企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhhJJP9jcy
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3cdDfbSTP
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDMfcAk7cT
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DMAyw7uW5
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc627CWGKq
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwITq26Vm33
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqVIhWRmC6
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1VzZjl3TZ
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyZzFVEwHj
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzRMiuNkZe
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「我剛看到一隻狗。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKjcRf87xy
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長得很像你。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNVr9MIhWa
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「靠。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilhQ7GIPF8
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH6seBHIyA
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30LJrnZwp8
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某天，他不太對勁。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eIwNwKrZs
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8GCK29EI0
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gCuhAA8TJ
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「還沒。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAfbO3miCy
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScfz7AXTAk
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「好啊。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmH7FrpW96
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我們就見面了。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv9cvxG1eV
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKyPOft4CG
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5njnVyhJp5
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX93vZHZBK
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「她交男朋友了。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbpJ1DqR06
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「誰？」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvcfbTAuhm
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「前女友。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXrvrlgXu2
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「嗯。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHyFCo8pen
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他繼續沉默。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx7AOOBKQX
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVUxq7NW8K
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說完，我就開門下車。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZECFP070xS
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76EY6gOe9q
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdJ4NzzyRq
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2YMsTxdeW
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KMxJfR7NT
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D6jWjE4lM
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhS3uvfUnB
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEsB6TMsbY
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wAypIB0UY
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDu9mWf4Vd
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsBNaY7mt5
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我彈起來。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTwMZ3DYQc
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「幹嘛！」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUafZY3XGMJ
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiZ4CU0j4M
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCUXnAeKmT
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xzMzJXjDB
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUa3avYwi9
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「笑屁啊。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKceReIJaSU
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUOVzMb4BC
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「………」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3NZ6QbbKN
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS5t47aUds
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「………」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRCm2Z5lX2
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftJjXpRC0c
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJpgVd1koY
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「阿德利。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXbT5if0LD
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「嗯？」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV2nAfSxip
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHpCq7LuXF
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他突然止住笑容。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4s3A5qqDw
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「對不起。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptjbqrszeg
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「嗯。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Vqi0lEQR2
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1oGOKNLyR
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTCo1SYaaJ
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5sAhudSFH
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYORk5SYCR4
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ayKb8KMOw
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEYW3j9G8w
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「對啊。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFS5vaZ8gUs
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「他加我好友耶。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXztV2FCtRi
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ElvWlE934
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnUSN28jtP
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfDEMYNYA7
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB8GRUb7VJ
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aljhAm9mV
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenP37AGlwM
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbqCQ892fd
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZpn9QWCNi
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「我不知道。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE0KsQPM3x
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUih7R3pKe
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「應該是。」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkgHP30JqI
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgaU5wqcPb
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但又是一個該死的騙子。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHfTcEofBo
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5KC09dp65
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0aoGpLjdo
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpcmPB1TI6
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznEDnMniDC
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGECG2fuo57
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人，真的不能做壞事。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIR5XVDS7L
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完。469Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkGTYmZQLO
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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