjJ
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Annie:係,你咁清楚嘅?618Please respect copyright.PENANAsIv2AwEWE5
Annie:通常一嚟M啲男仔個個剩係叫人飲暖水618Please respect copyright.PENANA5WuF9RTIDQ
Annie:從來唔識關心女仔618Please respect copyright.PENANAT3Bsl9Q8Vt
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對於不是真正女人的我,雖然永不可能感受到什麼是真正的經痛,但是有個基本概念知道:女生經痛時,不是叫她多喝水就等於解決問題,如果當下沒法抽空陪伴她,至少也要嘗試跟她聊別的話題來分散對「痛」的注意力。618Please respect copyright.PENANA35JCA99nO9
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我在跟上一任女朋友交往時也是這樣做。618Please respect copyright.PENANAmPIgz5Qace
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我:雖然我係偽娘,但我仲保留好多男人嘅思考模式。618Please respect copyright.PENANAhn7nVbNk8h
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Annie:偽娘好呀,識女人心618Please respect copyright.PENANAHAQebj7PTX
Annie:不過我不敢苟同618Please respect copyright.PENANAOqY6mHZAi6
Annie:你都講過啲嘢㷫到我辣雞618Please respect copyright.PENANAnu5HZKJWC2
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我:其實你係咪好小器㗎?😏618Please respect copyright.PENANAJI4NLHQJhl
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Annie:係,公司啲人仲叫我開本簿記低咩事 😒618Please respect copyright.PENANAh0Gm580mEx
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我的直覺告訴我,她已經在生氣我什麼,但是我又想不出那是什麼事。我只好嘗試聊不同的話題,例如工作、音樂、貓狗、旅行等等。618Please respect copyright.PENANAznAadC4SWE
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Annie傳送了一則政府公務員的連結給我。618Please respect copyright.PENANABveOVtU7TB
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Annie:去做啦,你嘅條件啱曬嘢。618Please respect copyright.PENANAdKgEVhSOrt
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當說到工作和興趣,我開始感受到我們之間的共通性格愈來愈少。618Please respect copyright.PENANAlhHRYcnwC5
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一說到公務員,我就開始把她和我的上一個match——Susan對比起來。618Please respect copyright.PENANAIrgZOyAGFL
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在跟Susan聊天時,她會偏向聊旅行的話題,愛分享旅行時的所見所聞;而Annie則對出國旅行興趣不大,主要談自己怎樣渴望著工時穩定但是較為沉悶的公務員。618Please respect copyright.PENANAUICwsdPaVu
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對於我較愛自由奔放的人來說,可寧願別人能跟我多談一點世界各地的趣事。618Please respect copyright.PENANAqtmwfszBuQ
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本以為她生我的氣已經告一段落,於是晚飯後我們又繼續聊。618Please respect copyright.PENANAtntC67M4cK
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Annie:好想知你平時係咪都咁同人相處?618Please respect copyright.PENANAIdwpg52kNs
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我的直覺告訴我,她有什麼事情將要罵我,態度將180度轉變,而且還會對我連珠炮發地口誅筆伐,就像毫無先兆,突如其來的暴風雨,殺個措手不及。618Please respect copyright.PENANAOJYktQBicv
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我:我平時同人相處好好嗰喎。618Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1MXlQ8tki
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唉,我都知來不及了。618Please respect copyright.PENANAY4xAPsMdYf
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Annie:下?618Please respect copyright.PENANAGnnFYy48uW
Annie:咁點解你會令我成日覺得嬲同無奈?618Please respect copyright.PENANAUw7x8EYuxp
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然後如我所料,她打了長篇大論罵我。618Please respect copyright.PENANAUcP31eDPh6
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「我當初專登有幾次唔提『豬扒』就係想test你識唔識做,原來你係咁唔識做人」618Please respect copyright.PENANA2fFTXzYi1p
「你上過討論區明知『豬扒』呢個字點解,但你三番四次係咁對我講,我覺得好冒犯」618Please respect copyright.PENANA21qi604PYh
「你有冇諗過人哋聽到之後感受會點㗎?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAvSpc4NgKeD
「你仲細,咁嘅做人態度將來出到嚟一定死梗」618Please respect copyright.PENANAvsQYESr8R0
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突然我的心情晴天霹靂,啊,原來聊了超過一個月換來的結果就是這樣被罵一頓。618Please respect copyright.PENANAZmPlO6XUzm
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啊,原來她一直以來不願跟我外出是浪費我時間嗎?618Please respect copyright.PENANA94weoZLrEJ
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啊,因為我年紀比你少1.5年,所以你就把我看得那麼低賤嗎?618Please respect copyright.PENANAAVhNx7LB1X
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啊,我做人不用你教!!!!618Please respect copyright.PENANA9YY750gf1f
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我無言,最後她傳了一句:你真係覺得自己冇問題?618Please respect copyright.PENANA18Ojl5tDIn
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既憤怒又失望的我馬上封鎖了她的TG,以及一切能聯絡她的方法。618Please respect copyright.PENANAUSW3wJrTCj
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封鎖她的原因並非憤怒蒙蔽自己的理智,而是:一來我神經很敏感,不想再讓她繼續罵我,我會受不住;二來我對這段關係已經絕望,我覺得連朋友都未開始便這樣吵架,開局都這樣,哪有好下場呢?我完全沒有修復的意欲。618Please respect copyright.PENANANzDp9BeVcw
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憤怒和失望的心情交織在一起,記得那一晚,我找好友Jason傾訴。618Please respect copyright.PENANAbLGkJPx1X0
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Jason:有咩心事呀?慢慢講啦。618Please respect copyright.PENANAa1mn7zd1wQ
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我:我話佢「豬扒」,本身係冇惡意嘅,但⋯⋯唉!我真係唔識兜返轉頭,都唔知點算好。618Please respect copyright.PENANAwwQU6AvFLI
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心情未平伏的我有點語無倫次地說著。618Please respect copyright.PENANAFcgLYMo0k8
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Jason:定定嚟,慢慢講啦。618Please respect copyright.PENANAS8l55PJK5C
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我稍為平伏後,說著這過半個月來跟她相處的經歷。618Please respect copyright.PENANAV7hzwzvOl7
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我:佢根撚本就喺度玩嘢,咁樣test鳩我都有嘅!!!618Please respect copyright.PENANAmM4pTomXck
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Jason:話說你有冇試過唔理咁多約佢出嚟見咗先?618Please respect copyright.PENANAMtbU6Pytzh
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我:試咗幾次喇,一約親佢佢就會嘗試轉移話題,好似想避咁。618Please respect copyright.PENANArYINsEXQca
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Jason:我當初都話㗎啦,嗰個肥妹仔,我之前一睇就覺得唔對路,邊可能同你啱傾呢?618Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZFkEbJZdz
Jason:屌,呢啲嫁唔出嘅肥妹仔,擺明係bitch嚟㗎啦!618Please respect copyright.PENANAXEASiAY2Aa
Jason:平時中意發夢搵一個高大靚仔嘅歐美男子,但現實就冇人吼佢,眼高手低。618Please respect copyright.PENANAhswou0O1QV
Jason:我係咪又講中佢呢?618Please respect copyright.PENANAvbpRliMfrM
(陰陰嘴笑)618Please respect copyright.PENANAwV2LZIrRg5
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我:佢的確係講過想溝歐美男仔。618Please respect copyright.PENANAdxtU3S5Rbb
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又被Jason說中,事實上我認識了Jason多麼久,Jason本來就到過世界各地遊玩,諗過國際學校,做過花花公子交不同的女生,也見過大場面,什至跟人惹過是非,對人心的了解近乎街邊擺檔的風水師;Jason什至能「以貌取人」,單從一個人的面相大概猜度一個人的性格。618Please respect copyright.PENANA3A06tBNVTX
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我:屌佢老味!618Please respect copyright.PENANAqMpQVyIzUX
我:佢而家咁即係點撚樣啫?係咪因我year 1 而佢U-grad所以我好串啲?係咪因為我年紀細所以好玩啲啫?佢仲要擺個家姐款出嚟教細路呀!!618Please respect copyright.PENANAudE3kDIRdh
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Jason:車!佢都大得係幾年啫?618Please respect copyright.PENANA4RQuf6Olwz
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我:2年都冇啦,年半咋嘛。618Please respect copyright.PENANADX8My7GBsP
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Jason:咁咪係囉,都唔係好多啫,我三十幾歲人喇,我大佢幾年添啦!叫佢試吓係我面前扮姐姐呀?我教返佢做嘢就真嘢。618Please respect copyright.PENANABVwIQTxHF0
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我:唉,估唔到佢今日露出真面目,原來佢係咁對我。618Please respect copyright.PENANA0WbRHNkmVP
我:我而家最嬲係佢嘥鳩時間,傾咗成過半月都唔肯出嚟見囉。618Please respect copyright.PENANAL0ZRj3kpqP
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Jason:一隻野豬仔咋嘛。618Please respect copyright.PENANACj0BFm8yuh
Jason:佢擺到明就係平時冇人溝,嫁唔出嘅人,然後上交友app搵食啫。618Please respect copyright.PENANATIzJg8pevi
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我:我估唔撚到隻野豬咁撚樣撞鳩我囉。618Please respect copyright.PENANAtp6F5It7Tc
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Jason:咁叫佢試下撞我囉,哼!618Please respect copyright.PENANAxZ5HiM2TQ8
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Jason:所以我都唔知你嬲乜,講嚟講去,你都希望搵到個高汁又啱自己傾嘅女仔啫,係咪?618Please respect copyright.PENANAeXNWJcuzIb
Jason:淡定啲啦,而家拖都未拍就收皮,又唔係拍拖俾人分手咁傷,我諗過多排,呢件事對你就變成過眼煙雲㗎喇。618Please respect copyright.PENANAdM92FUWY6a
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經過Jason在電話上的安慰,我徹底冷靜下來。618Please respect copyright.PENANAjrDlOWLnAW
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事隔幾日,如Jason所言我已經能繼續往前走,過回正常的日子。618Please respect copyright.PENANAG4LW9Xd50d
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事後我又反思Jason那晚講過的話,還真的有道理。618Please respect copyright.PENANAVbTpw5vBju
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先檢討這次的經歷,我仍然需要提升自己的女人心的觀察力,避免再次出現像這次惹怒Annie的情況。618Please respect copyright.PENANA4GsUCJRCtJ
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其次,又是在跟Susan聊天時遇上的同類問題:聊兩星期才約會是否太慢了?我真的要調整節奏才行;還有的是,如果她在app上跟人聊很久,但是屢次不肯出來與人見面的話,那麼能發展的機會基本上已經渺茫。618Please respect copyright.PENANAFpGtIE4FKQ
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現在又想想Jason那晚的說話,還真的有不少道理。618Please respect copyright.PENANAeoTKYK84QL
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Annie是大學畢業生,而且還進昇讀碩士,很重視事業。618Please respect copyright.PENANAkqN73vqXbP
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人際關係方面,她說過她的公司全都是女生,基本上除了幾個中學同學外,平日都沒有接觸男生的機會;而她平日都愛跟公司的女同事談閑事,什至放假時都會聯絡一群同事到像Starbuck、Crosstini這些地方消遣。618Please respect copyright.PENANAG2A7wmgLUq
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我已經大概掌握到她是個怎樣的人。我不像Jason,我不在此評論她的好與壞,經過過過半月,Annie這類女生適不適合我,已經心裡有數。618Please respect copyright.PENANAhlMNsHlWc0
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再想想當初match她時,本來我只想借此機會來練習跟女生溝通,而非真的為真愛而match;但是沒想到,我最後竟然認真起來,真諷刺。618Please respect copyright.PENANA0fy3aFh8g9
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在Tinder上,有很多大陸和外國人,Annie是我在這個app上繼Susan之後,遇上的第二個香港女生,但我這次竟然被「港女」反弄一道,不禁苦笑。618Please respect copyright.PENANA1qrzd3e0GP
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好了,繼續找下個吧。