求學過程中,每個班級裡必定有這樣一個甘草人物,個性幽默、人緣好、搞怪或放得很開、總是笑著,大家都喜歡他。
阿龍就是這樣的存在。449Please respect copyright.PENANAkNZmhpEqwC
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他不高,有小小的眼睛、圓圓的蒜頭鼻跟薄薄的嘴唇。因為太常笑,眼尾有很深的魚尾紋,額頭也有因長時間擠眉弄眼而留下的抬頭紋。
「這是每天都很開心的證據啊。」他曾這麼說。449Please respect copyright.PENANA0PzvraHrRv
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開學第二天,學長們的調侃(或嘲笑)依舊,早自習時間,我拿著掃把慢吞吞的掃地。
一年級的導師是個充滿愛的媽媽,當我的同學試圖想效仿學長們調侃我時,導師說「你們不要欺負女生,她是班花耶。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAB99gNZcILf
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「人家的班花都嘛很正,我們的…咳咳…」449Please respect copyright.PENANAp5JexZFDmN
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我站在講臺邊,看著坐在教室最後面說這話的同學,一臉想鼓譟大家加入的樣子。449Please respect copyright.PENANAJxwKYBbqSR
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〝不要讓別人有機會欺負妳。〞
〝在別人準備出手前,就先打死他。〞
我想著這幾句「教誨」,還沒想好怎麼反擊,身體就已經行動了。449Please respect copyright.PENANAF9aFj0dN4n
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掃把飛到教室後面。449Please respect copyright.PENANATbcXWNlbAG
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沒打中他,嘖。449Please respect copyright.PENANAGtPOJsf2C7
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「只會在那裡講屁話,不如幫忙掃一下地吧?」我說。449Please respect copyright.PENANAguVGaU6LhG
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那高個兒先是愣住,同學們大笑起來,他滿臉通紅的站起,走到我面前,踹了一張椅子,椅子倒了。
「很囂張嘛?」449Please respect copyright.PENANAiHK6iUBbXW
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「還可以啦,怎麼樣,見笑轉生氣哦?」449Please respect copyright.PENANAUqZ3WbsWKQ
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他又踹了另一張椅子,椅子又倒了。449Please respect copyright.PENANAxeD1L5TezQ
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導師在旁邊嚷嚷著同學們不要這樣啊不要吵架大家要相親相愛,但我當下好像沒聽見。449Please respect copyright.PENANAsffOhbU8s5
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只有你會踹?我踹了一張桌子。449Please respect copyright.PENANAI1up1AlOqD
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下一秒,桌子的頂部和抽屜分開,飛起來,彈到旁邊。449Please respect copyright.PENANAAyV1aUO7wo
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大家的視線全在那張頭身分離的桌子上。449Please respect copyright.PENANAra6zs57qgB
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靜默一秒。449Please respect copyright.PENANApFCJ27EI38
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兩秒。449Please respect copyright.PENANAaCItcEtlrl
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「哦~~~」449Please respect copyright.PENANADRs3O4ybjj
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「猴~~~~~~」449Please respect copyright.PENANA38KAUMOTeR
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「哇賽~~~~~~~~~」449Please respect copyright.PENANAmNYVoVbdPq
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高個兒的氣焰瞬間消失,我也是。449Please respect copyright.PENANAijaO2qFnWZ
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「不是,不是我…它本來就壞掉…」
我慌張解釋。449Please respect copyright.PENANAknfwmvIiUu
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「妳不要打我,我認輸了大姐對不起。」
高個兒一直笑。449Please respect copyright.PENANAQFnMYFXS8A
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全班都在笑。449Please respect copyright.PENANAMWnY6EAMwF
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「力氣好大!」
「神奇怪力女!」
「以後就靠妳保護大家了啊~」449Please respect copyright.PENANApM2o1tpyQ0
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導師呆在一旁,我滿腦子都在想這張桌子要不要賠償。449Please respect copyright.PENANAUvAkgnGGvg
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從這天開始,班上的男生們再沒想過欺負我,但也因為這一踹,我的身份直接從「女同學」跳到「哥兒們」,或是他們嘴裡的「大姊頭」……449Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7BBIrPK7i
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「欸!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAhApd8Vl64E
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我轉頭,阿龍又一臉天真,好像還帶點崇拜。449Please respect copyright.PENANAnhWTlO7mF5
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「剛剛超帥的啦!」
他兩隻手比著「讚」。449Please respect copyright.PENANAZIsB4Qp9t6
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「呃…拜託忘記剛剛那一幕…」
我好尷尬。449Please respect copyright.PENANATAhfZUgl5f
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「讚讚讚!」他又晃了晃大拇指。449Please respect copyright.PENANAq0EEG0XFR2
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唉…沒在聽啊。449Please respect copyright.PENANAkG5vM37ZTF
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待續。449Please respect copyright.PENANA0TNl8024OK
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註:桌子真的不是我弄壞的,到現在還是沒人相信。
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