「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2u06L1rZF
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxjEyqqWoF
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「我想和妳上床。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgppemy2wZ
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5QuujuUcp
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcd1AoD1LC
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FSOlA8eqY
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRceOpZqKlu
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC7YxqffI8
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTFhV2BDPX
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N7VZ3bTJV
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「你女朋友呢？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWDDmddRyW
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「哪一個？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9gXY5gYIB
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBqkaPMW49
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「兩個。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bvvUyv2bB
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGepOPo3Ll
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOPUpRr8S9
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ924oxpzuvL
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「對。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjUIxyniJb
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGZa5Ekuv7
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR83guZozM1
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw5itse2xI
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisaN0N1NX8
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLUxUNOQbq
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzVU1DDcgR
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXog7DoKus5
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5IQzLEtmf
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8ZBpJOtwW
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCEfOEly9V
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eWEnGeK10
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「你真的很有事……」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dLaLeCdsx
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「所以妳願意嗎？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtm5seNFdV
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzKsgQ6xZg
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「嗯。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBsUpOitQU
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaW8pR3HITB
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LCd0DDTB4
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZv40Ofxyt
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyJQuFJodH
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10EqVRgbNn
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「也可以這麼說。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl5vZ6UdVf
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnnc0EVvLm
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94Gol5DQn5
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「走吧！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGREL8fRTa
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「走去哪！？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRuo1Wel2g
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84PLQEXkYU
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「我要回家！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1EbGZMzoQ
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「嗯。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM7o8EYCnX
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEcx0vPuzB
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGcuSJFIOT
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqrSJiYLFd
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待續。
