「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQqDY8xr9N
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZAwUshn4K
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「我想和妳上床。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEOD8L5B1x
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ewIBrSwef
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdb6Tj5UtO
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl3wTegY7N
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPw9ATAMr8
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ajULJmI5K
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P1CFcOKyx
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciszwNblOq
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「你女朋友呢？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2ANWKwZqw
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「哪一個？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3WgTzQBIZ
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaeU9Ohcz9
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「兩個。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCPwmukEWh
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuNhxknHSq
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNN3LdjpXc
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpAPn8cEZ6
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「對。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNozTXTAwaJ
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxihpUSEXk
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYd4N9S2EG
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeBYdhSPnk
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4K4ccERUz
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6D4fP5VAG
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe9VrbPvDp
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lsYqleKi2
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWGtYtNWiV
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlcRJZDkkL
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaItXCeqamB
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTiQgQdPWA
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「你真的很有事……」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBwglwTjRb
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「所以妳願意嗎？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IMEFCvU9N
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4oNxtG5Se
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「嗯。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRWOtBs8rx
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYbPYw9p0c
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQDgf5ygbY
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wueBp8gHu
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYV7NaqFkun
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69SQRHh8ow
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「也可以這麼說。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R8cbZXiVS
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYh9ze6AG4
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy2s4jalWT
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「走吧！」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVsrHAWBnN
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「走去哪！？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJH9wSSrKY
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKifd5Naldt
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「我要回家！」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcg74eq4v1
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「嗯。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIiF78k6ML
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ag6YHbANC
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMuIg1XLWI
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「…………」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh0wtx7O7I
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VsBxynRgT
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待續。
