在我和Susan和Annie長期聊天的同期,我還跟其他女生match過,而其中之一是Gini。461Please respect copyright.PENANAqZ4nAZ8hEk
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她是我第三個長期聊天的女生,年紀比我大3年,樣子方面平平凡凡。461Please respect copyright.PENANAuUXW8R2uci
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「你係咪cosplay時先女裝,定平時扮開?」這是Gini的開場白。461Please respect copyright.PENANAJNEkbsnsjk
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我:通常cosplay先著。461Please respect copyright.PENANAyiyq1Eq60V
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現在,我大致掌握了玩Tinder時的一些潛規則,知道絕大部份人都不想被sales和約炮者煩擾,所以是不會在match之後便急直地索取WhatsApp號碼;所以我也沒有追問Gini的電話號碼。461Please respect copyright.PENANARs6fiiZBGE
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我:話時話點解你會玩app嘅?461Please respect copyright.PENANAgUtZMo2DwR
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Gini:冇咩原因,Frd介紹我玩啫。461Please respect copyright.PENANA0mlquLMbKD
Gini:你放埋啲女裝相,有冇男仔溝過你?461Please respect copyright.PENANAk3dKQH2gqy
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我:冇呀😂461Please respect copyright.PENANAqQkAk8vcLN
我:係有好多男仔swipe咗我,但我無視曬佢哋。461Please respect copyright.PENANAtoIGVcm20s
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聽說Tinder上的男女比例嚴重失衡,儘管是偽娘的我,不出一個星期,就有超過十個男生swipe我。461Please respect copyright.PENANAf8tZXRnbhX
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我:唉返工返唔夠一個鐘就攰461Please respect copyright.PENANAxJRurD7rJd
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Gini:你琴晚好夜瞓咩?461Please respect copyright.PENANApSReky1tu1
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我:係早瞓嘅但瞓得唔好461Please respect copyright.PENANAME5y4krqUD
我:好彩啱啱已經飲咗monster461Please respect copyright.PENANAN6sn7kTQxo
我:係呢你正職做咩㗎?461Please respect copyright.PENANAkc5sBeTSdN
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Gini:我而家做緊客戶服務。461Please respect copyright.PENANACCQnRj2fgC
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我:你就好啦,我做sales做到想resign😂461Please respect copyright.PENANAPo28VH8v4B
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Gini:你要企街?461Please respect copyright.PENANADPeWXnC0k5
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我:唔洗,只係office 打warm call啫461Please respect copyright.PENANAcf1rs1W6b4
我:但做死我囉,一追唔到數就俾人插到飛天。461Please respect copyright.PENANAdrjKbk5BeK
我:入咗U之後唔會再痕呢份工。461Please respect copyright.PENANAc3bF6YXljf
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Gini:你都好後生啫,遲入U好過冇入U461Please respect copyright.PENANAYHqctsgfGl
Gini:後生真好461Please respect copyright.PENANAuF3dJ2hhr0
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接著幾天,我們也談及個人興趣和休閑活動,動漫又談過,網絡小說又談過,運動又談過,哪間cafe店好吃又談過。461Please respect copyright.PENANAKfiPSWbgOd
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Gini:我睇過啲冷門嘅動漫461Please respect copyright.PENANAGe5DdCTHsg
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她列舉了一齣我從未聽過的片名,然後我又Google一下。哦,原來是這樣。461Please respect copyright.PENANAmkT6YeGHPA
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可是這一齣動漫,只看過兩集,就已經令我感到沉悶。461Please respect copyright.PENANASde4yr0nsK
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我:你呢有冇煲火影?461Please respect copyright.PENANAamF05AcWEw
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Gini:火影,好出名嗰套呀,我有追呀。461Please respect copyright.PENANAvsM52IsObJ
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我:宇智波鼬嗰招須佐能乎型爆461Please respect copyright.PENANARqLLV5DSKd
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Gini:宇智波鼬?邊個嚟?461Please respect copyright.PENANAX6JFb7PYm8
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從對話中,感受到她對火影忍者不感興趣,真正看過的人,怎可能會連這些軸心人物的樣子都不清楚呢?461Please respect copyright.PENANAcn6YMDTDae
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我又談到跑步和游泳,又談及自己在貓cafe店內跟貓咪玩的經歷。461Please respect copyright.PENANAEOzchTLslu
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我:都係游水正啲,唔似得跑步成身又濕又熱😂461Please respect copyright.PENANAKshVehgxNB
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但是當我繼續談下去時,不見得她感興趣。461Please respect copyright.PENANAnANnBMBlwi
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Gini:游水?我唔識㗎😂461Please respect copyright.PENANAjG9Nvcmr8U
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這下子,我只能被迫轉話題了。461Please respect copyright.PENANAxzO1Nrn7nQ
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我:係呢你有冇去貓cafe?461Please respect copyright.PENANASaBJfVae9Y
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Gini:冇呀,我中意狗多啲461Please respect copyright.PENANAWjqKFlaQcI
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然後我又分享自己在貓cafe店內的所見所聞,希望能勾起她的興趣;但是她只是「嗯」了我就沒再有下文。461Please respect copyright.PENANA8XbxA16cUv
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這個「嗯」,把整個話題都抹殺了。461Please respect copyright.PENANAoc80Ozixwj
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聊了幾天,Gini整體給我的感覺是:沒有很多能讓大家談下去的共同話題,有時候她什至是個topic killer;於是我也漸漸對她失去了興趣。461Please respect copyright.PENANALCQCTXmnRY
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雖然我和她之間的聊天室漸漸封塵起來,但是我們還是有交換IG的。461Please respect copyright.PENANAjlnQ3txmsy
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按進她的IG,才發現她最愛的運動是爬山,而且喜歡飼養的寵物是;說了這麼多話,我竟然沒有說中她最愛的事物,我們之間的共鳴果然少得可憐。461Please respect copyright.PENANA2fFaaSukQd
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儘管如此,但她已經成為我的IG粉絲,成為永久的網友。461Please respect copyright.PENANAIujpvvXJ8k
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平日幾乎不跟我聊天,只有偶爾當我發佈一些貼文或限時動態(例如我的小說宣傳、cosplay時候的樣子、其他生活分享等等),而如果其內容能勾起她興趣時,她才會主動來談兩句話。461Please respect copyright.PENANAD09Abq0TDt